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Innocent things you think sound rude
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over a year ago
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"I always giggle when people say they are doing a spinning class makes me think it's like swinging "
Some of the arse cheeks look as though they are. Not to mention insecurely fastened tits.
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over a year ago
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I took my aunt out to the pub and she asked me for a snowball. I nearly swallowed my teeth lol.
Also watching Thunderbirds dvd with my kids and i snugly grinned every time Parker said to Lady Penelope "F A B my Lady."  |
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over a year ago
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I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover "
In Blackpool? No fucking chance |
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover "
I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover
In Blackpool? No fucking chance "
trust me she was about 120 year old. I do not want to think of anything but her stroking cats |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover
I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude "
haha that's class |
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover
I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class "
It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her |
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover
I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class
It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her "
yeah but her shouting across a packed pet store. I have got some of that cream for Yer pussy could be embarrassing |
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"I was once in Blackpool and a very old lady and gentleman walk by me.
He had a. " Kiss me quick " hat on.
And hers said. " I love pussys ". I am hoping she was just a cat lover
I wish my mum would stop asking how my pussy is when we're out and she's not particularly quiet when she says it. I've told her to call her a cat,she just says she's not being rude haha that's class
It's embarrassing,but she's 79 so I'll forgive her yeah but her shouting across a packed pet store. I have got some of that cream for Yer pussy could be embarrassing "
I wouldn't put it past her to do just that!  |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Someone told me this story . . She was in a supermarket and an old couple were dawdling along.
suddenly the old man shouted to his old Mrs, "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff" . . . an eerie silence descended on the whole shop. .
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"Someone told me this story . . She was in a supermarket and an old couple were dawdling along.
suddenly the old man shouted to his old Mrs, "oh Elsie, here's that Clit Bang stuff" . . . an eerie silence descended on the whole shop. .
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My nan was from norway and always got her words mixed up. She once walked into a camera shop and asked the young lad behind the counter ' Could i have a film for a tampax camera ' obviously everyone started laughing as they knew she meant a pentax camera |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I was in the suppliers the other day I asked for a 10 inch female flange, he said we don't stock flanges that big, I said yeah I could do with reducing it was my male end was only 5 inch.
He said yeah we get alot of guys in with the same problem!
Made me smile |
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Erm.... Everything.... When I was at school we started doing this thing where everytime you notice a double we would say the word:
"Sausages"
In the style of Zippy....
I'm 35 now and still do it and it still makes me laugh and when we are together it gets manic!
Anyone new thinks it's insaine... And it's like we have to hold it back! |
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Oh and I was once in a meeting with about 10 other guys, 3 I knew.
When the chair was greeting people off his sheet, on one name he stuttered......
"Er.... Penas" he said... To an Eastern European gentleman.
That was it all the English in the room had to look at the floor!
Shoulders jiggling, lips forced closed, tears streaming down their faces...
All fucking day none of us could look at each other!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I bought a new washing machine the guy had to take some delivery information.
Part of my postcode has BJ in it. I have said on one occasion to a fit guy in a shop.... B for blow and J for job
He pissed himself laughing
- Luckily I don't live at number 69 !!!!
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"When I bought a new washing machine the guy had to take some delivery information.
Part of my postcode has BJ in it. I have said on one occasion to a fit guy in a shop.... B for blow and J for job
He pissed himself laughing
- Luckily I don't live at number 69 !!!!
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Me too! I've even moved and gone from one BJ to another.. I'm cursed!! I started laughing down the phone trying to order an Indian when he started off.. B for.. All I could think was blow! |
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