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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

A farmer goes out to his field one morning only to find all of his cows

frozen solid. As far as the eye can see are cows, motionless

like statues. It had been a bitterly cold night, but he'd never

thought anything like this would happen. The realisation of the

situation then dawned on him. With his entire livestock gone, how

would he make ends meet? How would he feed his wife and kids? How

would he pay the mortgage? He sat with his head in his hands, trying

to come to terms with his impending poverty.

Just then, an elderly woman walked by, "What's the matter?" asked the

old lady.

The farmer gestured toward the frozen cows and explained his

predicament to the woman.

Without hesitation the old woman smiled and began to rub one of the

cows noses. After a few seconds the cow began to twitch and was soon

back to normal and chewing the cud.

One by one, the old woman defrosted the cows until the whole field was

full of healthy animals.

The farmer was delighted and asked the woman what she wanted as a

repayment for her deed.

She declined his offer and walked off across the field.

A passer-by who had witnessed the whole thing approached the farmer.

"You know who that was don't you?" said the passer-by.

"No" said the farmer "who?"

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"That was Thora Hird."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh my.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

chuckle

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