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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago
After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"
So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx |
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over a year ago
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"Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago
After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"
So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx"
12 inches... Ouchy
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago
After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"
So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx
12 inches... Ouchy
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over a year ago
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x"
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him |
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him"
Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject |
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him
Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject "
Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .
Hope i helped
Him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him
Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject
Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .
Hope i helped
Him"
Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff "
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him
Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject
Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .
Hope i helped
Him
Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed "
At least you knew the set you was in . I was lucky to get the school right most days. lol |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x"
Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course.... |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x"
Yeah you coulda got cucumber minge the stigma that ould follow you then eh ? So chin up and get that circle squared away. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Was it imperial or metric ?
Him
Dunno lol x just a tape measure x
Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive
Him
Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject
Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .
Hope i helped
Him
Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed
At least you knew the set you was in . I was lucky to get the school right most days. lol"
Happy days in the 70s/80s hey sat at the back of the class cos the teachers couldn't be arsed with the lazy kids |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x
Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course.... "
I aint made of money! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x
Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course....
I aint made of money! "
No but you seem to be getting at least 1 of your 5 a day lol
Him |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x
Yeah you coulda got cucumber minge the stigma that ould follow you then eh ? So chin up and get that circle squared away."
Can't do that the plastic scissors r shit n I aaint alowed real ones |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x
Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course....
I aint made of money!
No but you seem to be getting at least 1 of your 5 a day lol
Him"
Hahaha |
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"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff
Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x
Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course.... " organic maybe, orgazmic probably |
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