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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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...bog roll. Honestly - what's the point. 
Like many I guess, I receive the daily flood of email ads from various discount code sites and the like.
So as we were running a tad low on loo rolls and having seen good deals previously I had a mooch around.
The result is we're now waiting for a mountain of cherry scented bog rolls to be delivered. Why anyone would want their starfish to smell of cherries is beyond me - but the only other choice was lemon.
And I was worried that lemon might be a bit stingy!
Anyone think of any worse fragrances for use on your ringpiece?
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Forum Mod Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me? 
I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!! 
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Do you often wipe your dog's bum?  "
Nope!
But you know how dogs love to sniff bums.......... 
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"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?
I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!
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Do you often wipe your dog's bum?
Nope!
But you know how dogs love to sniff bums..........
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OK, you stick to that story |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd love my bumole to smell of cherries! Just me?
I'm curious to see what effect it has on the dog!!
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Do you often wipe your dog's bum?
Nope!
But you know how dogs love to sniff bums..........
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Ahhhh wondered where we was going with this but now I understand lol. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse? "
A dog's sense of smell is said to be a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans. In fact, a dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, while humans have only 5 million.
Hope ours doesn't like cherries! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.
Let us know when you pop your cherry on the toilet roll front.
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Quim......now there's a much underused word. Lovely. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How will the dog sniff the scent of cherries on your arse?
A dog's sense of smell is said to be a thousand times more sensitive than that of humans. In fact, a dog has more than 220 million olfactory receptors in its nose, while humans have only 5 million.
Hope ours doesn't like cherries!
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wow ..... Wear thick jeans then |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
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"Scented toilet roll sounds dangerous. I try and keep scent away from my quim as it's not healthy.
Let us know when you pop your cherry on the toilet roll front.
Quim......now there's a much underused word. Lovely. "
'Pop your cherry'!! 
How did I fail to put that in my OP!
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
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Well - it's just turned up!
Even wrapped in two layers of plastic you can smell cherries. Yet to (as Lickety put it!) pop my cherry.
But at least should anyone using it suffer from piles they can now claim they have 'bum cherries' as opposed to 'bum grapes'!!
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