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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents
If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?
Clean them skids with the power of piss"
Hah hah! This actually quite funny (yeah I suppose I'm a bit weird!)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a piss war with a bloke in one of those big single urinals. Was one of those soap cakes or whatever they are called. Both trying to force it the opposite way lol. Was hilarious at the time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Some years ago the Dutch started incorporating a picture of a fly into the ceramic of public urinals. It gave the men something to aim at and much reduced the "leakage" onto the floor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not as easy as you would think when you live alone (what do you mean , for good reason)
When you realise there are skidmarks yer usually fresh outta pee and have to return later. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gents
If you're having a piss and see skid marks down the pan do you see it as a challenge?
Clean them skids with the power of piss"
Yes I have to admit, I do it without thinking.
Also if I see a bit of loo paper in there, I'm not happy until I have peed all over it  |
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Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."
This is a typical guys conversation that would be had anywhere
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."
Who invited you to comment ? |
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
Who invited you to comment ?"
Me |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
Who invited you to comment ?
Me"
Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady....... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is a man's social duty to use his stream to clean off skid marks. Women are certainly not going to do it are they! They cannot even lower the toilet seat without moaning about it!  |
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
Who invited you to comment ?
Me
Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady......."
Well I wasn't looking for permission but I'll agree with the second part. |
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
Who invited you to comment ?
Me
Guess we can let you off a little as you aren't a Lady......."
Brave talk there Mister... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower."
And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche |
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche"
I'd say its depths rather than its complexities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The glaze on my porcelain is sufficiently maintained so shite does not stick to it......
Also I don't hunch my shoulders or rest my elbows on my knees when I'm curling one out...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The glaze on my porcelain is sufficiently maintained so shite does not stick to it......
Also I don't hunch my shoulders or rest my elbows on my knees when I'm curling one out... "
I didn't think women done things like curl one out ?
Oh wait .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Who lives where someone elses shit stains are left on the pan ?
Who'd use a public toilet and is happy to clean others shit ?
Who talks about their shitting habits on a forum?
Each time I think this place has hit an all time low ....... it goes lower.
And thus a woman shall never understand the complexities of the male psyche
I'd say its depths rather than its complexities."
Lets not split hairs |
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