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"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas?  "
a harley davidson?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hogtied? I wanna be hogtied  "
Love being hogtied. My Domme ties me like that or she uses ankle and wrist shackles and clips them together. Apparently I'm a one clip girl as I'm so flexible, no need for a gap between the shackles.
Sorry; off topic I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My first reaction would be outrage....been on and off here too long.
I try not to let complete strangers outrage me to much...I have too much of it in my working life "
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By *irceWoman
over a year ago
Gloucester |
"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas? "
Think that would of had me puzzled also, still plenty of bikers on here to give the answer... |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"Hog - Biker speak for motorcyle
It was a compliment
Now if hed said you make a good looking hog, then its time to stick an apple in your mouth and jump on the spit
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Woo hoo it would take a few hours to cook me got a good bit of meat to cook |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well "
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up "
Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up
Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times "
Lmfao shit up!!!! |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up
Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times
Lmfao shit up!!!!"
I meant shut arghhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I remember it from the film 'Wild Hogs' with John Travolta, Tim Allen and William Dafoe - mid life crisis movie where a bunch of blokes all take off on motorbikes |
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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago
wolverhampton |
"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas? "
a hog is a motorcycle , and yes you would look good on one , |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up
Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times
Lmfao shit up!!!!
I meant shut arghhh "
To be fair you mite well shit up if it does turn out he wants ya on a spit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I thought he might of wanted to put me on a spit and roast me...
Hahaha maybe its a new version of a spitroast
What and shove an apple in my gob as well
You mite be hungry or like me just need shutting up
Haha true I probably do need to shit up at times
Lmfao shit up!!!!
I meant shut arghhh
To be fair you mite well shit up if it does turn out he wants ya on a spit "
ahhh now I know what an anal hook is for?  |
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"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas? "
You'd look better with your legs wrapped around my neck Lol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A Hog is the nickname for those smaller american tractors made by Hardly Movinson.
A Bike on the other hand is something with a high powered engine that will go round corners without needing the next 217hrs to polish all the chrome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas? "
I think they may mean shibari or rope suspension |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A Hog is the nickname for those smaller american tractors made by Hardly Movinson.
A Bike on the other hand is something with a high powered engine that will go round corners without needing the next 217hrs to polish all the chrome "
this without doubt.
Its an antiquated pile of chrome, bolted together with an engine from the 1950's.
Overpriced rubbish sold to old geezers and people who cant ride a real bike... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Why not say a bike? I wish people would not over complicated things my brain cells hurt "
Cause a bike has handling, acceleration, agility and power.
A harley is slow, under powered and over weight and about as agile as a pregnant woman riding a shopping trolley.
Hence "hog"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes "
That's 10 minutes of your life you won't get back.
The guy is an idiot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mane he has a leather fetish?
Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels? "
Now why did that make me instantly think of this....
https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mane he has a leather fetish?
Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?
Now why did that make me instantly think of this....
https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ"
Can't see cheeky in there somehow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mane he has a leather fetish?
Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?
Now why did that make me instantly think of this....
https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ
Can't see cheeky in there somehow "
You mentioned the chaps and tassles.....
Come to think of it...
no ones seen your face.....
We moustache you a question.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mane he has a leather fetish?
Cheeky dressed just in chaps and tassels?
Now why did that make me instantly think of this....
https://youtu.be/nlGclIZV5JQ
Can't see cheeky in there somehow
You mentioned the chaps and tassles.....
Come to think of it...
no ones seen your face.....
We moustache you a question...."
I'm shy  |
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"I've just been told via a message (not on here) that I would look good on a hog? Now ive been scratching my head for the past 10 minutes trying to decode the message...any ideas? "
Or could be a spit roast lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway
Hahaha now that would be a sight "
Pig tails flying out the back |
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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago
The land of grey peas and bacon |
"I can imagine you dressed in leathers with a leather,sleeveless jacket,bandana a shades,pedalling down the motorway
Hahaha now that would be a sight
Pig tails flying out the back "
Me and you Thelma and Louise but without driving off a cliff |
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"Are we sure something didn't get auto-corrected
Ok what did you think got auto corrected then?
not sure just a thought / hope"
It could've been auto corrected from, 'you'd look good on my gob' or 'on my nob'... |
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