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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just acquired a pet Doberman called Sheridan but after a heated sexual night in which a whole 3 pack of flavoured variety condoms was used. In the aftermath of the mighty feast I could only find two of the mighty warriors that protected me in battle. Alas the allusive banana flavour (least fave to my partner) remains AWOL.
Sheridan did enter the room regularly throughout the sweaty session (to undoubtably ensure his new master was smashing like a kingly Baron) now he seems to constantly appear to be clearing his throat. Do dogs eat condoms? Or am I just worrying for no reason and pray the relatives don't find it ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If he's doing a lot of coughing it may be stuck I'd keep an eye on that
My dog used to raid the bathroom bin for used tampons 
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By (user no longer on site)
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My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him "
Good job she didn't fart.
It might have inflated!!
And OP - I'd seriously recommend keeping your dog out of the bedroom during sex. You may find it's not your 'meet' licking your nutsack! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My dog once ate a balloon. Fortunately she did pass it out of the other end but if he's coughing you should really get him checked out, if it is in his throat and it moves it could choke him
Good job she didn't fart.
It might have inflated!!
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Never thought of that! I'd have been pretty impressed tbh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Keep an eye on your dog as the condom could easily inflate when your dog is coughing and get stuck in the lower intestines and cause it a great deal off pain in the process . Keep and eye to see if it is eating food and passing out as again if not could easily be another sign that the dog has swallowed it . But hope all is ok |
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"I've just acquired a pet Doberman called Sheridan but after a heated sexual night in which a whole 3 pack of flavoured variety condoms was used. In the aftermath of the mighty feast I could only find two of the mighty warriors that protected me in battle. Alas the allusive banana flavour (least fave to my partner) remains AWOL.
Sheridan did enter the room regularly throughout the sweaty session (to undoubtably ensure his new master was smashing like a kingly Baron) now he seems to constantly appear to be clearing his throat. Do dogs eat condoms? Or am I just worrying for no reason and pray the relatives don't find it ?"
Sorry but I really have to ask - why is your dog allowed into your bedroom when you are having sex?  |
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looked like a fucked up snake skin
I do hope you advise future meets that scenario happens! 
...oh no you may have already done so. 
