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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Paul Coia look a like seeks companion for long walks and dining out for platonic friendship only, no sex (except anal)
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North Sockford man, good looking professional type age 34, WLTM genuinely caring lady who will not swallow my heart whole and then shit it out in a raging bonfire of spite.
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Sporty fit attractive female seeks lumpy disastrous "all over in two minutes" mid-life crisis sufferer for short to mid term relationship.
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Spoon seeks flag. This sounds odd. So does baked Alaska.
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Woman placing advert seeks man responsive to advert.
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Man dressed as snail, GSOH, likes classical music, seeks woman dressed as patio.
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Gingerbread man seeks gingerbread lady. Must be single, over 8" and made of gingerbread.
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Victorian slattern, fallen woman. Carnal smorgasbord extraordinaire, I will manipulate you to leisurely issue, no hasty pudding.
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120 single men seek at least three women (must be single) for swinging. No more wooden legs please.
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I look nothing like my photo, I am a pig-eyed horse frightener with an electronic part.
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7' 6" man seeks 1' 2" woman to shove up bum. Only possible with these lengths. Feet first though, no kinky stuff.
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Unusual Milford woman early 40's, shaped like a keyhole, seeks genuine man with big round head and narrow body that widens into a triangle towards his huge flat feet. Resemblance to keyhole unimportant.
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Tall slim woman from Codge seeks quiet petite portable man with carrying handles and little wheels.
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Vivacious/vacuous woman, never known which one was which, WLTM local man with no fear of commitment/communards, never known which one was which.
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Quiet shy lady from Urling, aged 42, looks unimportant, actually very important, so pay attention!!! To me you are a mere mote of dust on the collar of God. Mountains quake at my approach. Likes eating out, romantic walks in the country and romantic novels.
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Fun seeking F, own parrot WLTM treasure seeking pirate. Likes cinema, map reading and long romantic walks up the plank. Yarl be sorry..........
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Very oily lady wishes to slip into your life.
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Straight curious man from Codge seeks straight Codge man for straight gay relationship. No funny stuff. None of that!!! You people make me sick.
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Male 32, own house and car seeks big affectionate breasts for fun and friendship. Woman attached to breasts need not be anything special.
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Genuine lesbian, usual description, seeks two other lesbians with long blonde hair to do things in front of me while I watch. Honestly I'm a real lesbian. Call Dave or Malcolm on **** ********
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Male 39, positively charged personality seeks negatively charged woman without fillings, jewellery or pacemaker for nights in stuck to the fridge.
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I love dancing but have no legs. Maybe you have legs but hate dancing. Together I could ride you to happiness.
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Stephen King fan, gothic female 36. Brown hair, into cinema and reading books seeks nice gently guy for tying to the bed and breaking his fucking ankles. Maybe more..........
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Single mum age 32. Enjoys being single, so fuck off.
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Bottom of Alfriston canal. You were drowning, I was trying to retrieve my shopping trolley, hence I was a bit distracted. Do you still need saving?
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Attractive separated sporty man. Very sporty sport, likes sport. Looking for sporty sport who likes sport. How many words am I allowed? 25, ok. Sport.
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Caring sensitive genuine male. Likes opera, reading books, quiet romantic nights in, cooking, going to the theatres, walking hand in hand through the countryside, visiting museums and gallery's, art and literature. Old fashioned gentleman. Show me your tits.
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Attractive professional male 46, seeks fun woman for fun in June 1973. It may seem like a long time ago, but I'm optimistic.
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