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By *uitar_antihero OP Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Glasgow?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll tell you tomorrow."

Ok. I'm excited

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm washing my hair tomorrow. Can it wait until Monday?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We know the answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Later in the week suits me fine but I don't really want to travel far?

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

How do you keep a fool busy?

Give them a piece of paper with pto written on both sides.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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People seem to be opening the Christmas crackers a little early

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

Tenbury Wells

What does a Spanish firefighter call his two sons?

Hose A

Hose B

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist beach?

It's not hard.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What does a Spanish firefighter call his two sons?

Hose A

Hose B "

What does a bloke from Stoke call a Spanish guy he doesnt know? O's ay?

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By *osieWoman over a year ago

Wembley

"How do you keep a fool busy?

Give them a piece of paper with pto written on both sides."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"How do you keep a fool busy?

Give them a piece of paper with pto written on both sides."

Pissed myself that would keep me quiet for hours

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why would you have to write it in both sides?

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Read the post below this

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Read the post above this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Stand them in a barrel and tell them to pee in the corner?

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By *illymint45Man over a year ago

Cheshire

Get three shovels and tell him to take his pick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Read the post above this "

Been doing this all afternoon. I still don't get it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tell em the drinks are on the house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call a bra on the floor?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

is this a new think at those fetish clubs ive heard about

suspended for a day though

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By *lirtxtasiaCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"How do you keep a fool busy?

Give them a piece of paper with pto written on both sides."

Very good lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A booby trap......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible "

and you can f**k right off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And when you say colourful (without actually speaking) it lip reads as ... I love you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/15 00:30:32]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

"
Oh please tell me you didn't lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If you can read the words below without getting tongue twisted you're a genius

Eye

Yam

Stew

Peed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

"
oooo prey tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?

...Nacho cheese

Sorreee..it's my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

oooo prey tell

scan my posts - whilst i hang my head in shame

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So 2006

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

oooo prey tell

scan my posts - whilst i hang my head in shame

"
there's bloody millions of em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got kicked out of the swimming pool last week... The breaststroke wasnt what I thought it'll be

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

oooo prey tell

scan my posts - whilst i hang my head in shame

there's bloody millions of em

the one that says i cant believe what i just did - or summat like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

oooo prey tell

scan my posts - whilst i hang my head in shame

there's bloody millions of em

the one that says i cant believe what i just did - or summat like that"
Haha Yep you need a life x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If you say Orange really slow it sounds like gullible

and you can f**k right off

Oh please tell me you didn't lol

its not the worst thing ive done tonight

oooo prey tell

scan my posts - whilst i hang my head in shame

there's bloody millions of em

the one that says i cant believe what i just did - or summat like that Haha Yep you need a life x

its been that kind of a night -

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By *abioMan over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

my nan (gawd bless her) gave me 3 pieces of advice that I live by....

1) never let people know just how smart you truely really are!

2) never let people in on everything that you actually know!

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