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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Brought a very handsome and sexy chum home last night and I woke in the wee small hrs to find him peeing my bed!!!! Seriously!!!! He is now asleep in my spare room on a waterproof sheet and I am on my third load of washing since 4 am.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooooops, it does say you're looking for a kinky FB though..........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ahh wow , did he have a few to many beers? I would have sent his ass home in the early hours. But now you make as much noise as possible and get him up.

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

Could be worse

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By *r.smithMan over a year ago

wallsend

Ha ha oh dear. It's not a problem iv ever suffered from although iv been thrown in the spare room plenty of times. I'm starting to get a conscious!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse

Am thinking scene from Trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse

There is only one way that it could be worse. And if that happened you do have the right to kill.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my ex used to do this when i first met him -

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

how mortifying

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman over a year ago

evesham

Why third load of washing?

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By *ngel n tedCouple over a year ago

maidstone

"Why third load of washing? "

maybe the sheet had turned into the dumbarton shroud

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could of been in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could of been in the wardrobe

I have a friend who has done that a few times.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was he d*unk or does he have a condition?

What was his explanation, if any?

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

didn't you post before you had experienced a partner peeing on you and enjoyed it, should have just picked his cock up like a shower head and enjoyed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good god, large foot up backside should have kicked him out front door.

No matter how handsome.

If someone is wetting the bed as an adult, unless it is medical reasons.

Time for the old heave ho.

I won't beat around the bush, that's really gross .

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By *empting Devil.Woman over a year ago

Sheffield

"Good god, large foot up backside should have kicked him out front door.

No matter how handsome.

If someone is wetting the bed as an adult, unless it is medical reasons.

Time for the old heave ho.

I won't beat around the bush, that's really gross .

Or if he's staying why are you doing all the laundry?!?

Why isn't he the one awake and dealing with pissy sheets?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

He would have been thrown out if it was me and sent a bill for new bedding

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"He would have been thrown out if it was me and sent a bill for new bedding "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

LMAO sorry what a let down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

friends husband does this if he has too many beers, hes not allowed to sleep over anywhere when d*unk!

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By *uby0000Woman over a year ago

hertfordshire

was he pissed at the time? lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Could be worse

Am thinking scene from Trainspotting

ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

He was d*unk. I needed to wash the sheets and i used all the towels in the house to blot the mattress. He was mortified

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can honestly say I've never been so d*unk I the bed, how pissed was he?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I can honestly say I've never been so d*unk I the bed, how pissed was he?!

This was my thought. I wouldn't have brought someone that d*unk home with me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I know somebody that did that but he done it in his girlfriends wardrobe thinking it was the toilet lol she was not happy lol

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By *nnyMan over a year ago

Glasgow

I wouldn't even put up with that from a kitten.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've done it when younger but woke up earlier than her and blamed her!

she still says sorry!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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My brother once walked into my room after he had been out drinking and attempted to pee in the bin!

I wasn't impressed

It's always men that seem to do this,never heard of a woman doing the same

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol!

I to say if any of my mates even ATTEMPTED to piss anywhere in my house that WASN'T the toilet or the garden designated to where my dogs piss in, I would throw them the fuck out.

I have done.

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By *iewMan over a year ago
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Angus & Findhorn

It's always men that seem to do this,never heard of a woman doing the same"

they say it's squirting

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By *iss InnocenceWoman over a year ago

Coventry/Bristol

Same happened to me 2 years ago he was 19 never again lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's always men that seem to do this,never heard of a woman doing the same

they say it's squirting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Brought a very handsome and sexy chum home last night and I woke in the wee small hrs to find him peeing my bed!!!! Seriously!!!! He is now asleep in my spare room on a waterproof sheet and I am on my third load of washing since 4 am."
3rd load. Bloody hell woman how many sheets did Yer have on. Are you sure it's piss and not the poor mans sweat ? Seen as he has been wrapped up in the mass of sheets

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My god how embarrassing! For both of you.

my ex did that a few times and as much as i like watersports there's a time and place. Usually it was to do with alcohol intake.

Boke.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've done it when younger but woke up earlier than her and blamed her!

she still says sorry!

Lol noooo that's so bad!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you are getting that d*unk that you lose control of your bladder you have to start asking yourself some serious questions.

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By *arnayguyMan over a year ago

Durham Tees

Now you know why they are called the 'wee small hours!'

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By *unknSoulCouple over a year ago

Dumfriesish see

Party hard play hard these things happen. Maybe not funny at the time but something to laugh at in the future and a good story to tell.

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By *ig1gaz1Man over a year ago

bradford

I know of 4 women that do this that was d*unk

I wasnt pleased with all 4 of them as 2 of them I knew rather well and the other 2 was meets

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By *ot monkey71Couple over a year ago

middlesbrough

Should have got him to clean it up

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Now you know why they are called the 'wee small hours!'"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh he was barely awake even when I got him up. He wasn't that d*unk when we left the pub together but I think it kicked in once we got back to mine and had an extra couple here.

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