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"Gender swap.
Fly sure this would be even better than sex for me.
Mind control.
Sexy bat nipples maybe?!?!?"
lol gender swap in an instant.
that would surprise a few fella's.
to be used sparingly, only on cheating hubbies. |
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"The ability to make bad drivers cease to exist in an instant. "
Well that'll be a LOT of drivers, seen some right iffy driving:
Cutting in without indicating.
Not indicating (in general).
Driving on 30 & 40mph roads as if there a racetrack.
Weaving in and out (seen this on dual carraigways & motorways) from one lane to another overtaking everyone in site (what's the damn rush).
When you see some eejit coming on to the motorway and they instantly go from the on-ramp to the fast lane in one move (and a lot of time without indicating).
When you see some eejit do the opposite of the above - go from fast lane to off- ramp.
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"The ability to make bad drivers cease to exist in an instant.
Well that'll be a LOT of drivers, seen some right iffy driving:
Cutting in without indicating.
Not indicating (in general).
Driving on 30 & 40mph roads as if there a racetrack.
Weaving in and out (seen this on dual carraigways & motorways) from one lane to another overtaking everyone in site (what's the damn rush).
When you see some eejit coming on to the motorway and they instantly go from the on-ramp to the fast lane in one move (and a lot of time without indicating).
When you see some eejit do the opposite of the above - go from fast lane to off- ramp.
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no super powers required, just stop selling bmws and audis. That clears 90% of that list up. |
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"The ability to make bad drivers cease to exist in an instant.
Well that'll be a LOT of drivers, seen some right iffy driving:
Cutting in without indicating.
Not indicating (in general).
Driving on 30 & 40mph roads as if there a racetrack.
Weaving in and out (seen this on dual carraigways & motorways) from one lane to another overtaking everyone in site (what's the damn rush).
When you see some eejit coming on to the motorway and they instantly go from the on-ramp to the fast lane in one move (and a lot of time without indicating).
When you see some eejit do the opposite of the above - go from fast lane to off- ramp.
no super powers required, just stop selling bmws and audis. That clears
90% of that list up."
If I had teleportation I would.
Think I'd add 4x4's (mainly they overfinch land rovers) that try to bully/harass most of us in wee cars out the way.
There right up your back bumper as if to say "yes, I'm driving a (TWAT) tank now everyone out of my way".
Yes we see you higher up as if to say "look at me".
Bloody laughable, I also bet most of they new land rovers hardly seen "off-road" |
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"The ability to make bad drivers cease to exist in an instant.
Well that'll be a LOT of drivers, seen some right iffy driving:
Cutting in without indicating.
Not indicating (in general).
Driving on 30 & 40mph roads as if there a racetrack.
Weaving in and out (seen this on dual carraigways & motorways) from one lane to another overtaking everyone in site (what's the damn rush).
When you see some eejit coming on to the motorway and they instantly go from the on-ramp to the fast lane in one move (and a lot of time without indicating).
When you see some eejit do the opposite of the above - go from fast lane to off- ramp.
no super powers required, just stop selling bmws and audis. That clears 90% of that list up."
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"The ability to make bad drivers cease to exist in an instant.
Well that'll be a LOT of drivers, seen some right iffy driving:
Cutting in without indicating.
Not indicating (in general).
Driving on 30 & 40mph roads as if there a racetrack.
Weaving in and out (seen this on dual carraigways & motorways) from one lane to another overtaking everyone in site (what's the damn rush).
When you see some eejit coming on to the motorway and they instantly go from the on-ramp to the fast lane in one move (and a lot of time without indicating).
When you see some eejit do the opposite of the above - go from fast lane to off- ramp.
no super powers required, just stop selling bmws and audis. That clears 90% of that list up."
Now now! My Audi dealer specifically told me that the Highway Code will no longer apply to me!  |
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