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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm bleeding gutted I am 
She is forever accusing me of nicking the Lighters but a few Days later one will miraculously appear with the feeble..yes feeble excuse that it was found in Her pocket when She washed them, yer right as if. 
I am seriously thinking of withholding my Sexual Favours as punishment but maybe I'm being a bit too harsh, after all Kleptomania is an illness isn't it?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey op I'm with you pal don't give her nothing !!!!! My mrs has more lighters then ronson . I keep one in my car but that goes missing each time she gets in it . Now I keep one at work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey op I'm with you pal don't give her nothing !!!!! My mrs has more lighters then ronson . I keep one in my car but that goes missing each time she gets in it . Now I keep one at work "
You let Her in your Car?.. Gord that's the slippery slope Mate, Next thing you know She will have you taking Her shopping n stuff 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You can't blame her!
I am always stealing the lighters until we run out then I have to go round searching for them all
Hex"
Of course I can blame Her, I gave Her the best minutes of my life..Between Beer n Football of course..FFs I'm a giving person but nicking ones Lighter crosses the Boundary 
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Whadya expect? She's a fart lighter if ever I saw one. Check your photos out if you don't believe me. There's even one of her with a big clump of her long, glossy arse hairs freshly torched from the toxic blast.
But to be fair to her, all her fart lighting is burning off the choking stench of her wind. If you want more proof just take all the flints out of the lighters and see how quickly it is before the place fogs up and the budgie dies. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whadya expect? She's a fart lighter if ever I saw one. Check your photos out if you don't believe me. There's even one of her with a big clump of her long, glossy arse hairs freshly torched from the toxic blast.
But to be fair to her, all her fart lighting is burning off the choking stench of her wind. If you want more proof just take all the flints out of the lighters and see how quickly it is before the place fogs up and the budgie dies."
I bet you say to all the Ladies stud |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Whadya expect? She's a fart lighter if ever I saw one. Check your photos out if you don't believe me. There's even one of her with a big clump of her long, glossy arse hairs freshly torched from the toxic blast.
But to be fair to her, all her fart lighting is burning off the choking stench of her wind. If you want more proof just take all the flints out of the lighters and see how quickly it is before the place fogs up and the budgie dies."
I thank you for your in depth and honest opinion of my appearance, it is always heart warming to receive constructive criticism from a perfect Male specimen with perfect photographs and such glowing verifications, I am sure that your attitude has Women simpering at your Feet.
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Bloody hell, I thought this was a serious thread about cheating and you'd actually caught her with Mayfair, the waterworks and a £500 note hidden in her underwear.
(never play Mrs ddc at Monopoly)
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"Whadya expect? She's a fart lighter if ever I saw one. Check your photos out if you don't believe me. There's even one of her with a big clump of her long, glossy arse hairs freshly torched from the toxic blast.
But to be fair to her, all her fart lighting is burning off the choking stench of her wind. If you want more proof just take all the flints out of the lighters and see how quickly it is before the place fogs up and the budgie dies.
I thank you for your in depth and honest opinion of my appearance, it is always heart warming to receive constructive criticism from a perfect Male specimen with perfect photographs and such glowing verifications, I am sure that your attitude has Women simpering at your Feet.
Mrs Gimp"
It was meant as a joke but as you've not found it funny I apologise to you both. I was referring to the photo with the black leather whip strands between your buttocks, I didn't actually mean you had a hairy bum, but it's fallen flat so again, I'm sorry. |
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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago
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maybe she wants you to give up smoking????
on the other hand, she may just be a thief...watch out for your wallet. 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Whadya expect? She's a fart lighter if ever I saw one. Check your photos out if you don't believe me. There's even one of her with a big clump of her long, glossy arse hairs freshly torched from the toxic blast.
But to be fair to her, all her fart lighting is burning off the choking stench of her wind. If you want more proof just take all the flints out of the lighters and see how quickly it is before the place fogs up and the budgie dies.
I thank you for your in depth and honest opinion of my appearance, it is always heart warming to receive constructive criticism from a perfect Male specimen with perfect photographs and such glowing verifications, I am sure that your attitude has Women simpering at your Feet.
Mrs Gimp
It was meant as a joke but as you've not found it funny I apologise to you both. I was referring to the photo with the black leather whip strands between your buttocks, I didn't actually mean you had a hairy bum, but it's fallen flat so again, I'm sorry. "
No worries, Everyone's sense of Humour is different Mate.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bloody hell, I thought this was a serious thread about cheating and you'd actually caught her with Mayfair, the waterworks and a £500 note hidden in her underwear.
(never play Mrs ddc at Monopoly)
Mr ddc
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Blimey that must make Her eyes water when She sits down.
Note to self: Have a quick rummage through Mrs Gimps under crackers while She's snoring.
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