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over a year ago
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Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.
Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?
Mr ddc"
Mr ddc.....I've missed you  |
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"Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
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I've always been way too slow for 'fuck,marry avoid' I always end up snogging some hairy-arsed trucker!
Gutted some of the names I recognised have disappeared, it's hard enough people changing their usernames and avatars for us old foggies! |
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"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.
Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?
Mr ddc
Mr ddc.....I've missed you "
Ahh, ty, well we're back again!
(Mrs ddc was rubbish at keeping me abreast of developments) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
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Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood? 
Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.
(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?
Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.
(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)
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Congestion is the other end... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?
Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.
(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)
Congestion is the other end..."
I'm not so sure.... |
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Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
Have you really not been for a shit for 12 days or have I misunderstood?
Oh and no you haven't missed much Mr DDC, the usual forum malarkey.
(There hasn't even been malarkey, I just wanted to use the word.)
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Can't beat a good smidgen of malarkey
For congestion, Mr ziggy, try a few drops of olbas oil on your pillow or duvet at night.
Failing that, try a mixture of sprouts, Andrew's Liver Salts, Popping candy and lemon juice. I'm no doctor but I'm pretty sure the resultant explosion should clear any blockages at both ends simultaneously.
Feel free to thank me later (after you've changed the sheets and repainted the ceiling natch ) |
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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago
Northampton |
"Ego
Taff
Beetroot
Farage
Tories
Blimey it's hot/rainy/cold
Fuck/marry/avoid/piss on/send a message to the person above
Oh and I'm still congested, 12 days and counting now
I've always been way too slow for 'fuck,marry avoid' I always end up snogging some hairy-arsed trucker!
Gutted some of the names I recognised have disappeared, it's hard enough people changing their usernames and avatars for us old foggies!"
Taff is still around - just on hiatus |
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"How's the kitchen and larder doors?
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As always, nothing's simple!
To finish the last few units, I need to demolish, and rebuild the external wall. For that I need to demolish next door's chimney to get matching stonework. However, since I'm terrified of heights this involves just the right quantity of vodka - too much and I'm not safe, too little and I can't remove my fingers from their vice-like grip on the ladder
Oh, and I'm not allowed to lift heavy things for a bit 
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By (user no longer on site)
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We've also had :-
Sunday roast
Periods
Going through the change
Fucking older women
And so many exciting things that I just can't put my finger o. At the moment  |
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"I have just sliced open an artery, shall I put a plaster on it or call an ambulance"
I'm pretty sure I was here for that one, or am I getting muddled with "I can smell gas, should I light a match to see if I can see where it's coming from?" |
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"We've also had :-
Sunday roast
Periods
Going through the change
Fucking older women
And so many exciting things that I just can't put my finger o. At the moment "
I can't believe there hasn't been at least one grammar thread, "fucking older women" is crying out for a few dozen posts debating where or whether it needs a comma or a hyphen...
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorry, we've been away for a bit, and OMG I'm not working my way through 60 pages of threads.
Can anyone provide a quick precis of the important things I've managed to miss?
Mr ddc"
The usual. Nothing exhilarating or different. Welcome back. |
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