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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Right lets have it, cheesy chat up lines! I'll start

Hey do you wear space pants? You must do because your ass is out of this world! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

funniest one I've had....are there spanners in your bra....because your tits make my nuts tighten

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Or have you home insurance? Because I'm going to kick your back doors in!

Ooow eeer missus !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Sarah?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are you a sergeant in the army? Because you have my privates standing to attention!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Would you like to come back to mine for some cheese?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Right lets have it, cheesy chat up lines! I'll start

Hey do you wear space pants? You must do because your ass is out of this world! Haha"

And that's how Kanye won Kim's heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excuse me love I've lost my number can I have yours instead?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I rewrite the alphabet I'll put "u" and "I" together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey isn't your surname Jacobs? coz your a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get your coat, you've pulled

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fancy a fuck? No? Well would you mind lying down while I have one?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

like it!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you ever been arrested? It's gotta be illegal to look that good?

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By *etItSwing1991Man over a year ago

Glasgow

That a mirror in your pants ? Because i can see me in them :P

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd love to see how you look when I'm naked

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grab your taco you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican.

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By *itnfireyMan over a year ago

down souf ..nr worthing and bognor

Hi ya , do you sleep on your front ? No ? Do you mind if I do ? X

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By *unloversCouple over a year ago

rotherham

Pass me the sick bucket

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nice dress it would look better on my bedroom floor!

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