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over a year ago
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During a recent health check he asked "are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, wasps"
"You mean, when they sting you?"
"No, when I fuck 'em!" thick twat  |
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"During a recent health check he asked "are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, wasps"
"You mean, when they sting you?"
"No, when I fuck 'em!" thick twat "
ha ha ha .. do you make sure the wasp is old enough?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"During a recent health check he asked "are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, wasps"
"You mean, when they sting you?"
"No, when I fuck 'em!" thick twat "
And they say its getting harder to pass medical exams. Its a shame they don't have to have a common sense and plain speaking one first. |
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An old family doctor we used down south for many years was very anti-smoking and if you turned up with your arm hanging off as soon as he realised you were a smoker he'd say, "Quit smoking and you'll grow another one."
Silly old bastard. |
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I find GP's utterly pointless. They are about as much use as NHS direct.
Anything that can't be treated by scrawling the word penicillin ineligibly on a prescription note is immediately referred to a specialist.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"my father made a good living from doctors ,,,,,,, he was a funeral director  "
Hahaha love that one. As Michael Macintyre said last saturday, all a GP has to know is which specialist to send you to ! |
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you know what you should do if ever again bee get you have it sucked out ,, really this summer i had two and both times i sucked my arm and like you i blow up ... but doing that helped ....... alot jo xx |
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"An old family doctor we used down south for many years was very anti-smoking and if you turned up with your arm hanging off as soon as he realised you were a smoker he'd say, "Quit smoking and you'll grow another one."
Silly old bastard."
That's just like my GP, you could go in with machine gun wounds and he'll tell you it's cos you smoke!!! then he'll question your drinking habits too!!
Thank heaven he's retiring this year!! |
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"During a recent health check he asked "are you allergic to anything?"
"Yes, wasps"
"You mean, when they sting you?"
"No, when I fuck 'em!" thick twat "
so did I - gullible lot ain't we? |
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