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Now this is the kind of post i just love! Glad to see someone who sees the less obvious and off the wall like me.
Im glad to see more cows on tv. About time they got recognition. After all what other animal has 3 stomachs, knows when rain is coming and can jump over the moon?
All hail the bovine brilliance! |
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"Now this is the kind of post i just love! Glad to see someone who sees the less obvious and off the wall like me.
Im glad to see more cows on tv. About time they got recognition. After all what other animal has 3 stomachs, knows when rain is coming and can jump over the moon?
All hail the bovine brilliance!"
Cow jump over the moon and the dish run away with the spoon lol god yes thay do have 3 tummys your right is that why thay give off alot of gas? Just like cows xx jo x |
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" is that why thay give off alot of gas? Just like cows xx jo x"
No they have 3 stomachs cos one is for grass, one is for water and one is for jelly babies!
Although they dont eat many jelly babies cos they have difficulty opening the packets with their cow feet. So usually they keep it as a spare stomach in case the police pull them over on the motorway for having a bald stomach!
THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON WICKIPEDIA!!! |
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" is that why thay give off alot of gas? Just like cows xx jo x
No they have 3 stomachs cos one is for grass, one is for water and one is for jelly babies!
Although they dont eat many jelly babies cos they have difficulty opening the packets with their cow feet. So usually they keep it as a spare stomach in case the police pull them over on the motorway for having a bald stomach!
THATS WHAT IT SAYS ON WICKIPEDIA!!!"
Hun, you sure you didn't bang your head when you fell   |
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No didnt bang my head pet. Othewise i wouldnt be able to divulge this serious information. I would probably come out with something serious like cows producing methane contributing to greenhouse gases. Therefore pioneering scientists are trying to isolate a gene found in kangeroos in order to see if they can transfer it via genetic mutation into cows in order to stop them producing methane.( kangeroos dont fart)
And game4it please dont look at cows while holding a bag of jelly babies. They get very upset and will be round to your house in the middle of the night in threatening gangs! Seen that cravendale ad where the cows turned up at someones house? That wasnt their milk they wanted back! They battered the owner for jelly baby teasing. I saw it on the news! One of the cows faced the death penalty from ronald mcdonald! |
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you sure you did not bang your head and you have gone off into cow World, lol well i have a bag of jelly babes here and eating them slow ... I pick of my faves first can take days to eat a bag. lol I suck slow . LOL X JO XXX |
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" you sure you did not bang your head and you have gone off into cow World, lol well i have a bag of jelly babes here and eating them slow ... I pick of my faves first can take days to eat a bag. lol I suck slow . LOL X JO XXX"
Yes sucking slow sounds fun...But how do you eat your jelly babies? Lol x |
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"Saw my first christmas advert last night. It was for board games. So my christmas countdown starts now! Yippeee! "
ooooo no please dont i am still in summer here was so hot here yestrday i got my sun bed out and bikine , lol xx
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" dont i am still in summer here was so hot i got my sun bed out and bikine , lol xx"
Oh Jo the thought of you in a bikini has made my christmas come early. But luckily not me coming early lol xx |
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"Cows must help sell your product. I can't see it my self but if they spend millions on adds it must work in some way.  "
Its cos cows can be easy manipulated by greedy men who pay them pitance. I know one such man. Simon COWell. |
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"Saw my first christmas advert last night. It was for board games. So my christmas countdown starts now! Yippeee! ooooo no please dont i am still in summer here was so hot here yestrday i got my sun bed out and bikine , lol xx"
What a pleasurable surprise it must be to be your neighbour Madam! I can imagine looking out thinking "Hmmmm, mid october, there'll be golden leaves falling from the trees, picturesque enough"....then clapping eyes on a bikini clad lovely sunning her golden body...my actions might not be so honourable.....  |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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"Really? I just thought kids and grown ups love them so! "
backagain re -haribos
you havnae met us scots maddies then -hell we take packs to our socials just to keep the peace and the animals in check lol |
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"They are so succesful in ads as they are sooo delicious!
I want to see more of them...in Burger King ads!"
LOL GOD no mary looks lovely running on the beach has put me of beef for ever ,, lol xx jo |
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"mary looks lovely running on the beach has put me of beef for ever ,, lol xx jo"
Im sure she will be lovely& lean with all that exercise 
Mmm, actually feeling peckish now;maybe a burger, or perhaps a kebab later(actually,there is probably little chance of any identifiable animal being in the latter!) |
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