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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Heard a great term for a lady having a rub.

'She was dj'ing at her own party'

Wondered if there were any other funny clever terms out there in fab land.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heard a great term for a lady having a rub.

'She was dj'ing at her own party'

Wondered if there were any other funny clever terms out there in fab land.

Borrowing the beard.

Tickling the tash.

Is that half a tuna sandwich in your beard or you just been down on an infected beast?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Heard a great term for a lady having a rub.

'She was dj'ing at her own party'

Wondered if there were any other funny clever terms out there in fab land.

Jilling of as guys jack of lol

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By *adharMan over a year ago

Having a tom hank

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Visiting madame wrist and her five dames

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Must be some wittier ones.

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

5 knuckle shuffle

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By *ythenshawefredMan over a year ago

stockport

Pulling your pud

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Visiting Mrs Palmer and her 5 lovely daughters

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By *dam_TinaCouple over a year ago

Hampshire

"Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Which is wanking into the toilet of course

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ticklewigglejigglepickle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Panty gusset typing

Flicking the bean

Fapping

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Feed the poney

Playing the upside down piano

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dropping the kids off at the pool.

Which is wanking into the toilet of course"

Where I'm from that means going for a dump!

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By *rank EinsteinMan over a year ago

Burton upon stather

Choke the chicken.

Strangle the eel.

Pleasuring oneself.

Tickled her minge.

Jack/Wack off.

Stroke the beaver.

Not brilliant I know.

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By *Ryan-Man over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hand shandy

Bashing the bishop

Spanking the monkey

Taking Captain Pickard to warp speed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spit shining the old water pump

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Waxing the brass candlestick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Choking the one eyed snake!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sex with someone I love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I sometimes suggest that Elle goes to scratch her snatch (usually leads to abusive response).

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Solo aviation

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sex with someone I love"

Pamela and her five friends - that takes me back years!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Chuggin' the chuff

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