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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Ok so I totally ripped this off Twitter but it was a great crack when it was trending a few weeks back and I know you guys will make it just as funny. I'll start with....

Jim.. by repeatedly swearing that you don't have a gun, exponentially increases the likelihood that in fact you do have a gun

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

The unfortunate juxtaposition of 2 or more temporally coincident events or circumstances, is not irony.

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Simply saying that it wasn't you, does not prove your innocence

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

I would suggest that the reason you cannot locate that which you seek, is entirely due to the absence of any nomenclature system being devised for the roads.

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

You are a human, for you to know the thought process of a wolf, much less be hungry like it is illogical

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By *eMontresMan over a year ago

Halesowen

Notwithstanding that a black hole emits no electromagnetic radiation and thus cannot really be considered to be a sun, your repeated imploring of it to alter climatic events will not alter it's behaviour, and is thus, illogical captain.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Five minutes and 43 seconds would be a more accurate estimation of your arrival time

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Uhura, Star Fleet records show no trace of a Major Tom. Inform ground control to cease transmissions

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Captain, if Mr Sulu has correctly plotted the course, then we will reach Amarillo. There is no need to doubt or question the approach vectors.

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

If you are saying that 'Tonight there's going to be a jailbreak, somewhere in this town', I think we may have a fair idea of where it may occur...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

At our current course and velocity we would reach Tulsa in 24 hours

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Scotty...i question the tautological imbalance of the statement you made concerning New York, citing it as a 'concrete jungle where dreams are made of...'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It would be a physical impossibility to leave your heart in San Francisco and to state this is quite frankly, illogical captain

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Put the kettle on Scotty

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

It is physically impossible to build a city on rock and roll, I suggest that you consider using bricks and mortar as a far more viable option

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Starfleet records show no listings for any ship with the designation "Vengabus". I recommend we raise shields when it arrives.

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Captain, I think you may have been mistaken when you illogically thought the words were 'we'll be together, with a roof rack over our head...'

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

When I was young it seemed that life was so wonderful

A miracle, oh it was beautiful magical

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Neneh this buffalo stance of yours interests me greatly, I would like to perform a Vulcan mind meld to gain a better understanding of mental state when performing this pose

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I suggest that in the decimal system, inflating and releasing one more red balloon would result in a much more satisfactory total.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Captain, I have Uhara to my left and Sulu to my right and neither of them are trying to be funny. May I also point out that it looks like you are completely free to move so your statement is highly illogical?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Captain I wish to know what this emotion called Love is. Would you show me?

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Captain, I suggest that the idea that Mary had a little lamb by Paul McCartney is impossible, given our understanding of animal/human reproductive systems...

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

Captain, you have not been taken by Jolene, there is no one on this ship called Jolene, that is illogical.

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

Billie Jean may not be your lover Jim, however your promiscuity is legendary and so I have to ask.... Are you sure that you're not the child's father?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aida? Fascinating!

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By *onyneMan over a year ago

Newcastle

Captain, I put it to you that we can indeed be both Human and Dancer...

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By *ourbonKiss OP Man over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

By my calculations Captain, if all males attend the yard, the amount of milkshake available will be insufficient

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By *anchestercubMan over a year ago

manchester & NI

When I was child, running in the Enterprise, afraid of what might be, hiding in engineering, hiding in Ten Forward, and what was following me.... doo dooo doo do do do dooo!

The Hounds of Khan are hunting me!

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