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You Know You've Spent Too Long on the Forum When....
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You have a dream about one of the sexy women on here, but in it she's helping serve food at a charity fundraiser for the homeless, and you spend the time waiting for your wife to arrive discussing architecture and religion...
(And it was really detailed too!!)
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"Ooooo! Who was it? 
OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me 
A good boy!!! Really!!! 
That's not what I heard  "
Shhh, that's just the marketing hype. I'm really a shy virgin who spends his whole time on here with eyes like |
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"Ooooo! Who was it?
OMG I can't possibly say! I'm a good boy, me
A good boy!!! Really!!!
That's not what I heard
Shhh, that's just the marketing hype. I'm really a shy virgin who spends his whole time on here with eyes like "
Not me. 
I'm a self confessed, unabashed perv. I'm pretty much impossible to shock because I've either tried it, watched someone else trying it from up close, or been invited to join in and declined (rare but has happened). |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums. "
Just out of interest.............
When are the toys coming out?
I mean come on - get with the times!
Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots! 
A |
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You're writing ab email to your boss but have instead confined to write that forum post that you didn't finish. You know, that one where you needed eyes bleaching, following that sickening proposal. And you sign it with your forum name. You also look for a private pic to attach. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.
Just out of interest.............
When are the toys coming out?
I mean come on - get with the times!
Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots!
A"
Free motorboating is on offer |
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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago
Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you) |
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Do you carry on or skulk off to swingers chat and destroy those threads too?
Oooh, I don't often go in there. I find you get a better class of nonsense in the Lounge "
You should visit sometime and have a little peep around.....they are okay in there too |
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"When you find yourself worrying about your own FORUM INSURANCE premiums.
Just out of interest.............
When are the toys coming out?
I mean come on - get with the times!
Even Churchill has a nodding dog toy to compete with the friggin meerkats and those daft 'Brian' robots!
A
Free motorboating is on offer "
Just be sure that your insurance is up to date in case of facial injuries! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to re-read your recent forum posts in order to work out what time you put the pudding in the oven.
What's for pudding? ?  "
Surely it's burnt by now ?  |
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What's for pudding? ? "
It may be a little dodgy since it turns out here was no coconut or ground almonds in the larder.
So, I've invented 'black forest tart'
( Bakewell tart but with Blackcurrent jam with a chocolate sponge)
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