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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hey everyone:
A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)
It was brought to my attention via a rather embarrassing video that I dry humped a blow up sheep. Needles to say in the aftermath the sheep looked like it got run over by a tractor and I can't deny my prides a little shot too.
Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"Hey everyone:
A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)
It was brought to my attention via a rather embarrassing video that I dry humped a blow up sheep. Needles to say in the aftermath the sheep looked like it got run over by a tractor and I can't deny my prides a little shot too.
Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?
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your not from yorkshire or wales so its not in your blood so just a d*unken idiot
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hey everyone:
A quick question: after playing a rather adventurous game of truth and dare assisted with many different alcoholic beverages (can't recall the different types -fail-)
It was brought to my attention via a rather embarrassing video that I dry hunted a blow up sheep. Needles to say in the aftermath the sheep looked like it got run over by a tractor and I can't deny my prides a little shot too.
Anyway does this make me... Like a.. Sheep shagger or summit. Or just a d*unken idiot?
your not from yorkshire or wales so its not in your blood so just a d*unken idiot
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Cheeky bugger haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx 
Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!"
Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx
Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!
Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x"
... And don't forget, it's even better on a cliff edge.. They'll back onto you! |
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right, lets separate the men from the boys!
as a true welshman, a known pastime of the valleys folk, to be a 100% true sheep shagger you must have-
1, thigh high waders- not wellies)
2,velcro gloves- incase you loose your grip.
3, speed- you need a good runner to catch them. or charm, not found a welshman with charm.
wales. the only country where you can get a decent jumper, good hotpot and great shag- all from the same animal!
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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago
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"right, lets separate the men from the boys!
as a true welshman, a known pastime of the valleys folk, to be a 100% true sheep shagger you must have-
1, thigh high waders- not wellies)
2,velcro gloves- incase you loose your grip.
3, speed- you need a good runner to catch them. or charm, not found a welshman with charm.
wales. the only country where you can get a decent jumper, good hotpot and great shag- all from the same animal!
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you missed off the shin guards
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard that the reason they call welsh people sheep shaggers is because years and years ago the penalty for stealing a sheep was higher than having sex with an animal so when Wales stole sheep from their English neighbours they would say they were going to have sex with it rather than steal it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol 
Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx lol yes he aint that happy is he."
Who Morrissey? He's a miserable c**t...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The title sounds like one of Morrissey songs lol
Bullocks shag too cheerful for Morrissey xxxxxxx lol yes he aint that happy is he.
Who Morrissey? He's a miserable c**t......"
Yes him lol, he should try to be more funnier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sheep have huuuugeee bollocks lol
Actually, they don't have any. It's Ram's that you're thinking of, lol
ewes=female
rams=male
all sheep"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No just d*unk only a true Welsh man is a sheep shagger ur just a wanna be xxxx
Aye, got to have the velcro cecks (trousers), too!
Yup n green Wwellies In case of splash back x
... And don't forget, it's even better on a cliff edge.. They'll back onto you!"
The big orme cliff face is the hill of choice I do believe |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Anyone seen the Gene Wilder_sheep scene from Woody Allens' film "Everything You always wanted to know about sex....etc"?
Cute!
Top tip :
How does a Yorkshire sheep shagger practice safe sex?
He's marks the ones which kick with a big red X.
The Welsh mark it with a bloody LL |
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be fare though you ruined the sheep. Legend!!!! 
awww! Ewe it her as a keepsake! 
