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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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There's a lot of Erections still to stand and some previous candidates are starting to wilt.
Show you are still firm, stand proud and show why your genial erection deserves to be entered into someone's box.
(basically, post your cock pics here and people will vote for you on the voting thread or by PM to me!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There has been some shameless electioneering by certain candidates  |
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"There has been some shameless electioneering by certain candidates "
Don't know what you mean.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed  |
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Looking for a late surge in support to push through and fulfill the dreams and wishes of all.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A vote for erectjim is a vote for erectjim. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd like to stand up and be counted
I'm a pillar of the community round these parts you know... and I always play it straight (well, actually slightly curved...) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Keep it up fellas. You may have gone softly softly at the start, but you need to be able to push harder right to the end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm proud to stand up for what I believe in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking for a late surge in support to push through and fulfill the dreams and wishes of all.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed "
You keep banging on until the end!!
Don't go for the soft approach  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm ready to go the last inch to secure an election victory |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Descojunado con Cojones. Vote Carlos he's a funny fucker  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That 25 mm to pander to the eurosceptic vote out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still standing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Euro directive 384/1256 states that curved ones will be disqualified as not being suitable for purpose. Oh sorry that was something about bananas wasn't it. Sorry for my stupidity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll eat your ham sandwich, and I'll enjoy it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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if you vote for me, I'll be your Member... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Im having trouble deciding what I want to use as my campaign logo. |
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"Looking for a late surge in support to push through and fulfill the dreams and wishes of all.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed
You keep banging on until the end!!
Don't go for the soft approach "
I always thrust my point home and keep driving and pushing until the very last moment. |
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"A vote for erectjim is a vote for erectjim."
Whereas a vote for Unleashed is a vote for self-fulfillment and eternal and everlasting pleasure.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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"I'm proud to stand up for what I believe in"
And I promise to be proud whenever you want me to be.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As a lifelong Aston Villa fan I urge you to support West Ham. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think my logo will be the Northampton lift tower standing proud and erect.
One look at that and the voters will be putty in my hands |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Standing up for the smaller member"" if you vote Nomadic you can be sure I will demonstrate that size doesn't matter!!! I will take my movements and thrust it nationwide!! |
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I am standing for the anonymous party.
Vote for me and gloryhole will be provided in all new homes.
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""Standing up for the smaller member"" if you vote Nomadic you can be sure I will demonstrate that size doesn't matter!!! I will take my movements and thrust it nationwide!!"
Spoken like a true man.
PMSFL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will voting booths be fitted with glory hole? An opportunity for us to let voters press the flesh.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind |
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"I am standing for the anonymous party.
Vote for me and gloryhole will be provided in all new homes.
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Vote for me and you won't want need gloryholes 'cuz all your inhibitions will be freed.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind "
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then 
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I lean to the left. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!!"
We are yet to have volunteers to accept the deposits left on exiting... So for now, just dump it in the first empty box you find. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carlos has broken open the tequila. ¿Te gustaría una?   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!!
We are yet to have volunteers to accept the deposits left on exiting... So for now, just dump it in the first empty box you find. "
Unfortunately she slapped me and told me to fuck off  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Carlos has broken open the tequila. ¿Te gustaría una? "
¿una?
Salir de la botella. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carlos has broken open the tequila. ¿Te gustaría una?
¿una?
Salir de la botella. "
It's a good job Nigel Farage doesn't use this website lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!!
We are yet to have volunteers to accept the deposits left on exiting... So for now, just dump it in the first empty box you find.
Unfortunately she slapped me and told me to fuck off "
Because you tried to use the wrong box  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!!
We are yet to have volunteers to accept the deposits left on exiting... So for now, just dump it in the first empty box you find.
Unfortunately she slapped me and told me to fuck off
Because you tried to use the wrong box "
Ohhhh so I misunderstood that sign on the front window about coming round the back.....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, you know your 'X' on my member will guarantee that your voice will be heard (or moans) all the way from the bedroom to the bar. I'll work tirelessly to ensure your requests are met.
PB for PM (Prime Member) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
An exit poll carried out on PM votes has the following:
Two candidates each with a firm 25% of the votes. Four other candidates (leaving a) trail behind
Looks like I will be the equivalent of the Monster Raving Loony party then
Where do I leave my losing deposit at the exit poles!!
We are yet to have volunteers to accept the deposits left on exiting... So for now, just dump it in the first empty box you find.
Unfortunately she slapped me and told me to fuck off
Because you tried to use the wrong box
Ohhhh so I misunderstood that sign on the front window about coming round the back..... "
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vote for Unleashed.
He will push hard to get you what you want.
The others are just mere minnows compared to him  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm capable of standing more than once every five years. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*** Swingometer Update ***
It's getting exciting!
12 Genial Erection candidates have received votes for so far, showing the diverse tastes of the Fab Forum members.
Three are just edging out a head (ahead, sorry...)
The three with the most votes so far have:
13.4%
18.2%
22.7%
of all votes cast
... So it's very close! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, you know your 'X' on my member will guarantee that your voice will be heard (or moans) all the way from the bedroom to the bar. I'll work tirelessly to ensure your requests are met.
PB for PM (Prime Member)"
Prime Mozzarella more like PB ~ such a cheesy campaign trail... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, you know your 'X' on my member will guarantee that your voice will be heard (or moans) all the way from the bedroom to the bar. I'll work tirelessly to ensure your requests are met.
PB for PM (Prime Member)
Prime Mozzarella more like PB ~ such a cheesy campaign trail... "
No cheese on my member Madam I assure you; Look, this country has toiled under the previous regime, it's time for change, it's time to erect PB.
Vote PB |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My vote will be coming from the best erection picture! So I advise you get the best one "up"  |
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This thing's dragging on longer than the general election!
I'm still in if anyone cares to vote for me ha! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carlos has broken open the tequila. ¿Te gustaría una?
¿una?
Salir de la botella. "
No worries I nicked your wheels.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going in with a last gasp change of profile picture in the hope of a surge of votes!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This thing's dragging on longer than the general election!
I'm still in if anyone cares to vote for me ha! "
You know if it was voting for best arse, you'd have my vote |
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"This thing's dragging on longer than the general election!
I'm still in if anyone cares to vote for me ha!
You know if it was voting for best arse, you'd have my vote "
Yeah, why doesn't someone start a best male arse thread?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do "
You should more often |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do "
It's a good job you just the polling officer!! Say is the pay as good as it is for the general election pollsters |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do
It's a good job you just the polling officer!! Say is the pay as good as it is for the general election pollsters "
I get to meet all the ladies who voted. I said that, didn't I? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do
It's a good job you just the polling officer!! Say is the pay as good as it is for the general election pollsters
I get to meet all the ladies who voted. I said that, didn't I? "
Hell no!! Lucky bastard!!
5 years from now I'm putting myself up for the job, democratically of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do "
And it is rather delicious |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Even though I'm not in the vote, I've uploaded a new cock pic, just because I never normally do
And it is rather delicious "
Thanks |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Votes close at 10 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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*** Swingometer Update ***
Two votes in it... |
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"Ladies, you know your 'X' on my member will guarantee that your voice will be heard (or moans) all the way from the bedroom to the bar. I'll work tirelessly to ensure your requests are met.
PB for PM (Prime Member)
Prime Mozzarella more like PB ~ such a cheesy campaign trail... "
I promise you nothing but classy pleasure and constant delight from now until when ever you want, just release your inhibitions and set yourself free.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*** Swingometer Update ***
Two votes in it... "
Will there be a full results service and will it beat the quickest vote count in the boring vote that's taking place ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ladies, you know your 'X' on my member will guarantee that your voice will be heard (or moans) all the way from the bedroom to the bar. I'll work tirelessly to ensure your requests are met.
PB for PM (Prime Member)
Prime Mozzarella more like PB ~ such a cheesy campaign trail...
I promise you nothing but classy pleasure and constant delight from now until when ever you want, just release your inhibitions and set yourself free.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed"
Vote for Unleashed and I'll send you a pic of my boobs |
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"My vote will be coming from the best erection picture! So I advise you get the best one "up" "
Look no further
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's time to get behind the little man and give the small members a chance!!!
Oerrrr maybe not literally behind may I add!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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erectjim, what a dick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carlos Cojones the Cancun Cock |
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This is definitely the best erection night I've had in ages.
The climax of the night is close. A small surg now is all that's required to push through and thrust forward to victory.
It's in your hands.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is definitely the best erection night I've had in ages.
The climax of the night is close. A small surg now is all that's required to push through and thrust forward to victory.
It's in your hands.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed "
Helmet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good luck to all that joined in!
Thankyou for the opportunity to peeve... Some more!!! Lots of cock love from this pervette |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just like to state that I'm not adverse to the male vote no sexism here in the small member side!! |
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"Just like to state that I'm not adverse to the male vote no sexism here in the small member side!!"
I've already cornered the mail vote m8.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just like to state that I'm not adverse to the male vote no sexism here in the small member side!!
I've already cornered the mail vote m8.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed "
And you believed them when they said your vote's in the post? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just like to state that I'm not adverse to the male vote no sexism here in the small member side!!
I've already cornered the mail vote m8.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed "
Got all avenues covered there what hope is there for us minions mind you I noticed a fair few electioneers out there geeing up your vote!!
How much you slip them out the party coffers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm still in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think voting closed 8 minutes ago. The returning officer is pissed after nicking Carlos's botella de tequila earlier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"UnleashedCraken"
We needed your vote before 10pm |
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"Just like to state that I'm not adverse to the male vote no sexism here in the small member side!!
I've already cornered the mail vote m8.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed
Got all avenues covered there what hope is there for us minions mind you I noticed a fair few electioneers out there geeing up your vote!!
How much you slip them out the party coffers "
I may have slipped them something but it wasn't from the party coffers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there a recount going on. I've heard that Balls is/ are out.
I've counted mine . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there a recount going on. I've heard that Balls is/ are out.
I've counted mine ."
Think this needs to he raised with the polling officer |
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