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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You're about to have a cream tea.
Do you put the jam on the scone first, then the cream (which is most obviously the proper and sensible way ) or are you the one of those oddballs that puts the cream on first?
And come to think of it, how do you pronounce scone? Is it scone, or scone?
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips! |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips! "
Wrong about the tea, right about the rest  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips! "
Ooh you must be proper posh calling it a sk-on. I pronounce it scone. (Or sk-own )  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips!
Ooh you must be proper posh calling it a sk-on. I pronounce it scone. (Or sk-own ) "
Sk-own is posh, sk-on is what us normal people say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips!
Ooh you must be proper posh calling it a sk-on. I pronounce it scone. (Or sk-own )
Sk-own is posh, sk-on is what us normal people say "
Ooh we could have a proper heated debate on this - down my way sk-on is the posh version! |
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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago
MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire) |
"How many knickers do you pack if you're going away for three days?
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From just being home after being away 3 days... I packed 9 pairs. (daytimes, evening ones and then spares) |
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
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"When making tea, milk first or tea first????"
This comes from class system and so called 'breeding' in past...Posher, wealthier people would put milk in last...It is linked to quality of crockery...bone china vs ordinary mugs.
In dodgy doctor parlance in the past, medics would write on case notes that someone was a 'bit MIF', as in 'milk in first', lower class...in much the same way as medics used to write NFN [Normal for Norfolk] if people were seen as 'a bit mad'.
I don't think this sort of thing happens now though! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How many knickers do you pack if you're going away for three days?
From just being home after being away 3 days... I packed 9 pairs. (daytimes, evening ones and then spares)"
Thank you. I knew I wasn't being excessive with seven pairs.
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Why are knickers plural?
And trousers are a pair? It's odd.
Two leg bits? Knickers used to be down below the knee in ye olden days "
As in knickerbockers (no glory). I get the two leg bits but it still seems odd.
I think the Scottish had trousers long before the rest of these isles so maybe they have the answer.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When making tea, milk first or tea first????"
I boil a boiling HOT..I mean HOTTTT kettle, pour the water on TOP of the tea bag, let it stew for about 2 minutes then remove the tea bag (never strain it) then add milk until it's the color I want.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When making tea, milk first or tea first????
Depends if the cups china
China or made in China?"
China.. Oh one must pour the milk in first... If one pours boiling water in ones China cup before ones milk.. Ones China glaze will crack..
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
Wembley |
"You're about to have a cream tea.
Do you put the jam on the scone first, then the cream (which is most obviously the proper and sensible way) or are you the one of those oddballs that puts the cream on first?
And come to think of it, how do you pronounce scone? Is it scone, or scone?
What other important questions do you have for our fellow fabbers? "
What is tea? Is it like coffee? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When making tea, milk first or tea first????
I boil a boiling HOT..I mean HOTTTT kettle, pour the water on TOP of the tea bag, let it stew for about 2 minutes then remove the tea bag (never strain it) then add milk until it's the color I want. "
You were wrong about butter on a jam and cream scone (what WERE you thinking!? Butter and jam only, yes! Butter and jam AND cream? No way!) but you are spot on sir with your tea making method! So you are forgiven for your buttered cream scone faux pas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Can't remember the last time I had a scone but it was decades ago.
Don't drink tea that often. Or coffee for that matter - but when I do the milk goes in last.
Don't do Mustard or Mayo.
And it's HP (or even Daddies) on my bacon roll. But then I din't like ketchup anyway. |
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"Sk-on - cream on first - its how my nana used to make it up when I was wee.
Tea - no milk in any type but i prefer earl grey with lemon.
hot dog - mustard - mayo is for chips!
Wrong about the tea, right about the rest "
Definitely tea first if using teabags as milk molecules block the circulation of water through the teabag |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
I have this fight in work all the the time  I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse' |
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"What happened to the magic E on the end of scone making the O sounds like oh?  "
You mean like the one on gone?
Scone as in gone in my neck of the woods.
Oh and the pair of knickers/trousers thing, at one time each leg was a separate entity that you wore together, hence a pair. If you ever see any of queen Victoria's knicks they are split round the crotch and only joined by being on the same drawstring waistband. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse' "
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clearly there are some deeply twisted individuals out there, mayo on hot dogs, sauce on chips?
What the eff are you people on?
Weirdos the lot of you.
However despite your twisted perversions, there are still rules to be observed.
Thus;
Tomato ketchup MUST be Heinz.
Mayonnaise MUST be Hellman's. (Please note there is no such product as "mayo")
Tea MUST be Typhoo.
Mustard MUST be Colemans. English of course, none of that french muck.
Baked beans MUST be Heinz. No reduced salt or beans with sausages abhorations.
Sugar MUST be Tate and Lyle.
Biscuits MUST be digestives. Please note these may be dunked however chocolate hob nobs are and acceptable substitute.
These are the rules folks, you know it to be the truth.
Amen.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Clearly there are some deeply twisted individuals out there, mayo on hot dogs, sauce on chips?
What the eff are you people on?
Weirdos the lot of you.
However despite your twisted perversions, there are still rules to be observed.
Thus;
Tomato ketchup MUST be Heinz.
Mayonnaise MUST be Hellman's. (Please note there is no such product as "mayo")
Tea MUST be Typhoo.
Mustard MUST be Colemans. English of course, none of that french muck.
Baked beans MUST be Heinz. No reduced salt or beans with sausages abhorations.
Sugar MUST be Tate and Lyle.
Biscuits MUST be digestives. Please note these may be dunked however chocolate hob nobs are and acceptable substitute.
These are the rules folks, you know it to be the truth.
Amen.
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 Amen brother! Except the tea bit. Twinings English Breakfast. And yes, we're not American so no 'mayo'  |
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"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse'
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down"
Troll rhymes with doll not stroll!
And I'm definitely not a scouser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Clearly there are some deeply twisted individuals out there, mayo on hot dogs, sauce on chips?
What the eff are you people on?
Weirdos the lot of you.
However despite your twisted perversions, there are still rules to be observed.
Thus;
Tomato ketchup MUST be Heinz.
Mayonnaise MUST be Hellman's. (Please note there is no such product as "mayo")
Tea MUST be Typhoo.
Mustard MUST be Colemans. English of course, none of that french muck.
Baked beans MUST be Heinz. No reduced salt or beans with sausages abhorations.
Sugar MUST be Tate and Lyle.
Biscuits MUST be digestives. Please note these may be dunked however chocolate hob nobs are and acceptable substitute.
These are the rules folks, you know it to be the truth.
Amen.
Amen brother! Except the tea bit. Twinings English Breakfast. And yes, we're not American so no 'mayo' "
In truth tea is time specific, twinings breakfast tea is acceptable, however only at breakfast.
It is not acceptable during elevenses. Also and related, there is no such thing as brunch.
There is breakfast. And there is lunch.
Any break between breakfast and lunch is the aforementioned elevenses.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Whilst on the subject of right and proper, cars must be right hand drive and we must drive on the left.
The only acceptable exceptions to the rule (UK) are Italian exotics or American muscle cars.
Or whilst "abroad" experiencing some poncy "culture" and broadening your "horizons". (The country known affectionately as cheese eating surrender monkeys should be avoided at all costs)
Brie? What the eff is that all about? Cheddar for all!!!!!!
What's wrong with bognor or margate people? It was good enough for grandad it's good enough for you.
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"Whilst on the subject of right and proper, cars must be right hand drive and we must drive on the left.
The only acceptable exceptions to the rule (UK) are Italian exotics or American muscle cars.
Or whilst "abroad" experiencing some poncy "culture" and broadening your "horizons". (The country known affectionately as cheese eating surrender monkeys should be avoided at all costs)
Brie? What the eff is that all about? Cheddar for all!!!!!!
What's wrong with bognor or margate people? It was good enough for grandad it's good enough for you.
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My grandad never went to bognor or Margate
By your reckoning I should holiday in France and the Netherlands with a trip to nova Scotia thrown in but only if I arrive by being plucked out of the Atlantic in a life jacket!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse'
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down
Troll rhymes with doll not stroll!
And I'm definitely not a scouser."
You have a problem with scousers?? Hmm aye aye |
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"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse'
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down
Troll rhymes with doll not stroll!
And I'm definitely not a scouser.
You have a problem with scousers?? Hmm aye aye "
Oh yeah, I mean, I can't bear to even be in the same room as one let alone look at them!
And as for listening to them say anything! Well, it doesn't bear thinking about! That'll put me right off my muesli that will! 
Except troll. I can bear to hear scousers say troll |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse'
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down
Troll rhymes with doll not stroll!
And I'm definitely not a scouser.
You have a problem with scousers?? Hmm aye aye
Oh yeah, I mean, I can't bear to even be in the same room as one let alone look at them!
And as for listening to them say anything! Well, it doesn't bear thinking about! That'll put me right off my muesli that will!
Except troll. I can bear to hear scousers say troll "
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I normally try to take a liberal, middle of road, none dogmatic approach to threads and peoples choices but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I've been totally stunned by some of the completely wrong headed and out right wrong things said by people on here.
How could any one possibly believe that it's OK to put jam on before cream on your scone, which clearly is more like gone than stone.
Milk in after tea? What the eff you on about and anyone who makes their tea in a mug rather than a pot.... come the revolution you people will first up against my wall; bloody traitors all of you. Next thing you know these people will be putting American ketchup on their bacon butties rather than good old British HP sauce. You should all be ashamed of your selves.
This sort of thing just makes my blood boil.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr  . POP |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Whilst on the subject of right and proper, cars must be right hand drive and we must drive on the left.
The only acceptable exceptions to the rule (UK) are Italian exotics or American muscle cars.
Or whilst "abroad" experiencing some poncy "culture" and broadening your "horizons". (The country known affectionately as cheese eating surrender monkeys should be avoided at all costs)
Brie? What the eff is that all about? Cheddar for all!!!!!!
What's wrong with bognor or margate people? It was good enough for grandad it's good enough for you.
My grandad never went to bognor or Margate
By your reckoning I should holiday in France and the Netherlands with a trip to nova Scotia thrown in but only if I arrive by being plucked out of the Atlantic in a life jacket! "
Your grandad missed so much.....
No no no (never non) one should never holiday in France but you may of course pass through it.
No need to thank me. |
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"Whilst on the subject of right and proper, cars must be right hand drive and we must drive on the left.
The only acceptable exceptions to the rule (UK) are Italian exotics or American muscle cars.
Or whilst "abroad" experiencing some poncy "culture" and broadening your "horizons". (The country known affectionately as cheese eating surrender monkeys should be avoided at all costs)
Brie? What the eff is that all about? Cheddar for all!!!!!!
What's wrong with bognor or margate people? It was good enough for grandad it's good enough for you.
My grandad never went to bognor or Margate
By your reckoning I should holiday in France and the Netherlands with a trip to nova Scotia thrown in but only if I arrive by being plucked out of the Atlantic in a life jacket!
Your grandad missed so much.....
No no no (never non) one should never holiday in France but you may of course pass through it.
No need to thank me. "
No time to thank you, busy arranging cruise to nova Scotia and struggling to find the torpedo experience option...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I normally try to take a liberal, middle of road, none dogmatic approach to threads and peoples choices but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I've been totally stunned by some of the completely wrong headed and out right wrong things said by people on here.
How could any one possibly believe that it's OK to put jam on before cream on your scone, which clearly is more like gone than stone.
Milk in after tea? What the eff you on about and anyone who makes their tea in a mug rather than a pot.... come the revolution you people will first up against my wall; bloody traitors all of you. Next thing you know these people will be putting American ketchup on their bacon butties rather than good old British HP sauce. You should all be ashamed of your selves.
This sort of thing just makes my blood boil.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr . POP"
In my eyes cream before jam = instant block |
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"I normally try to take a liberal, middle of road, none dogmatic approach to threads and peoples choices but you have to draw the line somewhere.
I've been totally stunned by some of the completely wrong headed and out right wrong things said by people on here.
How could any one possibly believe that it's OK to put jam on before cream on your scone, which clearly is more like gone than stone.
Milk in after tea? What the eff you on about and anyone who makes their tea in a mug rather than a pot.... come the revolution you people will first up against my wall; bloody traitors all of you. Next thing you know these people will be putting American ketchup on their bacon butties rather than good old British HP sauce. You should all be ashamed of your selves.
This sort of thing just makes my blood boil.
Grrrrrrrrrrrr . POP
In my eyes cream before jam = instant block"
I know who you are.
I know where you live.
Your name has been entered in the book.
Come the revolution people like you know your fate.
You have been warned!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam before cream,
Scone as in gone,
Troll as in hole,
And I am Scouse!
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And it's Breakfast, Lunch and Tea. Dinner can be eaten at lunch or tea depending if it is a full hot meal or not  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?"
A cream tea is different |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I have this fight in work all the the time I say troll is pronounced the same as roll & stroll - pure scousers say troll rhymes with doll......it gets quite heated sometimes and usually ends with a vote on if I am too 'posh to be scouse'
You're right (obviously!). Troll rhymes with stroll. Tell your colleagues to calm down, calm down
Troll rhymes with doll not stroll!
And I'm definitely not a scouser.
You have a problem with scousers?? Hmm aye aye
Oh yeah, I mean, I can't bear to even be in the same room as one let alone look at them!
And as for listening to them say anything! Well, it doesn't bear thinking about! That'll put me right off my muesli that will!
Except troll. I can bear to hear scousers say troll "
No Xmas card for you my dear.. Oh you do no next time I see you.. I'm going to spout troll at you ALL evening |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam before cream,
Scone as in gone,
Troll as in hole,
And I am Scouse!
And it's Breakfast, Lunch and Tea. Dinner can be eaten at lunch or tea depending if it is a full hot meal or not "
Brunch? |
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!! "
Don't be bloody daft. It's only Tea if it's a cup of tea, possibly with cucumber and cress sandwiches but nothing else.
Any one with any breading would know it's
Breakfast (never after 11)
Lunch (never before 12 or after 3)
Tea (only between 3 and 4 and optional)
Dinner (any time after 2 but becomes Lunch if between 2 and 3 and the Tea option is taken)
Supper (always after 5 and always last meal of the day. If Dinner is after Tea this can also be supper but the option is still open to have a late night supper after an early evening or afternoon Dinner)
It's simple really.! |
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?
A cream tea is different "
You can't put cream in your tea!!
The jam goes in first Tut
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By (user no longer on site)
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"And how the hell can you spread jam on cream
Just because it's difficult doesn't mean it's not right. Life isn't always about taking the easy option."
It's not right though..I'm not going to struggle spreading jam on cream when I can take the easy option. |
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?
A cream tea is different
You can't put cream in your tea!!
The jam goes in first Tut
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I'm really shocked that you would take that stance on this important issue. Normally agree with everything you say but on this you're just plain wrong. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?
A cream tea is different
You can't put cream in your tea!!
The jam goes in first Tut
I'm really shocked that you would take that stance on this important issue. Normally agree with everything you say but on this you're just plain wrong. "
A lady is never wrong and you put cream in your tea?? Weirdo |
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?
A cream tea is different
You can't put cream in your tea!!
The jam goes in first Tut
I'm really shocked that you would take that stance on this important issue. Normally agree with everything you say but on this you're just plain wrong.
A lady is never wrong and you put cream in your tea?? Weirdo "
Your name is in the book now to. Come the revolution....
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"a friend of mine has set out to answer the eternal question
he has ordered 1 chicken & 1 egg from Amazon and is waiting to see which comes first  "
The egg every time! When fish spawn they lay eggs, fish were around for millions of years before the first bird.
Hope that has helped you answer your eternal question.
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"a friend of mine has set out to answer the eternal question
he has ordered 1 chicken & 1 egg from Amazon and is waiting to see which comes first
The egg every time! When fish spawn they lay eggs, fish were around for millions of years before the first bird.
Hope that has helped you answer your eternal question.
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Yes but didn't you need a fish to spawn? |
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?
A cream tea is different
You can't put cream in your tea!!
The jam goes in first Tut
I'm really shocked that you would take that stance on this important issue. Normally agree with everything you say but on this you're just plain wrong.
A lady is never wrong and you put cream in your tea?? Weirdo
Your name is in the book now to. Come the revolution....
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Get it crossed out bloody jam, milk, cream, brunch lunch Trole! Really I despair! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Jam before cream,
Scone as in gone,
Troll as in hole,
And I am Scouse!
And it's Breakfast, Lunch and Tea. Dinner can be eaten at lunch or tea depending if it is a full hot meal or not
Brunch? "
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"a friend of mine has set out to answer the eternal question
he has ordered 1 chicken & 1 egg from Amazon and is waiting to see which comes first
The egg every time! When fish spawn they lay eggs, fish were around for millions of years before the first bird.
Hope that has helped you answer your eternal question.
Yes but didn't you need a fish to spawn? "
Your question was which came first the chicken or the egg...
I answered that question.
As for your second question I can assure you I never needed a fish to spawn!
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"Butter on the Scone.. then Jam ..then cream. "
Finally, someone with the same taste as me! I was keeping quiet in case I was the only one who had all three and sod the coronary! |
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"Butter on the Scone.. then Jam ..then cream.
Finally, someone with the same taste as me! I was keeping quiet in case I was the only one who had all three and sod the coronary! "
The only way to go! |
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"Butter on the Scone.. then Jam ..then cream.
Finally, someone with the same taste as me! I was keeping quiet in case I was the only one who had all three and sod the coronary!
The only way to go! "
Bloody renegades the lot of you. I totally disperse for both Britain and the Empire. |
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By *osieWoman
over a year ago
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"Butter on the Scone.. then Jam ..then cream.
Finally, someone with the same taste as me! I was keeping quiet in case I was the only one who had all three and sod the coronary!
The only way to go!
Bloody renegades the lot of you. I totally disperse for both Britain and the Empire. "
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
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"But is it:
Breakfast. Dinner. Tea.
OR
Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner?
The former. Obviously! D'uh!!
Tea is a drink, not a meal
Cos you never get anything to eat if you order afternoon tea?"
Afternoon tea is a selection of sandwiches and small cakes with a pot of tea |
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