Elderly !
Really ? Well that's a first.
I think my boobs just rolled across the floor followed closely by a heavy sigh ........
Someone rip my epaulettes of please..... i'm going for a sit in the kitchen of contemplation ...... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You have to laugh. He said he'd 'managed' to have sex with an elderly lady before ......... bless."
Lol, yes, I'd laugh..but I'd still follow with the middle finger! 
Fecker!!  |
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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago
East Manchester |
Don't understand the way some folk think (or what they use to think with for that matter).
Been swinging long enough to avoid the "pretty young thing" and choose the more mature and experienced woman, they know more, have a better line if banter and aren't afraid to tell a guy off for doing something wrong, all of which means my skills and knowledge is getting better too.
Anyone who hints you are a bit past it, tell them you have forgotten more than they will ever know, and its true about a good tune from an old fiddle.
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
/\/\/\ awww here, let me oblige on your behalf - call it my good deed for the day 
"I hope you gave the middle finger salute to that!!
No. I just couldn't lift it up being decrepit n all ....... "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Elderly !
Really ? Well that's a first.
I think my boobs just rolled across the floor followed closely by a heavy sigh ........
Someone rip my epaulettes of please..... i'm going for a sit in the kitchen of contemplation ......"
Just get out your bus pass , put on your best basque and go and have some dirty fun......He's a plonker.
You can always contact me ....lol
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"Awww Granny, I'm 58 today so we'll comfort each other if you're up for it.  "
Happy birthday Jack.
Granny, get back in your chair and careful with the Horlicks (how did they get away with that name?). |
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