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i can't get a girlfriend

By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Because my cocks too big....

Im just trying to think of ridiculous things you could write into jezza kyle .... And yep.... I know I'll fail the lie detector tests..

Any other ridiculous things folks..

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I got Jim's mum pregnant but she has ran off with Shag's sister

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My dog gets jealous

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Even though I'm a bi, single woman who loves putting on a show for ladie's partners and asks nothing in return.....I STILL can't get a meet.

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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"I got Jim's mum pregnant but she has ran off with Shag's sister

Thats not quite ridiculous enough, change the names and thats coming on next..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I offered to pleasure a female without going on about my cock needing sucking.

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I dont have enough teeth..

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By *odareyou OP Man over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I need to know if my girlfriend is faithful after she admitted to milking a man in penge..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My boss wants to sack me because I'm always late for work because I'm licking pussy for hours on end.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

Virgin Swiss cow girl returns home, after mistaking Penge advert as an employment opportunity. Heidi is somewhat heartbroken but no longer a virgin and her smile shows the cat got the cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My mother, Lady Poncenby-Smythe-Mangostrangler, (KGB, OBE, MC, PhD and champion pig wrestler), insists that Sancerre and Chablis can be served at identical temperatures. Well we always new she was a chav really.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Its only fair that my 8 kids worth of child benefit pays for my White Lightning, skunk and knock off Amber Leaf. I'm suffrin' from stress, alright!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I just found out my wife, sister and mother are all actually the same person and I couldn't be happier! Less Christmas and birthday presents to buy. Now I can buy more baseball caps, gold teeth and bingo clink!"

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By *igeiaWoman over a year ago

Bristol

I am a single, bi female in her 30s with a profile containing not only text but photos as well yet I never get any messages from single guys. What's wrong with me and can I have a Fab makeover please?

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By *layfull pairingCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"I am a single, bi female in her 30s with a profile containing not only text but photos as well yet I never get any messages from single guys. What's wrong with me and can I have a Fab makeover please?

ahhh u must be fake.... Ive never seen you around town in brizzle...

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