Well we tell our sons about the birds and bees but not the facts of relationships, my son is now finding out that
Girls cant go out in the sun as their makeup might run
If she forgets her lipstick its him that has to come home and fetch it
Now reads the fashion magazines as their is nothing else to read
When girls have a girly night boys are BANNED.
Women take at least 2hrs to get ready
All women have to have their hair done before any important event.
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It's a shame mother's don't have a similar chat with their daughters:
* Football comes first. Period.
* Beer with the lads comes a close second.
* Beer with her is ONLY if the lads are not available (which is worked out in advance between the lads so their WAGS feel appreciated and it has no impact whatsoever as we know that ALL the lads will be similarly occupied)
* Lads accept that girls need two hours to get ready which is why they stay in the pub for the football scores to come in until 4.45 and then add two pints.
* Under no circumstances are girls allowed to do their make up in the car if they are running late. We'd rather be late than have ruined upholstery in our pride and joy.
* And no, they can't drive it. Ever!
* We'll accompany you to the flicks but only if the film isn't about a) a woman and her chums, b) having sex, & c) in a city somewhere. |
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"It's a shame mother's don't have a similar chat with their daughters:
* Football comes first. Period.
* Beer with the lads comes a close second.
* Beer with her is ONLY if the lads are not available (which is worked out in advance between the lads so their WAGS feel appreciated and it has no impact whatsoever as we know that ALL the lads will be similarly occupied)
* Lads accept that girls need two hours to get ready which is why they stay in the pub for the football scores to come in until 4.45 and then add two pints.
* Under no circumstances are girls allowed to do their make up in the car if they are running late. We'd rather be late than have ruined upholstery in our pride and joy.
* And no, they can't drive it. Ever!
* We'll accompany you to the flicks but only if the film isn't about a) a woman and her chums, b) having sex, & c) in a city somewhere."
plus ever take one of my chips off my plate after refusing a portiom for yourself... and you dead.  |
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"I gotta share this, I'm pissing myself laughing here!! 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGybYd_9KQI&feature=related"
hahaha how did you find that one? |
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"It's a shame mother's don't have a similar chat with their daughters:
* Football comes first. Period.
* Beer with the lads comes a close second.
* Beer with her is ONLY if the lads are not available (which is worked out in advance between the lads so their WAGS feel appreciated and it has no impact whatsoever as we know that ALL the lads will be similarly occupied)
* Lads accept that girls need two hours to get ready which is why they stay in the pub for the football scores to come in until 4.45 and then add two pints.
* Under no circumstances are girls allowed to do their make up in the car if they are running late. We'd rather be late than have ruined upholstery in our pride and joy.
* And no, they can't drive it. Ever!
* We'll accompany you to the flicks but only if the film isn't about a) a woman and her chums, b) having sex, & c) in a city somewhere.
plus ever take one of my chips off my plate after refusing a portiom for yourself... and you dead. "
reminds me of a 'Friends' episode:
"Joey doesn't share food!!!" |
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"I gotta share this, I'm pissing myself laughing here!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGybYd_9KQI&feature=related
hahaha how did you find that one?"
I just surf the tube from one to the next... and unsurprisingly you always end up at whacky, bizarre or sexual content. |
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