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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A quick two-day voting thread: Fab Genial Erections.
You have today to set your avatar to an erection photo and to do your shameless canvassing and self-promotion.
Just one day of voting, opening tomorrow (Thurs) and closing at 8.
**Please don't vote in this thread. I will open a voting thread tomorrow. Or PM me (my filters are off)
As independent adjudicator, no votes for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm looking forward to casting my vote.  |
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My party is called the Lash Party and my catchphrase is 'lash is lush'. I've always been fond of strong branding 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck it. I have to join this campaign trail. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fuck it. I have to join this campaign trail."
I really don't want to see any erection trails  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Really, the count should start at 10, for accuracy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Shamelessly bumping for the mid morning slackers: Get your Erections in, otherwise I will have to stand in myself to make up the numbers  |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Good lord, this thread will have someone's eye out!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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TT - do we need to proclaim which party we're standing for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I got Wood |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Blatant erectioneering by the OP, even if he claims no votes for him. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
What's the penalty for gerrymandering? And do strap-ons count? |
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Like any politician ive cheated a little....in this case by havin a naked fit bird in the background to gain a few extra votes from the guys... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Like any politician ive cheated a little....in this case by havin a naked fit bird in the background to gain a few extra votes from the guys... "
This is politics: cheat as much as you like! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the penalty for gerrymandering? And do strap-ons count?"
There's no boundaries here! Which answers both questions |
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Anyone want to join me on the Erection Commission?
We have to verify the results. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Please be upstanding for the honourable member. |
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If u dont vote for me the country will go broke.. Sink under the weight of immigrants...be taken over by the scots...become a muslim state...be held to ransom by the unions...etc etc.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, I'm standing up to be counted. I believe my manifesto speaks for itself - I'm happy to explain the finer points in my constituency office.
You know where to place your "X" |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"Ladies, I'm standing up to be counted. I believe my manifesto speaks for itself - I'm happy to explain the finer points in my constituency office.
You know where to place your "X""
PB you are looking a bit too shady. Your manifesto isn't clear enough. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Wot about an erect clitoris  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will we need a swing-o-meter to try and forecast the result Dohhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm not usually a fan of cock pictures but damnnnnn this thread is making me horny, I mean smile! 
I shall have to study each one, thoroughly, before casting my vote! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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This profile isn't about shallow attraction to an erect penis. It's about a return to basics. If you give me your vote you can shag Mrs N. ( Usual terms and conditions apply) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will be representing the Roundhead party and our main opposition with be the Cavaliers. |
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I wouldn't show my own pic but I'm happy to show my sex robot FFR01's (Funky Fuck Robot Version 1) erection.
He is designed on my own body but with a few extras...
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d[ o_0 ]b ____(Master Funky is referring to my telescopic cock girls) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Now I know where the expression. Hung parliament comes from.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys you should DEFINITELY have cock avatars more often!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now I know where the expression. Hung parliament comes from. "
Lmao brilliant...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whoops Better not I'll lose my deposit  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm undecided - I still don't know if I'm Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Purple or Orange yet! |
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I've just added mine vote for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys you should DEFINITELY have cock avatars more often!! "
You do realise that completely goes against the forum majority ruling on cock pics, don't you?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's not me honest  it's Carlos Cojones that's standing |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"I'm undecided - I still don't know if I'm Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Purple or Orange yet!"
You have certainly brightened my inbox. Reminds me of a lava lamp, if you touch it does it change colour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How many votes do we get please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Where's Howard? He's got some great cock pics |
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Has my party (The Lash Party) "lash is lush" got any followers or votes?
I'm party leader, spokesperson and splooge-Meister. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've decided to stand down following a scandal at a swingers party.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will we be getting any of the candidates canvassing on our doorsteps? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Howard? He's got some great cock pics "
hopefully he will be in later |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Iv just remembered Iv got some cock trumps in the draw- I will be comparing the walnut to the King Kong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Eh up, we're being heckled by the females. trying to make us look silly again. tut tut tut. And we thought this was a serious competition. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've decided to stand down following a scandal at a swingers party. "
Don't worry. It'll all die down in a few months and you can resume your seat on the front bench. Our Party leader Shirley Willy says she enjoys a good party herself now and again. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in"
Damn it.....every time I decide who to vote another 1 pops up!!! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
Well, looks like I will be hard pressed to decide which cock to vote for tomorrow. |
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This thread has made my day, thank you fellow fabbers.
Looking forward to voting.
Just need to check Mr DDC is pumped and ready to start a shameless last ditch campaign for votes.
Mrs DDC |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you are voted for by your fellow male is it classed as a Bi-election. Perhaps we should have a mass debate on this issue with all the leaders cumming together. No empty chairs this time chaps. All issues will need to be covered and no shrinking violets please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The Electoral Commission has already been called in to investigate smear campaigns and gerrymandering. As a result, the OP is on the naughty step.
It falls to me as Returning Officer to make the following announcement:
"Voting thread will be posted around lunchtime tomorrow.
To keep it simple it is one vote each,either in the voting thread or by PM (filters are off)
Also, in the meantime, show the candidates some love and go and fab your favourites" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The Electoral Commission has already been called in to investigate smear campaigns and gerrymandering. As a result, the OP is on the naughty step.
It falls to me as Returning Officer to make the following announcement:
"Voting thread will be posted around lunchtime tomorrow.
To keep it simple it is one vote each,either in the voting thread or by PM (filters are off)
Also, in the meantime, show the candidates some love and go and fab your favourites""
Not my filters, Thing Two's! Email him, not me.
That'll teach me to copy and paste without reading it properly. |
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I'm going to lose my deposit
Anyone want it in their face?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh and I was going to make a late pledge for election. These are 3 pledges and will be written in Tattoos across my belly (please see website for normal terms and conditions at Bla Bla Bla.com)
1/ If I get elected all women will get 10 votes in the next election. This is because that's probably the ratio of females to blokes on this website anyway.
2/ Corporal punishment will become compulsory but only between consenting adults and a safe word must be agreed between all parties before punishment begins. As a special concession to Scotland they can do it when they are 16.
3/ We will create a new national Wank Bank to distribute the nations spunk more fairly.
I can't think of any more pledges and there isn't any more room on my belly.
This is my final post in my push for power. Vote naughty. You know it makes sense.
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm going to lose my deposit
Anyone want it in their face? "
Your manifesto appears to be hidden. I want full (frontal) policy information before I can make an informed decision. Unless you don't want my x in your box? |
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"I'm going to lose my deposit
Anyone want it in their face?
Your manifesto appears to be hidden. I want full (frontal) policy information before I can make an informed decision. Unless you don't want my x in your box?"
I can post you my full frontal proposal.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm I'm very liberal minded and dress conservatively whilst labouring to make an Impression. However, my cock is just a dirty bugger and he calls the shots on here |
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I'm a round head but cavalier by nature. I feel I can successfully cross the boundaries between the two different camps and brink unity to all horny people.
I offer you nothing but blood sweat and overly tight boxes and I promise to follow the party whip at all times. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"I'm going to lose my deposit
Anyone want it in their face?
Your manifesto appears to be hidden. I want full (frontal) policy information before I can make an informed decision. Unless you don't want my x in your box?
I can post you my full frontal proposal.... "
I'm not willing to accept a personal promise. The entire public needs to see/hear your proposal. Then if you fail to follow out your pledge we can all point to your fallacy... |
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"Where's Howard? He's got some great cock pics "
I'm here now ladies!! Current avatar recommended by self-confessed cock enthusiast Breakfast-Can-Wait. I know it's not erect but who am I to go against BCW's choice
Will be changing it to an erection pic tomorrow in the hope of winning some last minute votes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's Howard? He's got some great cock pics
I'm here now ladies!! Current avatar recommended by self-confessed cock enthusiast Breakfast-Can-Wait. I know it's not erect but who am I to go against BCW's choice
Will be changing it to an erection pic tomorrow in the hope of winning some last minute votes."
I just love this pic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My erection will bring about real change for the people of Britain |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My erection will bring about real change for the people of Britain "
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"Where's Howard? He's got some great cock pics
I'm here now ladies!! Current avatar recommended by self-confessed cock enthusiast Breakfast-Can-Wait. I know it's not erect but who am I to go against BCW's choice
Will be changing it to an erection pic tomorrow in the hope of winning some last minute votes.
I just love this pic! "
I could seriously kiss you right now. Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Look, I just want to know whose erection will make the hard decisions for hard working families. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carlos Cojones is making an early erection withdrawal as the competition is too stiff |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's been more smears and allegations about my avatar picture. Apparently there's been an investigation as to whether too much polish has been used on the bell end and and too much clever use of camera angle to make it look larger than it actually is. Investigations are taking place as to whether it's been photo shopped, or is infact somebody else.
I can categorically deny the accusations and if anyone wants to come and inspect it for themselves tomorrow before casting their vote please drop me a line for an appointment. Mrs N says I'll do anything for a shag. (she meant vote of course)
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"Look, I just want to know whose erection will make the hard decisions for hard working families. "
If erected I promise to make as many HARD decisions as you want, as many times as you want, for as long as you want.
Would love to have your sexy arse as my campaign poster. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm standing independently. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hope none of the candidates have any backdoor plans for a coalition. That would result in a bi erection. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm in
Damn it.....every time I decide who to vote another 1 pops up!!!"
hahahaha |
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Where's the voting thread TT?.... and why cant I vote for.you? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Need to cast my vote!! |
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"I'm going to lose my deposit
Anyone want it in their face?
Your manifesto appears to be hidden. I want full (frontal) policy information before I can make an informed decision. Unless you don't want my x in your box?
I can post you my full frontal proposal....
I'm not willing to accept a personal
promise. The entire public needs to
see/hear your proposal. Then if you fail
to follow out your pledge we can all
point to your fallacy..."
I'm an upstanding member (of the local community) so vote for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where's the voting thread TT?.... and why cant I vote for.you? "
He's posting it when he's back off the naughty step at about lunchtime  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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VOTE DAVE |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm hoping hoping to pass the post by about 152.5 mm. I know it wont be first but this isn't this supposed to be a beauty competition as well, surely hardness and straightness count for something ladies.
Could we perhaps have a proportional representation vote, that way some of the smaller parties might get some say and not get left out
p.s. that's 6" by the way. I'm still hoping to get some of the eurosceptic vote |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's a last minute entrant to this election I want to stand up for the smaller members of this vote though I am concerned about losing my deposit at the end of it all!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well I've just been to actually vote and it wasn't nearly as much fun as this thread. There were no cock photos in the polling booth at all   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well I've just been to actually vote and it wasn't nearly as much fun as this thread. There were no cock photos in the polling booth at all "
Did you do a Dick Doodle instead of a cross to brighten up your ballot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, I'll be the colourful chap standing (upright) outside your local polling station.
Put your X in my box, ensure I come first on this occasion |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do I keep getting asked "Are you in?"
All I can say is Carlos is still standing after what sounded like 'a fortunate stroke of genuis and luck in the polls this morning' lifted his spirits. As for rumours in the press that he had been fingered by an arsehole. They were completely fallacious as the reverse is believed to be true |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh dear there doesn't seem to be a polling station open. Has the ladies democratic right to vote on their favourite willy been denied by the politically correct sexist minority.
Or maybe the OP is still under the Duvet. Somebody give him a nudge please. Us cock piccy males want our voices heard.
We want to prove that there are women out there who care about their men's privates. You can't just say you are having an election and not have one. Imagine if that happened to the national elections. There'd be absolute chaos.
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'Put an X in my box and I'll put my cock in yours!' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Put an X in my box and I'll put my cock in yours!' "
Oh hello!! |
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Il fuck you harder than Cameron need I say more haha |
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"'Put an X in my box and I'll put my cock in yours!'
Oh hello!! "
A vote for me guarantee's clitoral stimulation |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
I am wondering if there are going to be any late entries. Is there a clear leader or is someone going to come up from behind? Lovely manifestos |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am wondering if there are going to be any late entries. Is there a clear leader or is someone going to come up from behind? Lovely manifestos "
You best watch out for those last minute leaflet canvassers Lola - they are quite persistent! |
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"I am wondering if there are going to be any late entries. Is there a clear leader or is someone going to come up from behind? Lovely manifestos "
If any election ever needed a swingometer then this was it! |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
I think all the canvassers are related to Pinocchio. You know what happened when he told lies. |
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As a candidate am I allowed to vote for myself? Don't want to get a big fat zero.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Voting is important after all. |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"As a candidate am I allowed to vote for myself? Don't want to get a big fat zero. "
Offer bribes, might help. I'm always open to suggestions. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"'Put an X in my box and I'll put my cock in yours!' "
How far will your cock stretch? Across the Irish Sea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a candidate am I allowed to vote for myself? Don't want to get a big fat zero.
Offer bribes, might help. I'm always open to suggestions. "
He's already tried to bribe me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As a candidate am I allowed to vote for myself? Don't want to get a big fat zero.
Offer bribes, might help. I'm always open to suggestions. "
Dirty Gurl!! |
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In the interests of full disclosure I'm putting all my private and friend cock pics in my public pics for the duration of the erection campaign. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Any indication of whether the vote will swing to the left right or to the centre?? |
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"Any indication of whether the vote will swing to the left right or to the centre??"
Maybe it will swing both ways!! |
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"As a candidate am I allowed to vote for myself? Don't want to get a big fat zero.
Offer bribes, might help. I'm always open to suggestions.
He's already tried to bribe me "
Ffs, your not meant to talk to each other. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you'd all like to send me pics of your cocks so I can study them up close & personal, I'd be very grateful |
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I represent the hung parliament... I promise to probe deep into all loop holes and will continue to apply preasure until the UK is totally satisfied with my outcome.
Similar to previous politicians I will leave future delegates to clean up the mess |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Any indication of whether the vote will swing to the left right or to the centre??
Maybe it will swing both ways!!"
Forget swinging. I think it's definitely a hung parliament. Now im really going to slap my x in a box. |
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On direct recommendation from some members of the erectorate I've changed my main campaign pic to one that better shows the full nature of my erection campaign. |
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"Any indication of whether the vote will swing to the left right or to the centre??
Maybe it will swing both ways!!
Forget swinging. I think it's definitely a hung parliament. Now im really going to slap my x in a box. "
Mine may have been hung before but a quick look at your pics has already solved that problem. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Has my party (The Lash Party) "lash is lush" got any followers or votes?
I'm party leader, spokesperson and splooge-Meister. "
Blimey! (if you know the origin of that word, I mean it) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm back! So voting thread about to open |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I'm back! So voting thread about to open "
Make sure the algorithm works to enable quick counting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Thank Fuck for that TT, my willy is getting chilly!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh god, who the hell do I vote for? Tell me why your erection deserves my vote xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm back! So voting thread about to open
Make sure the algorithm works to enable quick counting. "
Don't worry; stats I can do. I have coloured pens and everything. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Finding the most genial erection is an interesting prospect. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Votes are coming in.. But it's clear that the voters are spread. The upstanding members need to be prepared for a hard push to the finish. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just love erection day!! x x |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I wonder if all the cock pictures arriving to my in-box are for this? I hope their "leaflets" don't get caught on the letterbox flap.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To stop this thread being sexist, here is my cock!!
Please vote for me |
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"To stop this thread being sexist, here is my cock!!
Please vote for me "
We're all busted now. LOL |
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"I wonder if all the cock pictures arriving to my in-box are for this? I hope their "leaflets" don't get caught on the letterbox flap.
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I can send you some more if you really want!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead |
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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago
Just where I need to be. |
"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead "
Only if we get free KFC. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead
Only if we get free KFC. "
Deal!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead "
Oh can I suck it. Only I promised in another thread!
You get my vote x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead "
We don't expect loyalty and morals here. This is politics. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead
We don't expect loyalty and morals here. This is poliprics. "
All is fair in love and pricks.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is it worth making a last minute dash around the country to try and persuade ladies in the swing(er) constituencies to swing to me? |
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"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead
Only if we get free KFC. "
I've already cornered the KFC market south of Birmingham. If you want finger licking good you have to cum through me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For an "older" gentleman, UnleashedCracken has a very nice cock indeed & should be rewarded with your votes xx
*Now send me the money you promised me if I put that* |
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"As campaign manager for UnleashedCracken I should say vote for him but my cock is so much prettier & colourful so vote for me instead
Only if we get free KFC.
Deal!!"
You been to the Miliband school of political back stabbing? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When Carlos was questioned about pulling out the erection, he replied "No, because that might spoil the ballot papers" |
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"For an "older" gentleman, UnleashedCracken has a very nice cock indeed & should be rewarded with your votes xx
*Now send me the money you promised me if I put that* "
Don't worry, you can rely on me to shaft you once the campaign is over. he he |
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"When Carlos was questioned about pulling out the erection, he replied "No, because that might spoil the ballot papers" "
Us Carlos hoping to be a member for UKIP by any chance? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When Carlos was questioned about pulling out the erection, he replied "No, because that might spoil the ballot papers"
Us Carlos hoping to be a member for UKIP by any chance?"
No just a member |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carloa says "a vote for him is a vote for safe sex" as he always wears a sombrero |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vote for me o/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Am I too late or can I join in |
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"Vote for me o/"
I think my members is more representative of what the erectorate of Fab want and need.
Vote Unleashed and set all your inhibitions free. |
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"Carloa says "a vote for him is a vote for safe sex" as he always wears a sombrero "
If you want the safe, secure and boring option vote for Carlos. If you want the unrestricted, adventurous and uninhibited option vote Unleashed.
Set your inhibitions free, vote Unleashed. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Am I too late or can I join in "
Members can enter until 10 pm. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carlos says, "Don't balls your ballot - Vote Cojones!"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Free cake for everyone who votes for me, I mean UnleashedCracken |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Which will win over the voters
In your face erectioneering or a firm, but persistent member quietly pressing home his point? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Carloa says "a vote for him is a vote for safe sex" as he always wears a sombrero
If you want the safe, secure and boring option vote for Carlos. If you want the unrestricted, adventurous and uninhibited option vote Unleashed.
Set your inhibitions free, vote Unleashed. "
Carlos says, "Unleashed's one helluva bellend" Don't just vote for the bellend, vote sombrero" |
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"Carloa says "a vote for him is a vote for safe sex" as he always wears a sombrero
If you want the safe, secure and boring option vote for Carlos. If you want the unrestricted, adventurous and uninhibited option vote Unleashed.
Set your inhibitions free, vote Unleashed.
Carlos says, "Unleashed's one helluva bellend" Don't just vote for the bellend, vote sombrero" "
A bell end that throbs is better than a sombrero that flops.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think promises made by some candidates will turn out to be a load of cock and bull. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It's on the tip of my tongue which cock I'm going to vote for.
Or is that just wishful thinking |
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"I think promises made by some candidates will turn out to be a load of cock and bull."
Well I've already promised to shaft every one who votes for me. That's all cock but no bull.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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"Free cake for everyone who votes for me, I mean UnleashedCracken "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ladies, I promise lusting, I promise cuffing, I promise caressing and teasing... Don't listen to the hollow promises spouting from the helmeted hoards.
Vote for a brighter future, vote PB for PM (Prime Member) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A vote for Carlos is a "Vote for cock and cojones from Cancun" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Vote for Unleashed. A very upstanding member I'm sure you'd all agree xxx.
He will rise to the occasion & will never flop when the going gets tough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant vote as I am a foreigner lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Press rumours that Carlos has employed Mayan Shamans and Witch Doctors to concoct Drooping Drops potions to spike other candidates drinks in an attempt to cause them to stand down have been refuted. Carlos says 'It's all cojones and due to a communication cock up" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Check out the voting thread gents Brightonsteve is polling some votes and unleashed too!! Someone come up with a campaign to cause a large smear on the ballot box make it quick and let's bring those upstanding impressive members down to a more flaccid state!!
Fight for the smaller parties Citizen Kane style... "power to the small people" |
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"Check out the voting thread gents Brightonsteve is polling some votes and unleashed too!! Someone come up with a campaign to cause a large smear on the ballot box make it quick and let's bring those upstanding impressive members down to a more flaccid state!!
Fight for the smaller parties Citizen Kane style... "power to the small people""
Small and inhibited or large and free.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Check out the voting thread gents Brightonsteve is polling some votes and unleashed too!! Someone come up with a campaign to cause a large smear on the ballot box make it quick and let's bring those upstanding impressive members down to a more flaccid state!!
Fight for the smaller parties Citizen Kane style... "power to the small people"
Small and inhibited or large and free.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed."
Dirty tricks coming out now to undermine the small members and take their votes by promising to share their pain lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fuck me!!!!!
It's getting hot in here!!!
Love it guys! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you haven't voted yet, please cast your vote for Unleashed.
There is free cake if you do |
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"If you haven't voted yet, please cast your vote for Unleashed.
There is free cake if you do "
Don't listen to her! Sod cake. Free cock if you vote for me! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you haven't voted yet, please cast your vote for Unleashed.
There is free cake if you do
Don't listen to her! Sod cake. Free cock if you vote for me! "
As much as I like you Howi, I wouldn't pay for any cock! 
What else is on offer?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you haven't voted yet, please cast your vote for Unleashed.
There is free cake if you do
Don't listen to her! Sod cake. Free cock if you vote for me! "
I think you have penis envy |
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"If you haven't voted yet, please cast your vote for Unleashed.
There is free cake if you do
Don't listen to her! Sod cake. Free cock if you vote for me! "
There's more to good sex than just free cock. The best things in life require a little effort.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Voter turn out is a bit slow. Must be this horrible weather we have today I guess pundits would say. Probs need to have a good wank in a chatroom to galvanise support. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Carlos "està hasta los cojones" in votes. He is glad his voters are keeping it secret  so he can surprise everyone with a late spurt |
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"Voter turn out is a bit slow. Must be this horrible weather we have today I guess pundits would say. Probs need to have a good wank in a chatroom to galvanise support."
You won't catch this candidate wanking in the chat rooms. A true politician is first and foremost a proud liar and never a wanker.
Don't waste your life.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I want to see what output you'll all provide |
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"I want to see what output you'll all provide "
I've already promised to shaft anyone who votes for me. I'm now making this fully funded and independently audited commitment to cum as often, as hard, as much and as many times that any of my voters want me to.
I'm your man in this erection and I promise to stand firmly and squarely behind you when ever you want it.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed. |
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"Voter turn out is a bit slow. Must be this horrible weather we have today I guess pundits would say. Probs need to have a good wank in a chatroom to galvanise support.
You won't catch this candidate wanking in the chat rooms. A true politician is first and foremost a proud liar and never a wanker.
Don't waste your life.
Free your inhibitions: Vote Unleashed."
Are you sure about that point? The best politicians won't give a crap about what they spurt out where it goes who it's aimed at and the final outcome of the laid of Toss they give us!!
Vote me... Im here to represent the small minority who don't stand up well to the pressure!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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¡Tiene Cojones! ¿Donde estàn las otras vergas? |
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