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"All types of housework, some I just avoid until I am expecting guests   "
Yep, me too!
Or it gets so bad that even my low levels of house-proudness are exceeded by the sheer state of the place. Oh dear, fear I've said too much!
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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago
Scotland - Aberdeen |
"All types of housework, some I just avoid until I am expecting guests
Yep, me too!
Or it gets so bad that even my low levels of house-proudness are exceeded by the sheer state of the place. Oh dear, fear I've said too much!
Mrs DDC "
Ha Ha This goes the same for me as well! I blame my mother lol She was so house proud! I've even declined meets in the past if I couldn't be arsed....Saying that I am very house proud if expecting company |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
Driving up the M6. It's a complete fucking scab on the road network and the area around the Stoke junction is a wank stain on the Tarmac. It only needs a squirrel in the bushes to fart and the whole thing comes to a standstill.
By the time I get where I need to be, I will have been sat on it for 5 hours. My belly is rumbling, I need a piss and it's chucking it down. Also theres next to no phone signal. Mind you the completely stationary traffic has allowed the 10 minutes this friggin page needed to refresh.
That's what I don't like. Hope you all have a good day  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Driving up the M6. It's a complete fucking scab on the road network and the area around the Stoke junction is a wank stain on the Tarmac. It only needs a squirrel in the bushes to fart and the whole thing comes to a standstill.
By the time I get where I need to be, I will have been sat on it for 5 hours. My belly is rumbling, I need a piss and it's chucking it down. Also theres next to no phone signal. Mind you the completely stationary traffic has allowed the 10 minutes this friggin page needed to refresh.
That's what I don't like. Hope you all have a good day "
There was something on the traffic report about a squirrel farting but I don't think it was in the bushes.
Drive carefully.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Oh and then there is the RAC app that lets you know of traffic jams and accidents on the motorway.
It only works on a 3G signal! What shit for brains fuckwit invented that? "
Can't you see that on the Google maps thingy now? I can't see any accidents reported.
It's Friday and you know junctions 15-20 will be congested. Put on some music and sing really loudly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dealing with certain family members, and my ex when she has a meltdown over some inane bulshit, but hey I made a promise to her late father, and a promise is a promise |
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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago
Ayrshire |
"Digging the hair out of the bath plug hole. YuckI am with you on that one! "
I find something strangely satisfying doing that
That's about the only household chore I don't mind doing. Everything else I try to avoid unless someone is coming round, then I'm like a crazy woman tidying up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Doing the dishes.... I only clean them because I need food! If I was filthy stinking rich my kitchen would look like the aftermath of a Greek wedding!! "
Paper plates |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doing the dishes.... I only clean them because I need food! If I was filthy stinking rich my kitchen would look like the aftermath of a Greek wedding!!
Paper plates"
Paper plates? Would only work for jelly and ice cream at a kids party. Have you ever tried to eat steak on a paper plate with plastic knives and forks? It drives you bonkers lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Doing the dishes.... I only clean them because I need food! If I was filthy stinking rich my kitchen would look like the aftermath of a Greek wedding!!
Paper plates
Paper plates? Would only work for jelly and ice cream at a kids party. Have you ever tried to eat steak on a paper plate with plastic knives and forks? It drives you bonkers lol "
Didn't think of that |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Doing the dishes.... I only clean them because I need food! If I was filthy stinking rich my kitchen would look like the aftermath of a Greek wedding!!
Paper plates
Paper plates? Would only work for jelly and ice cream at a kids party. Have you ever tried to eat steak on a paper plate with plastic knives and forks? It drives you bonkers lol
Didn't think of that "
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I can imagine 
In contrast, I absolutely love putting new clean sheets on the bed! 
