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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend  "
His facials make me laugh  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend
His facials make me laugh "
Didnt know he did porn |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend
His facials make me laugh
Didnt know he did porn "
if he did it would be hilarious! Have you seen his shagging motion |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend "
I'm suprised he's never slipped on stage and broken his neck/leg the amount he sweats! 
The dog ran into the French doors this morning and then gave me an "I meant to do that!" look.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.
To which I replied
"what did your last slave die of?"
She swiftly replied
"Malaria!"
Funny little fucker.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When himself told me about giving himself a bruise on his forehead whilst on holiday with a car blind, we were talking about the kylie jenner challenge at the time "
I saw the funniest video of the Kylie Jenner challenge yesterday!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.
To which I replied
"what did your last slave die of?"
She swiftly replied
"Malaria!"
Funny little fucker.
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Haha, I use the same "slave" reply daily! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.
To which I replied
"what did your last slave die of?"
She swiftly replied
"Malaria!"
Funny little fucker.
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I normally say they're not dead yet |
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I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....
*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.
*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.
HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?
ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.
HIM: Is that right?
ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.
Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My 14 yr old daughter just asked me to get something out of her drawer for her.
To which I replied
"what did your last slave die of?"
She swiftly replied
"Malaria!"
Funny little fucker.
I normally say they're not dead yet "
Pretty sharp for a 14 yr old.
I've taught her well, that girl will go far!! Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend
His facials make me laugh
Didnt know he did porn "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....
*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.
*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.
HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?
ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.
HIM: Is that right?
ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.
Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing. "
Love that!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was at a local social on Friday and while there were many laughs to be had this event stuck out....
*Go for a piss, guy I'd been yapping too does too.
*A guy comes in who's not part of the social, just some random guy on a night out.
HIM: Hey my mate says you lot are swingers, is that true?
ME: Haha that happens all the time, we're a paintballing group you see.
HIM: Is that right?
ME: Oh yes been at it for years, the tall bird outsiders the captain. This guy here (nod my head at the guy I'd been yapping to) came up with the name, we were trying to think of one and he goes fuck it let's be the swingers and it's stuck ever since.
Deadpan the whole time, he says alright then and leaves. me and other guy burst out laughing. "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I don't rate Evans personally. I always view watching him live as taking one for the team (3 ruddy times).
For me it was a message I received on here last night from a friend "
I saw him live once and didn't get it at all. Didn't reach the end. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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I received a text message picture of someone in some pants they had apparently bought 'by accident', that were possibly the least unattractive item of clothing I have ever seen. A most unladylike guffaw escaped me at the sight. And I'll still fuck the sender of said photo at the next available opportunity. With or without horrendous undercrackers. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The water park scene in Inbetweeners 2 last night."
And before that Thursday lunchtime at my Dad's care home. He is on a dementia ward and mealtimes can be hilariously funny. Some may say you shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh would cry. Highlights from Thursday were lady, M throwing her food at man A. Staff put up a barrier to stop her so she just threw it over instead. Man, B shouting "you want some" like the Wealdstone Raider. Lady E demanding a jam sandwich, being given a jam sandwich and then shouting "I didn't want that shit, take it away", and 2 mins later requesting a jam sandwich and moaning about the service in this restaurant. All the while my Dad happily entertaining himself by pulling his trousers legs up to make shorts. Wonderful people, wonderful staff and very funny. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The water park scene in Inbetweeners 2 last night.
And before that Thursday lunchtime at my Dad's care home. He is on a dementia ward and mealtimes can be hilariously funny. Some may say you shouldn't laugh but if I didn't laugh would cry. Highlights from Thursday were lady, M throwing her food at man A. Staff put up a barrier to stop her so she just threw it over instead. Man, B shouting "you want some" like the Wealdstone Raider. Lady E demanding a jam sandwich, being given a jam sandwich and then shouting "I didn't want that shit, take it away", and 2 mins later requesting a jam sandwich and moaning about the service in this restaurant. All the while my Dad happily entertaining himself by pulling his trousers legs up to make shorts. Wonderful people, wonderful staff and very funny."
I totally agree! I work on dementia wards sometimes and find something funny, you just can't help it and as you say if you didn't you would cry. |
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I wanted recliners.. Didnt realise they not only recline but are risers too so they actually go forward until you are nearly standing.. its hilarious..(Yep simple minds)
Only trouble is you cant rush it it works in slo mo. I will have to remember this when I need the loo. 
