National lumpy rug day

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Yep it's that unforgettable day again.. lumpy rug day!

All us swingers are expected to make the most of this glorious day and shag like bunnies on our rugs.

(Not part of the official custom but had to think of a reason to put lumpy rug day on a swingers site)

By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have a lumpy rug.

It's the last day of National Stationery Week so I'll stick with pen and paper.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don't have a lumpy rug.

It's the last day of National Stationery Week so I'll stick with pen and paper.

Sounds painful

By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I don't have a lumpy rug.

It's the last day of National Stationery Week so I'll stick with pen and paper.

Maybe you could draw a picture of a lumpy rug then

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is a lumpy rug one with a mouse under it