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over a year ago
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well i do have a buisness here creating single female profiles waiting for the "wanna fuck" messages arranging a meet then capturing them and selling vital organs on the black market. no need to thank me |
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Ho everyone, my names Ryan and........ I'm a caffeine addict.
I first started using when I was 17, Just a cup a say I wasn't hurting anyone.
Now I can't function properly with ten mugs in the first hour of waking.
You know you've got a problem when you're sucking off men in back alleys for one cup coffee pouches to snort... |
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I once took a library book late and didn't even pay the fine.
I also ate an After Eight mint at 7:30.
And finally, I once did a two finger sign to a policeman behind his back when I was 10.
Does this history of crime put me on the bad boy list? |
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I once took all the green jelly tots out of a big tube of them, sealed them back up and wrapped them up to give to someone as a Christmas present
And I would do it again |
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I once was so d*unk they had to get a medical professional to legally declare me sane so I could be prosecuted?
Only a caution though. I was young and stupid. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once took a library book late and didn't even pay the fine.
I also ate an After Eight mint at 7:30.
And finally, I once did a two finger sign to a policeman behind his back when I was 10.
Does this history of crime put me on the bad boy list?"
You are a very bad boy, 100 lines for you young man! |
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