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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/
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"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/
(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "
Were the doing these studies on men who don't wash there beards or something. I mean if you have a beard surly you'd wash/shampoo it as much or at the same time you wash your hair or are in the shower etc.
Daily washing, basic hygiene ain't hard. |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.
A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.
Yuk  |
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By *4nc3rCouple
over a year ago
Clacton-On-Sea, Essex |
"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room. "
Never thought of this, glad I at least rinse my toothbrush before I use it lol |
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"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.
A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.
Yuk "
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Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?
I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard? |
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load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
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"Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?
I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard?"
True! My OH showers twice a day and scrubs his beard which is more than my head hair gets  |
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"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.
A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.
Yuk "
Was the bug a fly? You know what they say flies are attracted to.  |
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"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/
(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "
Is that what s**thead means?  |
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"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"
Unless the term "Shit head" applies |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Seriously though, if you read the logic behind this so-called "news", what does that mean for the hair on our heads?
I notice most of the people in the comments saying "Yuk!" have long hair, so surely there's more shit in your hair than there is in my beard?"
Was just thinking this....my hair doesn't get washed every day, it probably has all kind of shit in it |
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By *nnyMan
over a year ago
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"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair"
Not everyone wipes their arse as well as they should and (it has to be said) some ladies forget the 'wipe front to back' advice their mother gave them.
Get your lips on a pussy and ask yourself where your chin/ beard is.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.
A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.
Yuk "
This has made me shudder |
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"Just putting this out there : some beards have as much faecal matter in them as toilets. Enjoy your breakfasts Hipsters!
http://metro.co.uk/2015/05/03/some-beards-are-so-full-of-poo-they-are-as-dirty-as-toilets-5178828/
(It's in the Metro so must be true!) "
This is the reason I always get my razor out before a meet and go for the clean shaved look!!!! Hahaha! |
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By *rp861Man
over a year ago
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"load of crap...... Noun, 1. faecal matter - solid excretory product evacuated from the bowels
so how does it end up in someone's beard. No reason why facial hair should be any dirtier than any other hair
Not everyone wipes their arse as well as they should and (it has to be said) some ladies forget the 'wipe front to back' advice their mother gave them.
Get your lips on a pussy and ask yourself where your chin/ beard is.
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by this logic men with beards must get and eat more pussy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room. "
Put the seat down before ya flush. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Eeeee...funnily enough this fad with huge Jesus like beards always makes me wonder what is in the beard.
A canvasser for the election knocked on our door and he had a huge beard, he spoke for a bit and then said thanks for listening, I had to admit that I hadn't took in a thing of what he had said as I was watching the bug weave it's way in and out of his beard.
Yuk "
Was he from the Green party? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Most toothbrushes have more shit on them than the toilet bowl - particles get thrown up when you flush and most toothbrushes and toilets are in the same room.
Put the seat down before ya flush."
I used to live with a girl who was obsessed with poo particles and she got me in the habit of doing this |
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