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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.
What did your parents say to you as a kid?"
I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.
What did your parents say to you as a kid?"
That would about do it.....old man only ever beat the shit out me me once....never needed more than a look after that...worked a treat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.
What did your parents say to you as a kid?
I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof.... "
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
I've got the theme tune in my head now.
My father was never a threat. My mother and spatula straight from a frying pan or a punch straight to anywhere soft and squidgy was an entirely different matter.
The really scary thing was putting the sherry glasses onto a tray as that meant she'd decided the vicar needed to hear whatever the wrong-doing was.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That one sentence used to put the fear of god into me.
What did your parents say to you as a kid?
I'll make you go outside wearing that dress you little poof....
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I know it was terribly cruel...... I mean you think they'd have bought me some Mary Jane's to go with the dress.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"if I hear you swear again i'll wash your mouth out with soap. She only ever did it once...
made sure she never heard me after that lol."
i had that done.
My dad was always really relaxed.
Surprisingly as he's/was a boxer.
But one day I came home from school and i said "shit".
My mum said "what did you say?"
I said:
"I said shit. Shit shit shit"
I said it 3 times and she marched me upstairs and put a bar of soap in my mouth and knocked out one of my wisdom teeth.
I was only young. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nothing coz I was so quiet I never needed telling. Then I hit 16 and all hell broke loose. But I was never bad at home "
This was me, I never needed telling off, and when I did do things I needed telling off for, I didn't get caught  |
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By *oconut2Woman
over a year ago
Nether regions of the back of beyond |
Mum - You're very quiet what are you doing ?
Me - Nothing 
Mum - Well stop doing nothing
Tried the same with my daughter but she used to come back with "How can I stop doing nothing if I'm not doing anything ?" She's still a smart arse now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Top thought :
When the threat was "Wait till your father gets home."
The wrong reply was "Which one?" "
I did that once in Ikea, I'm the eldest, and there are two more ratlings after me, so age 10 or so:
Mum: lets go back home to daddy now
me (in front of about 20 people In a packed lift): which one?
I hasten to add my parents have been happily married for 22 years and my mother has never been so embarrassed... Score!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One saying I always gave a smart answer back was, 'don't come running to me, when you break your leg'. It usually ended with me getting something thrown at me as I had already moved out of swiping range.
My dad I lost respect for in a big way, always was shite scared of my grandad and mum. |
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By *omaMan
over a year ago
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Mum was the one who instilled discipline in our house. She was the one who wielded the hardest wallop! Can't argue, we did deserve everything we got.
Loved her to the end of the world.
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The daft threats weren't the problem when I was a kid
