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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Eddie: This is a sex shop isn't it?
Shop Assistant: Yes.
Eddie: [slaps money down] I'll have five quid's worth then!
Shop Assistant: Very droll sir, I've never heard that one before.
Eddie: Haven't you? Shall I tell it again?
Shop Assistant: No thank you sir, I'd rather have a pineapple inserted violently into my rectum.
Eddie: You've been working here too long mate.
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Richie: Well it wasn't my fault I got so terribly ill I had to order you to cancel your birthday party.
Eddie: You weren't ill, you just ate a tin of curry powder and painted your face green. I knew it was a hoax because the paint washed off when that enema backfired. |
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Eddie: Here we are
[handing tea out]
Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.
Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.
[Drinks some and retches]
Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?
Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.
Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard! |
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Eddie: Here we are
[handing tea out]
Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.
Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.
[Drinks some and retches]
Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?
Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.
Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!"
Best...episode...everrrrr...  |
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
[Eddie has made an exploding carrot]
Richie: Bloo-dy bril-jant, Eddie! Yeah! Hey, got any more?
Eddie: Mais oui, mon brave!
Richie: What?
Eddie: Certainement, mon general!
Richie: Oh Christ, he's gone all Welsh on me again! |
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over a year ago
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"Eddie: Here we are
[handing tea out]
Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.
Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.
[Drinks some and retches]
Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?
Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.
Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!
Best...episode...everrrrr... "
Makes me laugh just thinking about it  |
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Woman: And your name?
Eddie: Edward Hitler.
Women: Ooh, any relation?
Eddie: Well... I've got a mother.
Women: No, no I meant to Adolf Hitler.
Eddie: Yes, that's her! |
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By *hortie OP Woman
over a year ago
Northampton |
Richie: What did we do? What did we do?
Eddie: Well it's your fault for touching up the burly Ferris wheel attendant.
Richie: I thought she was a girl.
Eddie: They were pectorals you fool!
Richie: Well she had an earring.
Eddie: Yeah, through HER foreskin.
Richie: Yes, which I found out later much to my distress! |
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over a year ago
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"Is that the one where they attached legs on backwards?
Sewed them on..
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No, it's the one where they use a dodgy 'sex spray' and try and pull in the pub. |
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"All single guys on here should watch series 1 ep1 for tips on how to behave on a pub social
sssshhh stop giving away good tips!!"
Ooops, you're right, I need to keep their technique to myself  |
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"Is that the one where they attached legs on backwards?
Sewed them on..
No, it's the one where they use a dodgy 'sex spray' and try and pull in the pub."
I have one scene in my head from that series and it's the back to front knees.
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"Eddie: Here we are
[handing tea out]
Eddie: . Three cups of... steaming cold tea. Better drink it before it gets warm.
Richie: [laughs] This is the best tea in London.
[Drinks some and retches]
Richie: Are you not going to drink any of yours Eddie?
Eddie: No, I'm watching you enjoying yours.
Richie: But I drank mine, do your fair share, you bastard!"
I know it's not Bottom, but i'll always remember the bit of the Young Ones where someone said "Oooh look, the mouse has d*unk all the tea" pulling the mouse out by it's "tail". |
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"I used to love Bottom when I was a kid...
"Righty-dokey matey-bloke flap old salty sea-dog amigo skip-jack jockstrap piano-tuner, let's see you balls this one up!" Brilliant "
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