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over a year ago
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So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!  
Who's in? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"That could tick off a few mile high club wish lists on the way too  "
I didn't even think of that... I'd have to fly over and accompany you all back here in that case!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away 
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash! "
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen "
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Er I'm getting on a bit now, can I have the front seat please.. I need leg room.
Of course, all yours
Your not supposed to say that!  your supposed to say.. Mrs F of course your not.. "
Oh sorry, I thought it was the Mister...
(Good save?! ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control
Don't put him in charge dear lord.. "
It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be... |
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"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!
Who's in?"
How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime! "
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!
Who's in?"
Im in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control
Don't put him in charge dear lord..
It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be... "
Well burger that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are we flying 'Ryan' air as im not imaging the most smoothest ride with him in control
Don't put him in charge dear lord..
It won't take a genius to work out what the in-flight meal would be... "
Balls to that, he'll be looking for a drive thru en-route! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!
Who's in?
How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?"
MrPolarBear is looking after the private plane... Plus I'd like to loose my mile-high virginity! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad "
You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad "
Shhhh, I'll tell you a secret...c'mere...I bend easily! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!
Who's in?
How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?"
Bold girl! Wanna cum on my boat
Another old chestnut |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad
You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha "
she can come and clean my pipes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So, I'm lying in bed and I've just been thinking..
We should hire a private plane to take all you sexy Fabbers to Ireland so I can show off my beautiful country....and show you a good time!
Who's in?
How bout we aim lower and all stick in a contribution to a boat share?
MrPolarBear is looking after the private plane... Plus I'd like to loose my mile-high virginity! "
The Big Bunny is prepped for service. Leather and fluffy tails are mandatory attire ladies |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad
Shhhh, I'll tell you a secret...c'mere...I bend easily! "
oh - i just got a little tug in my nethers - wheres my plane ticket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad
You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha
she can come and clean my pipes "
This made me lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me me me - love to meet you but youre too far away
Love to meet you too.... Plus you still owe me a corned beef hash!
oh my - you remembered -
will make you on if you will let me in your kitchen
Of course I remembered, been salivating since!
You can...eh....come in my kitchen anytime!
well whilst the hash is simmering i will acquaint myself with your good self and attempt to bend you - just a tad
You make her sound like a pipecleaner! Haha
she can come and clean my pipes
This made me lol "
it would makeme  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.
Are you coming too?
Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b"
I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I find wine helps...
I get d*unk very quickly in the air "
One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!
*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction..."
I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.
Are you coming too?
Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b
I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot! "
In my best RAF voice
"This is you captain speaking, this is flight number flight number 121 and we shall be cruising at an altitude of 69,000 feet to Ireland boldgirl international. The cabin crew will be cumming shortly and then serving cocktails and light refreshment. Today's specials are bosum caressers and slow comfortable screws. Toilets are located both fore and aft in the cabin. Those passengers wishing to join the mile high club, can you please use the toilets situated in business class. thank you for flying fabswinger airways" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I find wine helps...
I get d*unk very quickly in the air
One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!
*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously... "
No, no, me either. Terrible. Never touch the stuff  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a plane in my gallery. You can borrow that.
Are you coming too?
Sure. I can't fly it though. I'll just sit on the wing b
I nominate UN LOS to be the pilot!
In my best RAF voice
"This is you captain speaking, this is flight number flight number 121 and we shall be cruising at an altitude of 69,000 feet to Ireland boldgirl international. The cabin crew will be cumming shortly and then serving cocktails and light refreshment. Today's specials are bosum caressers and slow comfortable screws. Toilets are located both fore and aft in the cabin. Those passengers wishing to join the mile high club, can you please use the toilets situated in business class. thank you for flying fabswinger airways""
Brilliant  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid! "
I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I find wine helps...
I get d*unk very quickly in the air
One in the air I think is the equivilent to 3 on the ground....brilliant!!
*disclaimer ~ I do not condone being a d*unken passenger, before anyone takes it seriously...
No, no, me either. Terrible. Never touch the stuff "
Hendricks on tap... Cough cough! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!
I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays "
Seriously tho have you ever thought about the course you can attend for nervous flyers, BA used to run them. I've done a similar one for work, got to role play an emergency landing ~ jumping down the inflatable shute was great fun!!
Might be worth a try. x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!
I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays
Seriously tho have you ever thought about the course you can attend for nervous flyers, BA used to run them. I've done a similar one for work, got to role play an emergency landing ~ jumping down the inflatable shute was great fun!!
Might be worth a try. x"
My cousins wife just did one of these courses a few weeks ago at Luton airport. She found it really helped.
Anna, if you need info I can find out for you x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I go down the slide with you both?
Smartarse!
Would you prefer some cockpit fun?
Always lowering the tone "
We both know that that is not a complaint |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Can I go down the slide with you both?
Smartarse!
Would you prefer some cockpit fun?
Always lowering the tone
We both know that that is not a complaint "
This is very true, who was I trying to kid with that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide  "
Even if you don't manage to charter a flight for us all, I may be over in Belfast in November anyway |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm afraid of flying, so I'll need either sedatives or distraction...
I'd imagine you'll be highly entertained by the fine ladies and gents on the trip, you'll have landed before you have time to be afraid!
I'll have to start taking them on all my holidays
Seriously tho have you ever thought about the course you can attend for nervous flyers, BA used to run them. I've done a similar one for work, got to role play an emergency landing ~ jumping down the inflatable shute was great fun!!
Might be worth a try. x
My cousins wife just did one of these courses a few weeks ago at Luton airport. She found it really helped.
Anna, if you need info I can find out for you x"
Oh I'm not as bad as all that, I can get on a plane I just really don't enjoy it and get quite stressy. X |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
Even if you don't manage to charter a flight for us all, I may be over in Belfast in November anyway "
I've a special spot for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
I think I'm rolling in clover
You will be "
Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
I think I'm rolling in clover
You will be
Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ? "
Only if you're wearing them! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
I think I'm rolling in clover
You will be
Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?
Only if you're wearing them! "
Filth ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
I think I'm rolling in clover
You will be
Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?
Only if you're wearing them!
Filth !"
I love it when it gets dirty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Oooh we would love to be on board please
Come... I make an amazing tour-guide
I think I'm rolling in clover
You will be
Will I be getting any stains on my trousers ?
Only if you're wearing them!
Filth !"
Aye, 100%
Don't you pretend that's a bad thing!! |
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