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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!   |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do! "
You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!
You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya "
Nope, but I'd be darned careful not to drop her chips while I'm fucking her. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
Up North :-) |
"I'm sorry, but even if someone from Essex has a degree and can perform brain surgery whilst simultaneously solving a Rubik's Cube... you just can't help thinking 'chav' when you hear their accents. .... and most of my family talk like wot they do!
You wouldn't say no to a pretty one though would ya
Nope, but I'd be darned careful not to drop her chips while I'm fucking her. "
Its the hot onion rings dropping down the back of ya pants while they are half way down you have to worry about!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Two Essex blondes were walking through a forest one day arguing over some tracks they'd spotted. One argued they were deer tracks whilst the other insisted they were bear tracks, and they were still arguing when the train hit them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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That's it. I tried. I can't do it.
I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.
I'm turning it over. |
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By *ig badMan
over a year ago
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"That's it. I tried. I can't do it.
I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.
I'm turning it over. "
I didn't start!  |
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"another reality tv show? Oh what fun 
I didn't realise that it was going to be one...until it started and I flipped over...lol...silly me thought it was some sort of documentary...lol thought it was going to be a lot of essex people talking about being from essex or something...lol  white shoes, the name sharon and the phrase "geezer" spring to mind lol.....id rather read a good book meself, but each to their own x"
after the 5 minutes I saw of it...I have to agree with you... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That's it. I tried. I can't do it.
I've watched 50 minutes of this tripe and I can't manahe another second more. What an insanely infuriating bunch of people with silly voices, chav cars and the intellectual capacity of an ameoba.
I'm turning it over.
I didn't start! "
Neither did I!! Trying to hold onto my grey cells as long as I can. If I decide to kill a few off my weapon on choice would be Remy's not "reality" tv!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents. |
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"It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents."
Of course it isn't. The only built Essex where it is cos it's flat and most of them still believe the world is flat. BMW built an Essex 9 Series that's only sold in Basildon. It does 0 to 0 in 15 minutes and screeches hysterically, plays loud thumping music and yells, "Ello darlin' need a ride?" when you drive past a school (thats to impress the future WAGS) |
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"It looked very contrived so as to give us a manipulated view of residents in Essex. I some how do not think it is a fair example of the majority of residents.
Of course it isn't. The only built Essex where it is cos it's flat and most of them still believe the world is flat. BMW built an Essex 9 Series that's only sold in Basildon. It does 0 to 0 in 15 minutes and screeches hysterically, plays loud thumping music and yells, "Ello darlin' need a ride?" when you drive past a school (thats to impress the future WAGS) "
Does it have a special glove box for the white stilettos? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we watched a bit of it late last nite
seemed like some kind of wierd wind up
a mix of alien autopsy and the go compare advert would be a good description
UNWATCHABLE !"
It almost came across as a spoof send up. |
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