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"Someone entertain me. Please 
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?"
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked? "
Yes of course |
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?
Yes of course "
* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?
Yes of course
* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*"
Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "Shall I put them on your bill?" he replies, dont be thuckin stupid i'll thuffocate!"
That made me chuckle xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked? "
Fuck it, why not. For a cuppa I will do the ironing too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just took a new pic
I got all excited thinking it was going to be a pic of you getting your cock milked behind a bush in Penge "
YEs I thought so to, but didn't have any pics of that yet lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
Do you need your lawn mowing?
It could do with a quick going over 
How about any bushes that need trimming?"
My bush is kept well trimmed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
Do you need your lawn mowing?
It could do with a quick going over
How about any bushes that need trimming?
My bush is kept well trimmed "
All the better! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?
Yes of course
* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*
Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first "
Now now ladies control yourselves |
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?
Yes of course
* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*
Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first
Now now ladies control yourselves "
Notice I'm not arguing?!?!? I'm patient |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Daffy Duck on a dirty weekend calls reception & asks for condoms-receptionist asks "Shall I put them on your bill?" he replies, dont be thuckin stupid i'll thuffocate!"
Shortly after that he called again asking where's the nearest place to buy lube. She says "have you tried Boots?"
He replies "Boots? I want to slide in not bloody well march in....!" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Someone entertain me. Please
I can come and scrub the dishes and hang out the washing?
I do have a load of washing up that needs doing. Would you do it naked?
Yes of course
* finds a load of dirty dishes* *koff*
Oi!! Hands off!! He's doing mine first
Now now ladies control yourselves
Notice I'm not arguing?!?!? I'm patient "
Good things come to those who wait |
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