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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine was from my son saying...

I'm so sorry I'm gay

Then very quickly after said... That was his mate.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine was from my son saying...

I'm so sorry I'm gay

Then very quickly after said... That was his mate.

Driving chat later

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By *ouble CCouple over a year ago

Gran Canaria

''What do u want for ur bday?'' From my sister. Miss C.

PS, a selfie stick. Lol..xx

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By *eforfuncplCouple over a year ago

Morecambe

Sky TV ! Price reduction did to leaving em !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll pop out"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thanks

but i dont know if its a sarcastic one or a genuine thanks.

he might tell me sooner or later lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Do you still have that barrel of acid in your shed?"

From a friend going through a messy divorce.

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By *ranthamThroatMan over a year ago

Grantham.

From my 'phone network saying "you internet allowance is running low please top up your account"

Glad to say I got a landline 'phone installed for the same £10 a month as I pay for internet access on mobile, and I get 12 months free internet on landline deal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Let us know when you are on your way and we'll put the kettle on'

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By *bovethekneeCouple over a year ago

Hampshire / Herefordshire

"We have decided to call him Bob"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

take it your heads up your arse seen how you have blocked me on fab!" happy monday

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

From my folks, confirming the time for a play I'm treating them to tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

' Yeh its's always been the same when it used to be sex station they didn't pay'

Please no questions who sent me that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ugh I can't believe I said that!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pic of my ruined pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"take it your heads up your arse seen how you have blocked me on fab!" happy monday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Saying tipsy again babe lol

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

Mine was from my son's school saying the Sainsbury's Active Kids vouchers were closing on 5th May.

Sorry I can't be any funnier guys.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't worry, they'll never find the body!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my husband telling me there's no work but it's ok there's plenty to chat about.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

From my FB saying he is sat in the office watching people eat their lunches in the sunshine in the park opposite, bless him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my fave fwb..

As a celebration do you fancy a threesome?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From one of my recent meets asking if im free tonight to meet at hers!

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By *exybbw_69Couple over a year ago

Biggleswade

Going into Sainsburys now without panties lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/15 14:03:34]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going into Sainsburys now without panties lol xxxx

Did you send this or receive it you minx ??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dear Sir, the pin code for your safety deposit box is 3825-633. Please keep this safe and secret. We appreciate your business. Regards, Monte Carlo Casino & Investments"

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

""Dear Sir, the pin code for your safety deposit box is 3825-633. Please keep this safe and secret. We appreciate your business. Regards, Monte Carlo Casino & Investments" "

It's always a good idea to keep that information away from the public, you never know what unscrupulous bounder might be watching

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From one of my best mates sayin "err u left ur hair extensions in my kitchen lol"

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By *exybbw_69Couple over a year ago

Biggleswade

"Going into Sainsburys now without panties lol xxxx

Did you send this or receive it you minx ?? "

I sent it hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pic of my ruined pussy lol "

Thats a text i wouldnt mind getting

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I try my best.

From Mrs P

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By *isscheekychopsWoman over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You are lovely xxx (anon texter)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check your e-mail asap......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thursday is good. Don't forget the string.

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By *educedWoman over a year ago

Birmingham

"Did you drink my vodka?"

From my son.

Busted!

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By *ulfilthmentMan over a year ago

Just around the corner

Your new spectacles are ready for collection. At least I think that's what it said; I couldn't tell without my glasses.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""Did you drink my vodka?"

From my son.

Busted!

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By *rs TootyWoman over a year ago

Ayrshire

Def needs sucking

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my mum

Telling me she won at bingo.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"take it your heads up your arse seen how you have blocked me on fab!" happy monday

"
yummy bum

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By *untime duetCouple over a year ago

leeds

had a great night,can we do it again soon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A pic of my ruined pussy lol

Thats a text i wouldnt mind getting

For my Masters eyes only xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Idk

From my teenager!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just recieved! "who are you and why are your cock pics on my wifes phone?" eek!

i didn't know she was married honest!

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By *atelotmanMan over a year ago

Chatham

Mine was from O2 as of the 7th of May pay as you go prices are changing,I bet that means upwards.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

To my weekend meet... Bloody good job I like being on top of you then!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

O o O oo

That should have said cook and not cock.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol mine was "gone"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Leaving 1030ish " from my favourite lady in her way to meet me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Work asking me to come in on my day off.. I said no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Home safely. Thanks. You're a star".

I sold an office cabinet on ebay a few days ago and the buyer collected it about an hour ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
Forum Mod

1pm at ask

Girly lunch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Come on to fuck mate, I'm starving, Nandos!"

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By *ouple1973Couple over a year ago

clowne

Love you missed you babe feeling the love

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bloody hell! Fuck anyone's life who has to commute into London daily! Seriously fuck this shit!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Better go , speak tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From him . . "You should have fucked him "

Her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Where the fuck are you!!!!!

The wife

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman over a year ago

Hereabouts

'Love you more xxxx' from my sister

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By *oe bloggs69Man over a year ago

fife

Nut lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Told you she was a slut. The look on her face when you asked her for anal

Dan m

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To complete your purchase we need your vehicle registration,

Using a car park at Watford Junction yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

how r u both? love U.x

from my nanny.x

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By *eshzMan over a year ago

0151

What's the date you're flying to Thailand, we need to get our flight ticket sorted? From my mates in Singapore.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

On Flight MH370 see you soon.

Love Dave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 20/04/15 18:32:52]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Enjoying yourself?

From 2wheels

crystal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/04/15 18:32:52]"
dnt you dare!!

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By *icky999Man over a year ago

warrington

All is not well this time. Can you please contact the clinic

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Mine said "Oops x"

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By *innamon!Woman over a year ago

no matter

Perfect!! thanks Mum and 3 hearts ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

10 mins ago

Hi big boy i can tell you work out

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By *epper123Woman over a year ago

London

Omg it was an I love you darling xxxxx text

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman over a year ago

West Midlands

What pizza topping on the free pizza?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my house mate saying scan today shows baby has no heart beat as so pregnancy is to be terminated.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

From my daughters school

Eisteddfod Genedlaethol yr Urdd Caerffili 2015. 25.5.15-30.5.15. Os hoffech lythyr i archebu tocynnau cysylltwch a'r ysgol o.g.y.dd.

Diolch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

a servey from car phone warehouse

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By *nothercoupleCouple over a year ago

Exeter

I found out why it was leaking.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Sensible head says yes, but I really want to see you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/04/15 18:32:52]dnt you dare!!

Lol ok

I'm hungry Master feed me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What pizza topping on the free pizza? "

Pepperoni n spicy beef pl x

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By *adybee77Woman over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

uhm... it is

"Just in from work after a long day. Been daydreaming of the blowjob you gave me this morning. Can't believe you made me cum again you clever girl. Now dinner and wine, speak later, Axox)

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By *trawberry-popWoman over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

The garage reminding me my mot is due on 18th May. They have also emailed and phoned. Get the hint people!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

just; unblock me you twat!"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Opticalexpress, are you this months winner for free laser eye surgery text stop to..... Or make an appointment, where they are running late return an hr later to be told there still running late but I'll do you a quick quote... £4,990

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By *iz78Woman over a year ago

wirral

From my sis.... what size were your puppies then? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Yes"

-my mum.

5 seconds ago.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Where are you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"On Flight MH370 see you soon.

Love Dave"

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By *ady LickWoman over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Bloody accident on the M1 AGAIN coming the long way. Might be late :/

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm and being perved at ??

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By *urvybrunette91Woman over a year ago

tidworth

It said 'cook then? I'm hungry for you x'

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By *urvybrunette91Woman over a year ago

tidworth

It said 'cook then? I'm hungry for you x'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll give you some of that

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By *icketysplitsWoman over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Looking forward to seeing you for your massage at 10am tomorrow.

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By *eembabyWoman over a year ago

Brum

Oiiiiiiii

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From my house mate saying scan today shows baby has no heart beat as so pregnancy is to be terminated. "

How terrible

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Looking forward to seeing you for your massage at 10am tomorrow.

"
de javu.... then i rembered that was a physio appointment! enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Will ask Abbie if she'll have the girls next weekend and let you know xxx'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love you xxxxxxxxx don't reply.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...will u bugger off back to the Irish forum..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"From my house mate saying scan today shows baby has no heart beat as so pregnancy is to be terminated. "

xxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you ever stop lady wanking!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You REALLY know how to lick pussy thanks D x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

How's the garden today

And

I will drive you buy me a coffee how does that sound?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Answer your phone now!

This is a common one for me as everyone always complains that they can never get hold of me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/04/15 12:56:46]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Any chance you like stockings and lingerie as much as I do? :p

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By *edroseCouple over a year ago

wigan

Get yourself down here now slut

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

my 76 yr old father in law talking about bushy fanny..wrong lol

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

Yet another pleading message from the 13 year old to let her have her belly button pierced. Replied with yet another no.

Him

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By *ola.Woman over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

An ice cube in my mouth will cool you down.

From a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

EE £1 film offer Mon to Weds on Wuak.i TV

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By *uicylucy76Woman over a year ago

thornton cleveleys

Train delayed.. Someone just threw themselves under it!

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By *hekaiserMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"right going to strip as need a hot bath"...thats from a woman whom ive been flirting with....needless to say ive been thinking about that image for a while now...

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