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10 swingers commandments
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am attempting to write 10 swinging commandments. So far I have come up with 3 and actually have a few more I may list but thought it better to consult everyone and see if there's anything you think is important enough to add.
Please feel free to contribute anything you think might be necessary.
He was my first 3.
1. Thou shall not contact people and waste their time.
2. Thou shall scrub up thoroughly before every meet.
3. Thou shall have banter and laugh, for these are the key ingredients that make you more Attractive
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Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.
Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.
Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.
Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.
Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.
Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.
Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.
Thou shall be respectful of wishes.
Thou shall bring protection just in case.
Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.
Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent. |
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"Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.
Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.
Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.
Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.
Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.
Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.
Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.
Thou shall be respectful of wishes.
Thou shall bring protection just in case.
Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.
Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent."
Thou shalt not show off with a long list of thou shalt nots  |
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"Thou shall not log onto the site with cock in hand.
Thou shall not seek attention or cause drama.
Thou shall attend when meets are arranged.
Thou shall not seek to lie with another without marital partners consent.
Thou shall be clean and groomed before laying with another.
Thou shall not cry, bitch or moan upon rejection.
Thou shall strive towards making a fun site for all.
Thou shall be respectful of wishes.
Thou shall bring protection just in case.
Thou shall not consume too much alcohol on a social meet.
Thou shall be honest and open about circumstances and intent.
Thou shalt not show off with a long list of thou shalt nots "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Thou shalt not turn into an uncouth desription of either genitalia when thou doesn't get thine own way.
Thou shalt be generous and polite with thine feedback.
Thou shalt not leave just thine socks on, as there is nothing less provocative.
Thou shalt not bite or scratch or otherwise 'leave thine mark' without express permission.
Thou shalt always bring protection.
Thou shalt always read profiles carefully.
Thou shalt not stamp thine feet and whine like a bitch.
Thou shalt not say 'can accomodate' when thou live with thine parents.
Thou shalt respect and understand others sexual preferences before messaging |
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Thou shall not demand access to 'chat' via kik, whasapp and the likes thereof, until thine object of desire has been fulfilled that thou are not a pic collector, wanker, socially undesirable and would appropriately meet their desire for absolute satisfaction, however and whenever they may require delivery of your guaranteed prowess. Any non delivery will maketh thine tiny appendage and testiculata subject to annihilation. |
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