If it looks like a hotdog and tastes like a hotdog... I just hope it is a hotdog, seeing as you've just bit the end off to taste it.
If it isn't a hotdog.......... ewwwww what did you mistake for mustard?  |
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haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles  |
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"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles "
mental note, don't post fake pics on profile |
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"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles "
I think I know who you mean...lol |
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"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles
I think I know who you mean...lol"
haha he was sooo funny...u could practically see the join....blamed the black penis on a white body due to having a paternal black grandfather....fook me the things people inherit these days....me i would settle for the house |
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"haha i remember a guy in the chat room whose profile insinuated he had a massive cock....cant name and shame can we....anyhow....he was white and the cock was black......when asked y....he pulled the racist card....wtf...you could tell it was fake....told him if he met me under false pretenses like that he would get his false cock inserted dry sideways rite up his anus for his troubles
I think I know who you mean...lol
haha he was sooo funny...u could practically see the join....blamed the black penis on a white body due to having a paternal black grandfather....fook me the things people inherit these days....me i would settle for the house"
now that's made me chuckle. I new some guys had masterplans to win the ladies, but didn't think they could fool you with a cut and shut cock  |
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"If the foreskin is in fact four bits of yellow skin peeled back and it is bent like a banana……. it quite possibly is a banana.
How else might one spot a fake penis?
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Fake ones don't smell of cheese?  |
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Actually I have just remembered a profile photo I saw years ago on another site.... the guy obviously had a dildo shuved down the leg of his trousers... firstly because of the clear definition of the helmet end... secondly because you could see a lesser defined, smaller penis shape higher up.
I am sure if he had been born with two willies he'd have mentioned it. |
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We had a PM from a guy with a picture showing him hung like a horse, talk about crap photo-shop job, you could almost see the nails and sticky tape. Anyway, dropped him a line back 'Hope you are better at fucking than you are at faking photos'.
Didn't hear from him again, that was until we did a few weeks later, same picture, so replied with... "You don't need us mate, with a cock that size you can... go suck yourself off"  |
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