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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

Jays daughter is in labour and he's pacing the floor I thought if we all helped with the pushing it might come sooner

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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PUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHH!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

breathe in and out in and out and pusshh!! bless em hope all goes well x

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman over a year ago

Portsmouth

"PUUUUUUUUSHHHHHHHHH!

PUSHHHHHHHH HARRRRRDER!

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I can help with a shove if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Anyone see that woman who looked like Alan Carr giving birth on one born every minute?

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By *issmorganWoman over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Big push here for you

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By *londeCazWoman over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Virtual pushes from Arse End...better not do too much meself, I've had a bit of a dodgy stomach today

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Is the head crowning yet?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Is the head crowning yet?"
lol, i m not allowed to ring him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pushhhhh... And breath ... Pushhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Now get ready........now PUUUUSSSH....

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

What's the Latest??? Don't forget to breath

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What's the Latest??? Don't forget to breath

"
she's still going lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Puuuuuush! I'll get the hot water and hot towels...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Take her hand and ppppsqueeze

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Excited for you!!

Ull be a blubbering mess!! It's frickin amazing!!!

Good luck granny!! Won't be long now!!! X

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Excited for you!!

Ull be a blubbering mess!! It's frickin amazing!!!

Good luck granny!! Won't be long now!!! X"
lol its not me going to be granny jays going to be grandpa, just preparing for mine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Excited for you!!

Ull be a blubbering mess!! It's frickin amazing!!!

Good luck granny!! Won't be long now!!! Xlol its not me going to be granny jays going to be grandpa, just preparing for mine

Ahhh same difference Shurrup moaning arse.

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Just popping my head round the door... How's things...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can get really excited when the word changes from push to pant ... oh so exciting ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just fetching some towels and boiling the kettle now.....

Good luck, I hope everything goes well!!!!!

What an awesome gift.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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Has the stork arrived yet?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Has the stork arrived yet?"
not yet, its a long labour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has the stork arrived yet?not yet, its a long labour

Oh fer gawds sake get to that hospital, with a mahoooosive spoon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Apparently a really hot curry helps speed up delivery.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

PUSH MRS!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago
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"Apparently a really hot curry helps speed up delivery....."

Maybe they should give one to the pizza delivery boys round here

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple over a year ago

Derbyshire

Tell them to make sure they have the radio on in the delivery room.

Our son was born to Mr Blue Sky.

(Not the tv. Daughter was nearly born to two lesbian fighting on Springer, till Mrs ddc shouted "TURN THAT FECKING SHIT OFF"

)

Deep breath, Puuuuuuuush

Good luck all

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Apparently a really hot curry helps speed up delivery....."

No,it might help to eat one to bring on labour but you couldn't eat one when you're in labour. You would cover the midwife in it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman over a year ago

little house on the praire

She had a little boy at 2.30 this morning, jays surrounded by girls he's not going to know what to do with a boy

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By *wiggy2112Woman over a year ago

some where in Yorkshire

awww that's great news ..congratulations x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yay .. forum midwifes r us

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She had a little boy at 2.30 this morning, jays surrounded by girls he's not going to know what to do with a boy

Just seen this... Hope everyone, is well and fighting fit!! Congratulations!!! To all xxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

Aww.. new life... congratulations.. and well done everyone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"She had a little boy at 2.30 this morning, jays surrounded by girls he's not going to know what to do with a boy

Fantastic news...he will find a boy a great addition...

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