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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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yep. squirrel here got himself locked in the office with no way out and there's no-one to call.
been stuck here since 2200h. awesome.that's what I get for trying top catch up on a few things.
well. bit bored, lonely with an excel spreadsheet for company.thought id break up the joy a bit.
(despondent squirrelly squeaks)..
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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no-one to ring (I did think of this hehe), can't find a security number ANYWHERE, so I'm buggered.
so getting some stuff done while rocking out with my speakers turned right up.
might as well. think I'll go home in the morning though ..yawn! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ring the police and say theres some strange activity in your works . Then strip naked before they get here and start singing some trippy song . When they arrive and ask whats going on just tell them works fucked you over again |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Are you scared? I would be scared if I were locked in somewhere "
bit late for that really! not too scary with cups of tea, music, internet and work backlog to keep me distracted
mind you, now it's blatantly daylight, the tiredness is setting in.knew it would. grrr. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was going to be really jobs worthy anal about this around all matters around safety but if it was me...
Out the fire door taxi home couple of hours kip clean up and taxi back, in through the fire door you left slightly ajar and look really impressive to the boss with working late and starting early!! As I'm sure most people in your office will work out the truth when they do arrive and rib you merciliously for the next month |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Didn't the last person set the alarm ?
How come it hadn't detected you ?"
no idea. I was waving like an idiot on front of them. I could get out the building, but I live 30 min drive away and I couldn't get the car out the carpark do the whole thing became apparently pointless. hopefully I'll go home in a couple of hours or so. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was going to be really jobs worthy anal about this around all matters around safety but if it was me...
Out the fire door taxi home couple of hours kip clean up and taxi back, in through the fire door you left slightly ajar and look really impressive to the boss with working late and starting early!! As I'm sure most people in your office will work out the truth when they do arrive and rib you merciliously for the next month "
haha good one.I'm going to go for the pathetic bedraggled frazzled look and try to appeal to pity. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ring the police and say theres some strange activity in your works . Then strip naked before they get here and start singing some trippy song . When they arrive and ask whats going on just tell them works fucked you over again"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd go and hide in the bogs and spring out all spritely once a few have turned up
Great plan! "
Issue with that is that then he has to work another full day! On no sleep! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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thanks all.I'm now about to shower and go bed.but not before I returned to my car to find if left the lights on.. so now I needed jump starting, but the cables were in the (deadlocked) boot, can't open the boot, no power, clambered on, took me 30 min bending my arm into weird shaped to tease out the cables of destiny..20 min it took to breathe life into my jalopy! then realised I was almost out of fuel, didn't dare turn off engine while I refuelled, so I got a telling off for that over the PA at asda, to finally make it home almost in tears I'm so tired and there, in my door,a dead chick that must have been pushed out of the nest from the sparrow nest in the roof. clearly some omen. going to have a shower but now afraid, why doesn't fate want me home ?
crazy..just crazy x
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
Coming into this thread as late as I have, I just can't wonder why?, why? why?
Why couldn't you get out of the premises? Every corporate, retail and office building has to have Fire Exits which are accessible for exiting the premises 24 hours a day. If not, they can't exist as premises on the grounds of Fire Safety and wouldn't be allowed to operate. Put it another way, in a worse case scenario, if the building caught fire overnight, I'm sure you would have found a way out then!!
Why could you not have taken a taxi home and return by same and at the very least kept receipts, so that you could see your line managers or company bosses, so you could try for recompense given the circumstances?
Have you no colleagues you could have rung, who between them, could well have been able to contact some Senior personnel in the Company and come to your rescue?
I only say this because if I was your boss, I'd be asking the same questions, and wondering why I was employing someone who couldn't even think of, let alone implement such basic actions!
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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago
North of The Wall - youll need your vest |
"thanks all.I'm now about to shower and go bed.but not before I returned to my car to find if left the lights on.. so now I needed jump starting, but the cables were in the (deadlocked) boot, can't open the boot, no power, clambered on, took me 30 min bending my arm into weird shaped to tease out the cables of destiny..20 min it took to breathe life into my jalopy! then realised I was almost out of fuel, didn't dare turn off engine while I refuelled, so I got a telling off for that over the PA at asda, to finally make it home almost in tears I'm so tired and there, in my door,a dead chick that must have been pushed out of the nest from the sparrow nest in the roof. clearly some omen. going to have a shower but now afraid, why doesn't fate want me home ?
crazy..just crazy x
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By (user no longer on site)
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"thanks all.I'm now about to shower and go bed.but not before I returned to my car to find if left the lights on.. so now I needed jump starting, but the cables were in the (deadlocked) boot, can't open the boot, no power, clambered on, took me 30 min bending my arm into weird shaped to tease out the cables of destiny..20 min it took to breathe life into my jalopy! then realised I was almost out of fuel, didn't dare turn off engine while I refuelled, so I got a telling off for that over the PA at asda, to finally make it home almost in tears I'm so tired and there, in my door,a dead chick that must have been pushed out of the nest from the sparrow nest in the roof. clearly some omen. going to have a shower but now afraid, why doesn't fate want me home ?
crazy..just crazy x
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Sounds like one of my days! Hope you slept well after all that! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Jesus christ, the guy says he has the internet, why not just mail one of his many colleagues or friends? Phone even.
Mind you, that defeats the entire purpose of posting such a thread. |
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