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Can't get a meet

By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

All I'm asking for is for 3 hot, fit young bi women to meet me & worship my cock together & fuck each other & serve me cheesecake & pints of real ale. But every time I try to arrange it I just get blocked or told they're not interested.

I thought we were all here to fuck? So many timewasters on here!!

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Really? because I managed that exact scenario with three blokes just last week. The cheesecake was awesome.

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By *obbytupperMan over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Have you made it clear that you will provide the beer and cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"All I'm asking for is for 3 hot, fit young bi women to meet me & worship my cock together & fuck each other & serve me cheesecake & pints of real ale. But every time I try to arrange it I just get blocked or told they're not interested.

I thought we were all here to fuck? So many timewasters on here!!"

Would your chances of success increase immeasurably if you just deleted "wo" from the appropriate part of your post?

Mind you, it'll probably mean shop bought cheesecake rather than homemade but at least the cream will be authentic.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you made it clear that you will provide the beer and cheesecake?

Yes, I said that would all be laid on, all they had to do was all turn up, play with each other for my enjoyment then turn their attention to me. Somehow I just can't get 3 girls!!!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I thought we were all here to fuck? So many timewasters on here!!

Would your chances of success increase immeasurably if you just deleted "wo" from the appropriate part of your post?

Mind you, it'll probably mean shop bought cheesecake rather than homemade but at least the cream will be authentic. "

It will mean a whole new lifestyle choice but it might be the only way this will work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Maybe you need to send them some pics of your cock?

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Maybe you need to send them some pics of your cock?"

They each get 2 pics of my cock with every message to make sure they remember how amazing it looks.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I stopped ages ago to find what I want, got more chance meeting jesus lol.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*fires up ma fake female profile & applies for one of the positions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"*fires up ma fake female profile & applies for one of the positions

well i hopes you're gonna show that veri i gave you.

well earned that one was.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Oh hey! It seems I have one young hot bi chick who's up for it all of a sudden. Seems to good to be true....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Oh hey! It seems I have one young hot bi chick who's up for it all of a sudden. Seems to good to be true...."

perhaps it was the mention of big cock what did it

try it again but in CAPITALS

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Call them Hun, Babe or sexi. That always works!

Make sure to let them know you're "discrete"

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh hey! It seems I have one young hot bi chick who's up for it all of a sudden. Seems to good to be true...."

Don't forget, it might actually be a Dick with a dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tried insulting them, and then sending them the same first message as if nothing has happened a few days later?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I see.

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"*fires up ma fake female profile & applies for one of the positions

well i hopes you're gonna show that veri i gave you.

well earned that one was.

I would, but it was a bit too graphic

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Really? because I managed that exact scenario with three blokes just last week. The cheesecake was awesome."

I make a mean strawberry milkshake flavour cheesecake, or Oreo and caramel, or Cadbury Cream egg... That's why I have a small cake shelf

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you tried insulting them, and then sending them the same first message as if nothing has happened a few days later? "

I believe I started my messages with "hey bitch, u up4 bi sexi fun lol" & ofcourse called them fat sluts if they didn't take up my offer. Cos they were clearly timewasters, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried insulting them, and then sending them the same first message as if nothing has happened a few days later?

I believe I started my messages with "hey bitch, u up4 bi sexi fun lol" & ofcourse called them fat sluts if they didn't take up my offer. Cos they were clearly timewasters, right?"

It sounds like you're doing everything right, I'm confused. Maybe add another cock pic? Over the toilet, bitches love toilets.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

add some mmmmmmmm in ya next msg

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Have you tried insulting them, and then sending them the same first message as if nothing has happened a few days later?

I believe I started my messages with "hey bitch, u up4 bi sexi fun lol" & ofcourse called them fat sluts if they didn't take up my offer. Cos they were clearly timewasters, right?

It sounds like you're doing everything right, I'm confused. Maybe add another cock pic? Over the toilet, bitches love toilets."

Good idea. I also just realised I don't have a pic of my cock next to a deodorant can. I should get one of each & send them with every message. I should probably also remind them in writing that I am hung, fit & luv fun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Have you tried insulting them, and then sending them the same first message as if nothing has happened a few days later?

I believe I started my messages with "hey bitch, u up4 bi sexi fun lol" & ofcourse called them fat sluts if they didn't take up my offer. Cos they were clearly timewasters, right?

It sounds like you're doing everything right, I'm confused. Maybe add another cock pic? Over the toilet, bitches love toilets.

Don't forget one with your Sky remote!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I don't have sky

So it's just the deodorant can for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I don't have sky

So it's just the deodorant can for me"

I would lend you mine but, its busy at a photo shoot!

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

How much to rent your remote for "comparative photographic purposes"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mate bloody great advice from peeps I've never laughed so much

Is your post serious or you being sarcastic because I've never laughed so hard after reading all the responses

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

No beer? Loser.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

No beer? Loser."

There was schloer

Hardcore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

No beer? Loser.

There was schloer

Hardcore. "

My mum likes Schloer. Hold on a minute.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

did you offer the women some of the cheesecake?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

Lucky, lucky man!

That place, half way to heaven

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"Maybe you need to send them some pics of your cock?

They each get 2 pics of my cock with every message to make sure they remember how amazing it looks."

You might do better if you send pics of your cheesecake...

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Ooooh....almost....a couple of weeks back managed three bi ladies and two guys in my bed....there was also cheesecake but no beer...I shit you not

lucky you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Maybe you need to send them some pics of your cock?

They each get 2 pics of my cock with every message to make sure they remember how amazing it looks."

Did you make sure they were pics with a sky remote or a can of ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just another photo tip.. Don't use the new compressed deodorant cans cause they are tiny.....unless you put it way in the foreground.

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

"Just another photo tip.. Don't use the new compressed deodorant cans cause they are tiny.....unless you put it way in the foreground.

The can is small, the cock is faaaar away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm pretty sure that it's about time to start yet another thread about not getting a meet because the girls are all stuck up time wasters

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you should definitely let everyone know that on your status

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I reckon 12 hours is too soon. Maybe in another 4 or 5.

Which status should I go for;

"does anyone actually meet on here?!"

"All you women are timewasters"

"Are any bi girls ACTUALLY bi?!"

"What's the point? No one talks on here"

Vote now!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You should definitely name and shame, we love that. Such a turn on.

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By *ickawitchCouple over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Big shouty capitals too - all over your profile and aggressive statuses .....sooooo sexy

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Ok. Well that sarahxo said she would come with her bi twin sister but then didn't show.

Timewaster! Be warned. Agrees to meet then doesn't turn up. Bitch.

Also superramfan_ma'am is a timewaster & I think also a fake!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ok. Well that sarahxo said she would come with her bi twin sister but then didn't show.

Timewaster! Be warned. Agrees to meet then doesn't turn up. Bitch.

Also superramfan_ma'am is a timewaster & I think also a fake!!

Now you've made me a figure of public ridicule I am SOLD

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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

Good. When are you coming round darling?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't believe I forgot one! Be sure to refer to all women more than a year older than you as "older women"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Good. When are you coming round darling?

On my way, just going via McDonalds to bring you breakfast x

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

"Maybe you need to send them some pics of your cock?

They each get 2 pics of my cock with every message to make sure they remember how amazing it looks."

Have you sent pics of it against a remote control or lynx can though?

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