Today's embarrassing moment...
Was in a first aid course this morning (refresher having not done one for 20 years...) and the instructor asked if anyone knew what the 3 P's were.
Blurted out loud "piss poo and pain" before I remembered the context... 
The set of shocked looks I got were priceless!
Nobody laughed so I guess none of the other attendees were swingers 
Apparently the right answer is "Preserve, Prevent, Promote". Well, you learn something new every day! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Today's embarrassing moment...
Was in a first aid course this morning (refresher having not done one for 20 years...) and the instructor asked if anyone knew what the 3 P's were.
Blurted out loud "piss poo and pain" before I remembered the context...
The set of shocked looks I got were priceless!
Nobody laughed so I guess none of the other attendees were swingers
Apparently the right answer is "Preserve, Prevent, Promote". Well, you learn something new every day! "
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actually i had better remember that - im starting a new job in a couple of weeks and we will have training and this is probably one of the things we will cover - hope i dont just laugh  |
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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago
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On one of my training courses was asked what are cd s I said cross dressers boss could have killed me theniI calmly said ccontrolled drugs the instructor couldent stop laughing |
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A bit later in the session there was a question on how you can tell the difference between an arterial and a venous bleed.
One lady helpfully called out "one spurts, the other just sort of gushes".
I had to bite on my pen to stop from bursting out at that one I think I might have a slightly dirty mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How funny
Mine was to turn up at A&E with a fully closed 'Paul Smith denim zip' hanging off my cock.
The student nurses loved it.
That's how I became to be circumcised.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Good job there's no abbreviation for DVP in a first aid course 
Its dvt not dvp ha "
Someone wrote 2dp in my diary a few weeks ago. It took me ages to realise they meant 2 decimal places for a piece of equipment that was needed! |
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I went to a training seminar at work entitled "snowballing"....apparently it's about adding small pieces of information to a brainstorming type session about new areas of knowledge. Not what I was thinking about at all! |
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