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An (amended) open letter to 5hortie
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Dear _hortie.
I am sending you this letter to inform you of how your popping candy and cock experiments went down this morning. As you know, you gave Christos the amazing idea of including popping candy with blowjobs. As you also know I bought sherbet the other day (I fail, I know) but yesterday we made it to the shop and got some Vimto super sour poppin' candy grains (other popping candy brands are available).
I woke up this morning full of horn and vivaciousness. Ready to take on the day, and experiment with sweets.  I like sweets. 
So I put some in my mouth and start going down on him and whilst the taste of Vimto sour grape popping candy leaves a lot to be desired, it was okay. I'm a bit scared of this 'exploding' candy as it catches me off guard when it goes off in my mouth (that's what she said  )
Little effect was noted, so he decided to pour some on me, and on my clit. After feeling the crackling, and getting used to the sensations, I admit, it was okay. Then he rubbed his cock up and down, and penetrated me with popping candy on the end of his knob.
OW. Literally OW. 
I told him to bugger off, but the damage had been done. The popping rocks are inside me. I wipe what I can off with a wipe, and then make my way to the loo.
I have a wee, and lo and behold... the bowl starts popping and fizzing too. It's like rice crispies down there.
So, this is a lesson to all. Popping candy and vaginas are not to mix!!!
Next week: what happens when I stick a frozen/battered mars bar up my bum. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"DO NOT USE A FRESHLY COOKED BATTERED MARS BAR!!!
If you thought the popping candy made your eyes water the volcanic heat of a deep fried marsbar up the jacksy... 
(Will admit to sniggering at your description of fizzing wee )"
It was a joke from the first letter I did which disappeared - someone in the comments suggested that next week I try that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review "
I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review
I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! . "
Are you changing your fab name to fizzpiss now |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
We tried this ages ago on a meet and a little bit went inside the mans little wee hole
It was sooooooooo funny for me but he was very tender trying to wee for a while afterwards 
After I saw his discomfort I decided against trying it near me  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Perhaps you could become our chief experimenter? "
Awwww can we?!
Not you though Tina....you can't contribute to ideas...it'd invariably involve a hedgehog some lube and six ounces of TNT or something....no...... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happened to the first thread?
Half my 'dog walking coffee' ended up on my phone screen this morning!
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Did it fizz?  "
This is the new and improved thread, the open letter 2.0 if you will |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"lmao thats brilliant, literally just lold on the train haha, I admire your dedication to science and love the review
I am never taking any advice from you ever again!!!! .  but in my defence I never asked you to stick it up your chuff "
It wasnt the chuff it was the muff!! :P I thought what was good for the goose was good for the gander... it was not.
I blame CHRISTOS for this!!!! |
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