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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago

After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"

So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope

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By *hortieWoman  over a year ago

Northampton

I'm an impulse can (up to the lid) deep

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago

After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"

So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx"

12 inches... Ouchy

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By *abes in the woodWoman  over a year ago

wales

Nope

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By *yrdwomanWoman  over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx"

Daily

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh no it was lush xxx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

did it hurt that much

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ok so spent some time playing on the phone this afternoon I was playing with a cucumber as I broke my toy a few weeks ago

After we had finish he asked me to show him how much id taken to I put it back up as far as it would go n was pleased to see id taken just under 12"

So my question in view that men measure their cocks with sky remotes n lynx cans have any of you other women measured the depth of your pussy xxxx

12 inches... Ouchy

"

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By *ere-for-my-convenienceWoman  over a year ago

West Midlands

Mine gets measured by the men whose cock are inside it

One size fits all

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ha ha no and never even entered my head to

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

12 inches wow x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

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By *icky999Man  over a year ago

warrington

Bet elevenses are fun at yours

hows the sandwiches vicar?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no it was lush xxx"
good girl

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By *igeiaWoman  over a year ago

Bristol

Nope. Although I do own an inflatable dildo and was once shown by the dildo wielder just how much expansion they had achieved. Very, very gradually!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a depth gauge for hire

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"did it hurt that much"

At first it did but as I like pain......

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him"

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Bet elevenses are fun at yours

hows the sandwiches vicar? "

Extra mayo Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh no it was lush xxxgood girl "

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By *reelove1969Couple  over a year ago

bristol

i regress ..used to love this kind of banter in high school !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x"

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him

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By *lan43sumMan  over a year ago

Leicester

Just proves that men are just inside out women. I agree that my one size fits (some) and still surveying others!

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple  over a year ago

near cardiff

Something to try on the misses when I get home..

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him"

Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject

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By *oxesMan  over a year ago

Southend, Essex


"Something to try on the misses when I get home.. "

I wonder weather she will agree to it. x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him

Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject "

Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .

Hope i helped

Him

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him

Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject

Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .

Hope i helped

Him"

Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff "

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him

Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject

Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .

Hope i helped

Him

Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed "

At least you knew the set you was in . I was lucky to get the school right most days. lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x"

Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x"

Yeah you coulda got cucumber minge the stigma that ould follow you then eh ? So chin up and get that circle squared away.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Was it imperial or metric ?

Him

Dunno lol x just a tape measure x

Pmsl I've heard of putting your foot in it but not actually putting a foot in it lol impressive

Him

Not very good at math im afraid lol n easily confused on the subject

Take option B wait no take A wait no it's wednesday .

Hope i helped

Him

Fuck off lol I was in set 4 I have you no I never progressed past cutting out shapes n counting the sides then coloring em in. When they gave me a circle i often cryed

At least you knew the set you was in . I was lucky to get the school right most days. lol"

Happy days in the 70s/80s hey sat at the back of the class cos the teachers couldn't be arsed with the lazy kids

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course.... "

I aint made of money!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course....

I aint made of money! "

No but you seem to be getting at least 1 of your 5 a day lol

Him

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

Yeah you coulda got cucumber minge the stigma that ould follow you then eh ? So chin up and get that circle squared away."

Can't do that the plastic scissors r shit n I aaint alowed real ones

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By *isscheekychopsWoman  over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course....

I aint made of money!

No but you seem to be getting at least 1 of your 5 a day lol

Him"

Hahaha

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By *inaTitzTV/TS  over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

12" is impressive

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By *oxy_minxWoman  over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

God no! Some things on here I find crass in both sexes, but then I guess it is just me

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By *ichaelangelaCouple  over a year ago

notts


"I have a depth gauge for hire "

and i have an echo sounder

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS  over a year ago

Epsom

What no pics with a sky remote....... I'm disappointed xx

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley

SKY is soooo 20th century. I measure my strap-on with an Apple remote control

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A flask would be impressive

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh no it was lush xxxgood girl

"

you did put a condom on really didn't you?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A flask would be impressive "

With a picnic bench attached !

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A flask would be impressive

With a picnic bench attached ! "

You always go that step to far basket aswell ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh no it was lush xxxgood girl

you did put a condom on really didn't you? "

Its a cucumber? ????

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A flask would be impressive "

U gonna compete Tosh?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A flask would be impressive

U gonna compete Tosh?"

yeah I have a thimble

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Err cant say i have

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The thought of sticking fruit of vegetables up my chuff makes me I'm just thinking of all the bacteria etc...but no I don't measure me chuff

Neva though of that I did have a bath afterwards lol x

Well it's likely to kill all the pesticides and shit that farmers spray on the crop...unless it was organic of course.... "

organic maybe, orgazmic probably

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