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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So after a quick read through the forum tonight I feel that a few people might need to read something cheery... to much talk of executions, depression, mental illness, earthquakes...
Lets here some funny news,
Like the guy in Manchester whos been painting cocks round potholes in the roads  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So after a quick read through the forum tonight I feel that a few people might need to read something cheery... to much talk of executions, depression, mental illness, earthquakes...
Lets here some funny news,
Like the guy in Manchester whos been painting cocks round potholes in the roads "
I'd have thought some juicy labia and a landing strip would have been more appropriate. Have you seen the size of those potholes?
Drive through one on a wet day and they don't half gush.
Or piss out water for us non-believers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs. "
I've heard of safe sex but 200 miles is greater than many a nuclear exclusion zone.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs.
I've heard of safe sex but 200 miles is greater than many a nuclear exclusion zone.
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My pussy has an exclusion zone larger than a nuclear one? Well i'm definitely not gonna cheer up now... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I doubt the artist has the ability to paint such intricate things with a name like Wanksy
You can't beat a wanksy.
Your mum can, and did.  "
Oooooooo you on fire tonight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"C'mon guys, this thread isn't about whos mum gives the best Wanksy
Don't take the accolade away from my mum."
She gets angry if she hasn't got her accolade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs. "
It's always the way that the people who do actually want to meet are the other side of the country...it's called Sod's Law, and its beginning to chafe...lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"C'mon guys, this thread isn't about whos mum gives the best Wanksy
Don't take the accolade away from my mum.
She gets angry if she hasn't got her accolade. "
She loves to receive an accolade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"C'mon guys, this thread isn't about whos mum gives the best Wanksy
Don't take the accolade away from my mum.
She gets angry if she hasn't got her accolade. "
Even angrier if she spills her Lucozade.
Mind you, i knew it was risky trying to balance it on her arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs.
I've heard of safe sex but 200 miles is greater than many a nuclear exclusion zone.
My pussy has an exclusion zone larger than a nuclear one? Well i'm definitely not gonna cheer up now..."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"C'mon guys, this thread isn't about whos mum gives the best Wanksy
Don't take the accolade away from my mum.
She gets angry if she hasn't got her accolade.
Even angrier if she spills her Lucozade.
Mind you, i knew it was risky trying to balance it on her arse.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"why should i cheer up?
put a status up about wanting a sub guy to lick my pussy and everyone replying was in scotland or london, 200 miles away...i mean nice of them to offer but ffs.
It's always the way that the people who do actually want to meet are the other side of the country...it's called Sod's Law, and its beginning to chafe...lol."
I am actually planning a meet with someone 350 miles away, desperate times lol.
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"I am actually planning a meet with someone 350 miles away, desperate times lol.
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Am I only half desperate in that I've got to drag a sexy forumite from approximately 187.6 miles away to come and see me in a couple of weeks  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am actually planning a meet with someone 350 miles away, desperate times lol.
Am I only half desperate in that I've got to drag a sexy forumite from approximately 187.6 miles away to come and see me in a couple of weeks "
I'm not desperate at all really, was kidding and got fucked last night. Just this guy seems to be what i'm looking for and i'm looking forward to seeing him and how everything pans out.
Hope yours goes well, and no it's not desperate, it's sexy.  |
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Who are you to tell me what to do?
Although im quite cheerful anyway so no need. 
I did however drop ma paintbrsh in the bog earlier 
