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Simples post your job role / title
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Area manager  |
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over a year ago
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MD
or old c**t in other walks of life. |
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over a year ago
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Driving instructor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a hope. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Community nurse
Or known by my friends as Gladys  |
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I can see a lot of people not wanting to reveal their day jobs! You may also get some funny responses which I am looking forward to! lol
As for me...
Swinging club owner and professional Dominatrix |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snake Oil Salesman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Changes every week depending on the gig.
Driver.
Runner.
On site runner.
Staff manager.
Gate manager.
Staff supervisor.
Site crew.
Few other bits and bobs...take your pick. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technical Architect |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Community nurse
Or known by my friends as Gladys "
Gladys Emmanuelle?  |
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By *aid backMan
over a year ago
by a lake with my rod out |
chewer of bread for gummy ducks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retail manager. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Biological researcher and lab assistant.
Environmental consultant.
Conservation site manager.
If I can pull myself off fab, I might even complete my doctorate. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Project Manager.
I won't say of what, as it's a specialist field  |
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If I can pull myself off fab, I might even complete my doctorate."
then you will be a Dr  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Community nurse
Or known by my friends as Gladys
Gladys Emmanuelle? "
That's my nick name, all my friends call me Gladys, its OK till you go to the pub and people you dont know start calling you it because they think its your real name  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Community nurse
Or known by my friends as Gladys
Gladys Emmanuelle? "
Or possibly gggggglagys emmaunelle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Skivvy in most folks eyes, cleaner, kitchen Assistant, laundry lady.. oh and I'm training to be a care assistant! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fairy princess ballerina. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mum.. think that covers all jobs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Community nurse
Or known by my friends as Gladys
Gladys Emmanuelle?
That's my nick name, all my friends call me Gladys, its OK till you go to the pub and people you dont know start calling you it because they think its your real name "
Kinda suits ya.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol"
Must be one of the harder jobs out there.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol"
Oh yeah one of them too.. Think that's part of the skivvy part |
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Team administrator. Aka general underpaid skivvy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Newcastle will win the premier league next year,,oh did I mention im a Crane Driver,"Head in the clouds" |
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol"
Hardest job of all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol
Must be one of the harder jobs out there...."
Even harder when you try and fit a full time job round it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Slave  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol
Must be one of the harder jobs out there....
Even harder when you try and fit a full time job round it "
only work part time but lucky enough to work school hours. |
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"Slave "
How do I get own a slave |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Student finance assessor. |
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"Student finance assessor. "
LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"mum.. think that covers all jobs lol
Hardest job of all "
Unless your my mum.....then your just plain lucky |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Property developer and much more |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technician and firefighter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Pregnant mother of many, dog walker/home boarder
Skivvy, housebitch... Whatever needs doing doer |
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Intake quality supervisor (adie) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Writer / Photographer / Student |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bank manager"
Is this a spelling error? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha, wish I'd known you a few years back then! Would have been useful knowing someone who knew the ins and outs of student finance when I was a daft undergrad. :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Freelance Cameraman and editor |
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over a year ago
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Quality control inspector |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Haha, wish I'd known you a few years back then! Would have been useful knowing someone who knew the ins and outs of student finance when I was a daft undergrad. :P"
Haha yeah I have my uses sometimes :p |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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H G V driver is one of my many talents |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chartered Engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Reporting Executive, which really should be spelled Minion. |
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plumber by trade job but I do A lot more of the building trade than just plumbing.
soon be building stone walls and flagging both front of house and back with stone flags |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Completer of endless pointless paperwork and checklists |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have a dish washer that needs plumbing in
Just saying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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circumciser at the elephant wildlife park.the wages are low,but the tips are enormous  |
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Post man. Love emptying my sacks |
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Scab in a cab or any other shitty insults people like to call us .... Well that's till they need there shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Technical Analyst
Also part time Assessor for the BBBI (British Board of Boob Inspectors). |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Chat line host (glorified name for a sex line host) and telemarketing lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Student Recruitment Officer for Sydney University.
It's quite hard. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a dish washer that needs plumbing in
Just saying "
Not a sniff.....literally just fixed mine....water all over the bloody place now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Paint the M on M&M's, your welcome . |
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Not gonna say exact job title but both work in law. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a dish washer that needs plumbing in
Just saying
Not a sniff.....literally just fixed mine....water all over the bloody place now "
Is it working though? |
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Plumber , sadly never had any offers YET
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Close protection team leader |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cashier. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Close protection team leader "
You mean "dolphin trainer" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a dish washer that needs plumbing in
Just saying
Not a sniff.....literally just fixed mine....water all over the bloody place now
Is it working though?"
Yup....clue is in the word 'fixed' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Own boss unless wife about ??.IT Engineer
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Paint the M on M&M's, your welcome ."
Any peanut ones??? Free samples... Nom nom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Burglar . . "
Tried that too...funnily enough when I lived in Scotland
When in Rome... |
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Cook.
Cleaner.
Launderess.
Window cleaner.
Gardener.
Decorator.
First aider.
Referee.
And everything else that goes into being a mother. |
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By *ldmaleMan
over a year ago
Amlwch |
self employed plumber
never had any offers |
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over a year ago
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"Paint the M on M&M's, your welcome .
Any peanut ones??? Free samples... Nom nom"
Oh nooooo, you have to be a grade 2 M painter for them. Bigger M's and all that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Medical Secretary"
me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Well they call it the British Army but...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Title. Account executive
In finance. Yawn !! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex worker |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Judge. Well I work in a court!! |
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over a year ago
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Diva.  |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bank robber |
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over a year ago
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aircraft electrician. |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
Piss everyone off as much as I can facilitator |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Piss everyone off as much as I can facilitator "
Trainee piss facilitator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No way I'd declare it publicly on the forums. It's unusual enough that my job title makes me instantly traceable and you probably don't know anyone else that does it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Musician |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lion tamer "
we can't be tamed we just put up with you for that peachy ass |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nope. Because there's not many of me in the UK! |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Piss everyone off as much as I can facilitator
Trainee piss facilitator "
You are waaaaaaaaaaaay above me.... |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Piss everyone off as much as I can facilitator
Trainee piss facilitator You are waaaaaaaaaaaay above me.... "
Yay I've finally made it  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Postman |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"circumciser at the elephant wildlife park.the wages are low,but the tips are enormous "
congratulations post of the day award goes to you. Now I have to go commando because I've just pisses myself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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International man of mystery |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Undercover reporter for mail on Sunday |
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over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fab bullshit detector. It's a full time job |
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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago
dirtybigbadsgirlville |
"Fab bullshit detector. It's a full time job "
I am only part time.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I must be doing your overtime |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Kitchen Supervisor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Slave "
 Not? 'Being practically perfect in every way' |
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over a year ago
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Painter decorator |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Snake charmer "
Charm mine please |
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over a year ago
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Head of the Herd |
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over a year ago
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Audio and video technician |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Audio and video technician "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ever wondered who puts the little boats inside glass bottles?
Well it's not me
I'm not a comedian either unfortunately
I work in marketing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever wondered who puts the little boats inside glass bottles?
Well it's not me
I'm not a comedian either unfortunately
I work in marketing"
You know what Bill Hicks said about that line of work... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Bank manager"
Gis a lone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Account Management.
And that's as much as you're getting |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bouncer and security advisor/director |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Water Engineer and Legionella Risk Assessor |
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Jack of all trades....master of fuck all..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever wondered who puts the little boats inside glass bottles?
Well it's not me
I'm not a comedian either unfortunately
I work in marketing
You know what Bill Hicks said about that line of work... "
What did bill hicks say? |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
Purchase Ledger |
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over a year ago
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Paramedic |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Project manager
Site manager
Cold store installer
Thats enough for now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Traffic warden. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nuclear Fusion Research geezer...tru dat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ever wondered who puts the little boats inside glass bottles?
Well it's not me
I'm not a comedian either unfortunately
I work in marketing
You know what Bill Hicks said about that line of work...
What did bill hicks say?"
He could tell you but would get a forum ban..
Bill n George.... Great great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Health & Safety Advisor. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Traffic warden. "
I always had you down as a Lollipop Lady |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Manufacturer of bubbles for spirit levels |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Supervisor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rear Interior Engineer... No really it isnt a joke :-/ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Simples post your job role / title
Mine
Area manager "
. Frenulum surgeon... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Awesome legend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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perfectionist |
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"Manufacturer of bubbles for spirit levels "
I love to know how you get the bubble in the liquid and why does the liquid always look like something from a nuclear plant (ie glow in the dark£ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Retail
Driving people insane
Carer for an ill friend
A proud Nan
A horny bi female
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"Retail
Driving people insane
Carer for an ill friend
A proud Nan
A horny bi female
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I hope you don't drive the customers insane |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Traffic warden.
I always had you down as a Lollipop Lady "
I've been promoted. |
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Model and producer ( porn and glamour
Blogger
Fulltime Bi Babe lover+seductress |
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"Traffic warden.
I always had you down as a Lollipop Lady
I've been promoted. "
LOL no screaming kids now it's screaming adults LOL |
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"Model and producer ( porn and glamour
Blogger
Fulltime Bi Babe lover+seductress "
Nice job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm "A Man in Uniform"....
It's a great "pulling line"
My uniform includes a white shirt and tie, so therefore I'm a white collar worker - that pulls the 70's and 80's chicks.
Okay, okay, I'm a bus and coach driver.
I take little old ladies for incontinental tours. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cable guyyyyyyyyy!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Community mental health support worker .. atm .. |
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over a year ago
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over a year ago
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Comms Officer |
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over a year ago
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Weapons engineer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Managing director |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Entrepreneur and part time DJ.
That's all you're getting out of me |
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"Spy  "
Always knew you was a 00 |
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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago
Over the rainbow, under the bridge |
Ashtray fitter for motorcycles. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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REME tank mechanic x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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ACT. And mum. |
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