When she transformed into a butterfly, the caterpillars spoke not of her beauty,but her weirdness. They wanted her to change back into what she always had been.

But she had wings......Dean Jackson.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aside from it being an advert, Just Do It"

or better still "just f**king do it"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you shake n vac you put the freshness back."

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Do or do not... there is no try... yoda

Life is like a box of chocolates ... Forrest gump

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

""If you shake n vac you put the freshness back.""

And everyone in the house an asthma attack

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

why have burger when theres steak waiting at home! lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What's done cannot be undone

I love Macbeth

unless it's a button or a zipper

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

"If you don't eat your carrots you'll go blind. "

I actually laughed out loud to those 3.

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By *dteesMan over a year ago

Wakefield

The more I learn about humans the more I like my dog

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No retreat, No surrender

Jean-Claude Van Damme

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Desiderata by Max Ehrmann

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,

even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;

it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman over a year ago

Glasgow

One day you'll wake up and there won't be any more time to do the things you've always wanted.... Do them now!

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By *MP3Man over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

Lord make me chaste, but not yet... St Augustine of Hippo

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you don't eat your carrots you'll go blind.

I actually laughed out loud to those 3. "

My grandmother was very wise.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

"Lord make me chaste... St Augustine of Hippo"

Are you sure that wasn't Benny Hill?

Oh no, as you were, that was spelt 'chased'

(Diddle dee dee diddle diddle dee dee...etc)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Lord make me chaste... St Augustine of Hippo

Are you sure that wasn't Benny Hill?

Oh no, as you were, that was spelt 'chased'

(Diddle dee dee diddle diddle dee dee...etc)

I loved watching Benny Hill

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By *leasureMaxDanMan over a year ago

World Wide Web

The best you can be at any given moment is yourself.

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By *dteesMan over a year ago

Wakefield

"Desiderata by Max Ehrmann

Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,

even to the dull and ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons, they are vexations to the spirit.

If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain and bitter,

for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.

Keep interested in your own career, however humble;

it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.

But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;

many persons strive for high ideals,

and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love;

for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.

But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.

Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars;

you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you,

no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be.

And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life,

keep peace with your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,

it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy."

That is amazing and, for me, sums a lot up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One up the bum, no harm done!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What the mind can conceive and believe it can achieve

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Uuuuuuuuuuhhr uhhrrr aaaaarrrggghh rrrrraaaahhrr

- Chewbacca

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A man's gotta know his limitations

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have loads!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

Whatever ive done in this life be it good or bad ...Je regrette non rien.....

and......

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To be a great champion you must believe you are the best. If you're not, pretend you are.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be sure to taste your words before you spit them out

Cloak the joker before you poke her

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By *eKoopleCouple over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

The vulgar crowd always is taken by appearances, and the world consists chiefly of the vulgar. Niccolo Machiavelli

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Suck me beautiful

Nova in American Pie lol

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By *omaMan over a year ago

Glasgow

Don't be scared of heights, it's only the last inch from the ground that hurts when you fall

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

And:

Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, but to learn how to dance in the rain.

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple over a year ago

Wakefield

"One up the bum, no harm done!

That made me smile.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you haven't got socks you can't pull them up "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't take life too seriously,you will never get out alive.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes things happen and you go on fire - Irish Mike.

Coffee is a language in itself - Jackie Chan.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life..." Thoreau

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Time is a great healer,but a terrible beautician

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Time is a great healer,but a terrible beautician"

I like that one. Very true too.

There are lots of quotes I really like.

If you do what you've always done, you will get what you've always got, nothing changes, unless you change it.

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

Don't believe everything you read on the internet - Abraham Lincoln.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not the pursuit of happiness. It's the happiness of pursuit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""I went to the woods because I wished to live deliberately, to front only the essential facts of life, and see if I could not learn what it had to teach, and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived. I did not wish to live what was not life, living is so dear; nor did I wish to practise resignation, unless it was quite necessary. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life..." Thoreau"

'I went to the woods to get my marrow sucked' Ben Dover

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple over a year ago

Hinckley

"Uuuuuuuuuuhhr uhhrrr aaaaarrrggghh rrrrraaaahhrr

- Chewbacca"

I thought that was Howard out of Take That?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stop Messin' About!"

Kenneth Williams in nearly everything he did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your playing poker, and you can't see the sucker...its you!

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By *icentiousCouple over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You DIRTY old maaaan!"

'Arold Steptoe.

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

“Courage does not always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.”

Mary Anne Radmacher

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By *aisy2012Couple over a year ago

everywhere

It's a small world - but I wouldn't want to have to paint it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never chase love, affection or attention. If it isn't given freely by the other person, it isn't worth having.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Your biggest risk will be the one you don't take.

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By *ackspopCouple over a year ago

Wymondham

Never eat anything bigger than your head.

My Dad.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't be wise and in love at

The same time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Be careful what you wish for as you might get it !

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Live every day like it's your last... one day you will be right.

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By *thwalescplCouple over a year ago

brecon

Train hard, fight easy.

Go hard, or go home.

Walk quietly through life... but carry a big stick!

If you aint livin' life on the edge, you are taking up too much room!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Always borrow money from a pessimist, they won't expect it back!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

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By *dteesMan over a year ago

Wakefield

People don't leave bad jobs, they leave bad managers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand beside me.. and watch thine enemies cower before us....

Stand against me and watch Satan cower behind thine enemies....

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

I have a six pack - Shag Tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Be your best!

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