ive had a near death experience ....i know my last words were "please dont let me die" ....then my life flashed before me like a video playing in my head .....luckily for me i had expert medical help which saved my life so 20 years later im still around and happy to wake up on every new day ..it sure colours the rest of your life.......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is that it then ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

it's been emotional

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By *emmefataleWoman over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"i came , i saw , i conquered"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I'll make some toast in this here bath.

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By *asochrisMan over a year ago

cardiff

i'm imortal so i can say what i want, when i want

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don't use my laptop would be mine

My best friend knows, that when I go, she gets into my house and gets my laptop, before any of my family can get their hands on it. And she knows what to deleate without opening.

Also I have trusted her with emptying the toy drawer.

Even in death, there are some things your family shouldnt know!

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

""i came , i saw , i conquered"

I came, I came, I came, I just kept coming... then I went!

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By *unky monkeyMan over a year ago

in the night garden

My fortune is hidden in the...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

In the words of Oscar Wilde;

"Either that wallpaper goes, or I do."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That ceiling needs a coat of paint............. Again.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give it here you sissy's I'll show you how to play Russian roulette. ((click))

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give it here you sissy's I'll show you how to play Russian roulette. ((click))

That was Kurt Cobain's last words wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine would be "The World is full of Crashing Bores".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I will be Back ,, lol

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By *irtydanMan over a year ago

Blackpool

thank god its over

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By *ngieandMrManCouple over a year ago

hereford

“Life is not a rehearsal... thank fuck for that, wouldn’t want to go through it AGAIN”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Kiss me Karen"

Now THAT is the last word....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

""i came , i saw , i conquered"

Alternatively "

Vidi, Vici, VENI...!

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By *mumaWoman over a year ago

Livingston

or... "I'm behind you" mawahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The last words of a biscuit....

"Oh Crumbs..."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"what would your last words be?

i am taking mine from tim micham the comedian

"whos the world gonna revolve around now""

Mine would be. It's Tim MINCHIN you imbecile! Now fuck me till I die !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've become an Evertonian. It's better that one of those fookers pop their clogs

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

"Don't use my laptop would be mine

My best friend knows, that when I go, she gets into my house and gets my laptop, before any of my family can get their hands on it. And she knows what to deleate without opening.

Also I have trusted her with emptying the toy drawer.

Even in death, there are some things your family shouldnt know!

lol i have appointed "porn buddy" in the event my partner and i both die he is to empty the house of porn ( may need a van lol ) all toys, whips and extras..

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By *ollie_JCouple over a year ago

London

Hide the porn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

bus wot bus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"ive had a near death experience ....i know my last words were "please dont let me die" ....then my life flashed before me like a video playing in my head .....luckily for me i had expert medical help which saved my life so 20 years later im still around and happy to wake up on every new day ..it sure colours the rest of your life......."

I bet it has changed your perspective on things, their priorities and seemingly important things probably have become quite trivial in the aftermath?

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By *razydriver8Couple over a year ago

plymouth

after being hit by a bus...

damn... should have gone to spec savers!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

if I knew I was gonna live this long I'd have taken better care of myself

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