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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.
On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.
Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.
Cake anyone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.
On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.
Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.
Cake anyone "
Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!
(some ladies like that kind if thing ) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.
On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.
Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.
Cake anyone
Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!
(some ladies like that kind if thing )"
It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.
On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.
Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.
Cake anyone
Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!
(some ladies like that kind if thing )
It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets "
Your cream filled doughnuts could prove popular. Tiring though! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've come up with an idea how I can persuade more women to meet me.
On a social meet, I will bring for you a slice of my famous banana loaf, it's so tasy.
Second meet the sex, plus a range of tasty cup cakes, and pastries.
Cake anyone
Open a bakery, you'll be beating them off with a stick!
(some ladies like that kind if thing )
It's a good idea, kinky cakes and saucy sweets
Your cream filled doughnuts could prove popular. Tiring though!"
Not as popular as my cream filled chocolate log, it's a sight to behold lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."
Don't hate the player, hate the game |
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."
Pessimist.... Can't knock the bloke for using his initiative lol |
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over a year ago
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone."
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By (user no longer on site)
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LOL...where you in the SE chat room yesterday evening OP. I love to bake, and made the fatal mistake of admitting to this while chatting.
Now I got bloody orders that would keep me going for weeks, lol. No promise of a shag though, just orders for cake.
Maybe we should start a FAB baking thread and swap recipes.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"LOL...where you in the SE chat room yesterday evening OP. I love to bake, and made the fatal mistake of admitting to this while chatting.
Now I got bloody orders that would keep me going for weeks, lol. No promise of a shag though, just orders for cake.
Maybe we should start a FAB baking thread and swap recipes.
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Ah see that's why it says on meeting you get the cake, lol I'm not giving it away lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game "
You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you."
Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife "
Mary Berry is a fat slag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife
Mary Berry is a fat slag."
Oh no you di en girlfriend *wobbles head*  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"In reality* Man walks into swingers club, 'you look really nice' (pulls out napkin with a slice of cake and hands it to the women whilst intently staring at her, giving her the nod. Man walks out of swingers club, alone.
Don't hate the player, hate the game
You didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose you.
Yeah and I'm down with my homie Mary Berry, she's my thug wife
Mary Berry is a fat slag.
Oh no you di en girlfriend *wobbles head* "
When the decrepit old fat slag jumps ship, I'll copywrite her name and make sure the world doesn't have to ever deal with a fat slag like Mary berry again. |
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