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over a year ago
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"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!"
I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!
I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx"
When it's on the bone, it's to real for me. There can't be a bone in sight, I think it's discusting how people suck on get bones and grit their teeth on them! That's cannibalism right there! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If only KFC served McDonald Fries.
Multiple foodgasms! "
I shall be taking the word foodgasms and adding that to my everyday grammatical life without credit to yourself. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Kfc is like a woman you get 2 legs 2 thighs 2 brests and a greacy box to put your bone in  "
KFC is like a bloke, never as good as you were led to believe by the ad! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Chicken zinger tower burger meal please. Don't forget the chicken gravy, LARGE. Diet (lol) Pepsi oh and some popcorn chicken!
I'm a traditionalist. I always go for the original 2 pieces of chicken & chips xx
When it's on the bone, it's to real for me. There can't be a bone in sight, I think it's discusting how people suck on get bones and grit their teeth on them! That's cannibalism right there!"
I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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KFC is like sex
"It's finger lickin' good "
Is it ?? The KFC here is useless !! How can it run out of chicken ?? I personally think they are about on par with the intelligence of mc d's .
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex  
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?"
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I wasn't a chicken the last time I looked
i can give you a full body inspection just to be sure if you like? "
I might have breasts like a chicken does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache "
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly."
I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.
I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though "
Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good "
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.
I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though
Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?"
Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.
I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though
Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?
Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit "
Is nibbling allowed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision."
The fries are terrible and they ALLWAYS fuck my order up. I'll stick to Nandos. That looks like chicken. Just a pity they don't take orders at the tables. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
Cold, crushed nuts and liable to give me a headache?
It all good fun and I could give you a paracetamol if you got a headache
Do you want my cadburys flake? You can have it for a vimto lolly.
I don't have a vimto lolly.....I do have a twister though
Will it give me a headache if I gobble it too quickly?
Suck it slowly, take it deep down your throat, licking the sides & tip as you do so. It will remain hard but the end will become moist & may drip a bit
Is nibbling allowed?"
Nibbling is encouraged. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision."
Doesn't anybody else kill chickens? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision.
Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?"
Yes. But not many kick them to death. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision.
Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?
Yes. But not many kick them to death."
That never happens anywhere else obviously. I take it you prefer halal slaughterhouses where they are stung up by their feet and have their throats slit to slowly die in agony.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision.
Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?
Yes. But not many kick them to death.
That never happens anywhere else obviously. I take it you prefer halal slaughterhouses where they are stung up by their feet and have their throats slit to slowly die in agony.
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I did invite you to do your research. I am not vegetarian but I do believe that the least we can do is to encourage some animal welfare standards. That is why I keep clear of KFC. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Kfc are not the worst, why pick on them? You should point the finger at the worst culprits and not the easy target. When I see you campaigning to ban halal I may take your argument seriously |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex "
The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's finger lickin' good
I boycotted KFC years ago. I cannot bring myself to contribute to the pain and suffering they inflict on chickens. There is plenty of information available on the internet. Look at it and make your own decision.
Doesn't anybody else kill chickens?
Yes. But not many kick them to death."
Whilst I abhor cruelty to animals, I cannot really believe that a slaughterhouse would kick chickens to death. It would bruise the flesh so badly, it would render it inedible....therefore not commercially viable. I regularly take in ex-battery chickens and as most have few feathers, can see exactly what bruised chicken flesh looks like, (they peck each other terribly because they are confined so much). |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everything is true on you tube
Abraham Lincoln told me  "
While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.
I do not believe everything that I read on the internet or elsewhere. No, I have not witnessed their treatment of chickens personally. I could be wrong. But on the balance of probabilities I believe that I am right. I therefore refuse to contribute to their profits.
Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem. |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry."
Thanks for that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everything is true on you tube
Abraham Lincoln told me
While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.
I do not believe everything that I read on the internet or elsewhere. No, I have not witnessed their treatment of chickens personally. I could be wrong. But on the balance of probabilities I believe that I am right. I therefore refuse to contribute to their profits.
Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem."
What about the burritos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Everything is true on you tube
Abraham Lincoln told me
While I am all for a sense of humour, you will have to forgive me for not laughing.
I do not believe everything that I read on the internet or elsewhere. No, I have not witnessed their treatment of chickens personally. I could be wrong. But on the balance of probabilities I believe that I am right. I therefore refuse to contribute to their profits.
Sorry to turn a fun original post into a sad rant. It was not my intention. KFC annoy me. My problem. It does not have to be your problem.
What about the burritos?"
Sorry, you lost me. My sense of humour failure, I am sure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No thank you I don't eat meat.....if you had said ice cream was like sex
The dairy farming industry is just as cruel, if not worse than the meat industry.
Thanks for that "
Dairy farming is way crueller. |
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